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finehoney

not to be thirsty on main but i would love a little kiss on the forehead

cornedbeefhashtags

King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

The Lord:

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King David: *finally plays the secret chord*

The Lord:

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will-x-vi

Weirdo little kids are my favorite kinds of people

cocogarapinao

She should lie face down on a skateboard and slide at people

joanhello2

Imagine you're an adult sitting at your front door handing out treats to the usual little vampires and witches and trademarked superheroes and this giant horseshoe crab comes rolling up the front walk and then it stands up and there's this little girl inside it.

valtsv

might fuck around and let nature reclaim me

wordproblemapoligist

does this mean you’re going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while

valtsv

yeah

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if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?

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him: *chokes me*

me, wheezing: your grip is getting stronger, sport

toytowns

this is why tumblr is worth pennies now

squigglebug

To be fair this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

renpai1

Is this not The Great Gatsby fanfiction?

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I hate this fucking website

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

whitepeopletwitter

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veerletakino

profeminist

Comic source

trans-mouse

This is actually not that different from what i did. Except I named my DnD character Lydia, then found out “Hey i like being called lyida” so im literally named after my own dnd character

noahnomore

#its always the golden hour in mexico

vourent

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I just took an online quiz that supposedly tells you what color your eyes and at first I was like, “yeah right… like that will work”

AND THEN THEY GOT IT RIGHT…

my webcam is off and covered in tape so like…

how did they know my eyes are hazel based on those questions alone????????

btw HERE is the link if anyone else wants to take the quiz

c3rvida3

Before I even post anything, you can find their work here on Etsy and here on Twitter.

Now, formalities aside, I am upset.

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literally might never be over the fact that verizon bought tumblr for over a billion dollars and in their like five year ownership drove away like a third of this users and destroyed the site so badly that they were only able to sell it for 3 million dollars. it’s just so medieval serf-like. absolutely classic crumbling monarchy behavior. it’s like we’re all background characters in the 5th act of a shakespearean tragedy. i’m gonna lose it

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verizon is the danish royal family wordpress is fortinbras and i’m horatio tenderly clutching hamlet aka what’s left of my shittty shitty blog and addressing the room like “welcome to the party you flaming hot dipshits”