Aussie Cub

Just an Aussie Cub, a bit geeky, looking to explore the world and meet all sorts of people

[sabertoothwalrus]

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[sabertoothwalrus]

this funky little wooden dude is off the shits

[good-and-colorful]

I’ll say it this time: for the love of all that is holy unmute this

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

Short, stocky dudes are the new hot gay commodity. Tall muscle gays are OUT I’m sorry it has been passed by the gay senate

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

Um? It is

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

Signed into gay law……. accept it

[starwarsgraphictee]

*now’s my chance*

[aussiecubbie]

Leg day was yesterday and I thought I should show the results

[bottommemes]

Raw and Order

[acciowine]

🎵 cum, cum 🎵

[gingerlicious69-deactivated2018]

Special Bottoms Unit

[im-the-batmann]

[konradwerks]

[endangered-justice-seeker]

BOOM! Know How to Protect Yourself  👏🏾

[raimagnolia]

Honestly if she had just cussed her out it’d a been less savage than this 😭 u snatched her entire fucking life

U read her to a point she’s going casket shopping for herself

[official-josh]

[lvl99catpriest]

Pastor Dusty Wig

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

LOOK 👏 AT 👏 YOUR 👏 INBOX 👏 PLEASE 👏👏👏

Ok

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

ANON WHAT

[transgirl-link]

Let them speak

[sonicisdead2me]

[balliehoo]

Wait, I don’t think this is right. While they say it’s the Pacific Northwest in the trailer, they actually show what he knocks out:

That’s not the Pacific Northwest, that’s the Western Interconnection Power Grid, and the Mexican grid, and Texas Grid.

With some change. So if we do the math preserving the 1 in 7 statistic for number of babies who will need neonatal care and add in a few factors:

Based on statistics from 2017 provided by the Kaiser Foundation, the number of babies born per year in Idaho, Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Montana, Wyoming, Colorado, Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas is around 1,280,146, assuming this base generalizes year to year.

In British Columbia and Alberta, 100,509 babies were born in 2018.

I couldn’t get an exact number of babies born in Mexico in any given year, but the Worldpopulationreview estimates one birth every 14 seconds, so estimate 93,600 births a year.

Add that up and in any given year there’s about 1,474,255 babies born. So if 1/7 of these are born and need a neonatal care unit, that’s 210,607 babies born a year that need this care.

Assuming the standard 1 week as before, that’s actually Sonic killing 4,050 babies by wiping out the power, not accounting for everyone who is intensive care in those regions.

4,050 babies killed for anyone who didn’t read.

Sonic is a monster.

[scumbagsblog]

Why can’t we ever do math for normal things

[littlegirlkylie]

reblog if it's okay to send you a nude

[theparkerpapers]

[umbreeunix]

and dont forget no microtransactions

[lolzman87]

And is a complete game with no missing elements. The DLC is only additional content that is separate from the main game, and doesnt lock you out of any content for not owning it.

[thecolorplaid]

Even the preorder bonuses weren’t exclusive, you could just unlock them sooner.

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[legolokiismighty]

it’s almost like people enjoy offline, single-player, story-based games. 

[awesomefitnessrecipes]

Easily Paleo-ified with some tweaks to the stir-fry sauce.

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[mxnrique]

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

[proto-homo]

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

[laughconfetti]

they cut it because of the ONE gay reference

[eschaton-the-imminent]

Same energy

[nikadd]

both of these sketches were written by julio torres - here’s his twitter

[somewhereinthedetails217]

Omg 😂

[pseudo-seraphim]

I just want you all to know that my dramatic 6 year old ass would have loved all of this shit.

[baker-p-i]

I’m the dramatique™ hand to face moment in the broken mirror.

[dormouseking]

“YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS FOR YOU. AND THIS ONE THING IS FOR HIM.” I don’t know Julio Torres nor his sexual orientation but no matter what it is he has lived The Queer Experience™ .

[nowyoukno]

Now You Know (Source)

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

[autisticsorey]

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

thank you friend

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

[firebreathingeli]

FACT:

This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.

You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed

You all needed to know this. 

[shiraae]

holy shit

[princealigorna]

That went from cool to horrifying is 0.05 seconds

[xxdevilbydaylightxx]

*gets a pool of this* eUe GONNA BE A MERMAID-

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[solace-y]

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

[selesnyapokemonprofessor]

This is a good one 12/10

[toomucherin]

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

[vimesbootstheory]

#Erin your friend Jackie is in it and it’s a different vine than usual! – lmao omg elvira your tags are the best

[0-memento-mori-0]

The “SAIL!” song one had me _laughing at work_

[inactive1346597623595641352]

The “Yo Brandon what’s number 1” is the best vine in the entire world and no one will ever convince me otherwise

[alexander]

Gay dating is a lot like finding a job, you either find one on the internet or get a referral through a friend

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

People are always excited about how ants can lift way more than their bodyweight but I’m not impressed. I can lift dorito crumbs too its not that hard

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

If ants were really strong then they’d be able to grow bigger without being crushed by the weight of their own stupid exoskeleton

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

~oh look at me~ I have hydraulics in my legs but couldnt figure out how to build a functional respiratory system so when I get too big I jsut die

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

I posted this at 4am but i stand by it

[acciowine]

Guys in jockstraps.

Reblog if you agree.

[animusrox]