coby !!

any pronouns 15yo who likes sports, christian alt music, star trek tos, the ascendance series, 17776 and 20020, tadc, and check, please! @milehighcoby on twt

[awestruckrevival]

intro ig !!

HAI i'm coby and i'm new to tumblr so idrk what i'm doing but. yeah. i'm here

any pronouns || 15yo

i like sports someone save me (denver's teams + seattle storm + seattle torrent + nebraska, wyoming, oregon state)

i love check, please! i only first read it this year so idk if i'm a real fan but i love it so much and i am here for the new content

i'm not like a huge star trek fan but tos is definitely comfort media and chekov is my favorite character

i like christian alt music please kill me now yes it's embarassing i know. fave artists are nf mat kearney and gable price and friends

i like the ascendance series by jennifer a. nielsen

I LOVE 17776 AND 20020

i like tadc

idk i'm here to make friends but people are scary so !! talk to me if u want !!

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[crusty]

this took me a day but i knew i had to do it as soon as possible

[storgicbytes]

learned that ESA plans to have a successor to juice who is also a large mission. turned him into a guy together with 17776cord and i thought itd be funny if he was complete opposite of juice — an Average boring white guy

oh and his name is also sauce

L4 (spacecraft) - Wikipedia

he's incredibly formal and a people pleaser; and tries Really hard to be friends with juice. while the latter finds him offputting as hell

[theonion]

Hopping online to quickly do, well we don’t quite remember, before ending up here, a new report from Stanford University showed Monday that you were supposed to be looking something up right now. The minutes-long study released today claims that there is definitely a reason you are online right now, but you saw a headline about a YouTube controversy, and then you saw this, and now you have kinda lost your train of thought.

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[phantomvalkyrie05]

Please be someone that's normal. Please be someone that's normal. Please be someone that's normal for once!😬

FUCK!😫

[whitestreamrct2]

Wyatt 😭

(art by @vnclelr)

Um @zeldafloof @bassyperson + open tags

[bassyperson]

...diana ig?

open tags

[5000voltsthroughme]

SHUHEI MY LOVEEEEE YAYYYY

Open tags I’m too lazy

[phinksyhxhfan]

Fem Ginjo fuck yeahhh

[moxxyandthekat]

Sua >_<

@bloodless-scorpio-33 @rudzcrudz

[rudzcrudz]

OH MY GOS?? LMAOO???

[Source]

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES I WON I WON I ACTUALLY FINALLY WON YES YES YES

@killercl0wnc0rrie and anyone else who wants to join because I suck at tagging people 😭

[killercl0wnc0rrie]

So um

......Yeah no dude I was yumeshipping with him when I was a closeted little 9 year old lesbian who thought finding a male character cool meant I was straight. I do NOT want to marry this motherfucker. GULP

@springf0xy @mandycide @greythemutt

[mandycide]

HELPok

NO ITS SHITPOST GACHA LIFE MARK HOFFMAN NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

@nyonie Maybe it can be mama or sasa or maybe hiro since he isn’t real..! @awestruckrevival @reyisodd idk

[awestruckrevival]

LMAOOOO WHICH ONE,,,,

tags: @drurypiled @darling--marie @starryg4rden @carthyanstar @cest-la-vie-farewell @stedebonnetsgaycrisis @bussy-boys @notsogoofyjelly @static-3l3ctr1c1ty

[tallyhallfacts]

the 17776cord server is currently trying to write 50007 from scratch. its going downright abysmal but in a funny way

[cest-la-vie-farewell]

tenjuice slop

[anotherremixx]

something something star trek

[karmrys]

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

It’s so funny how like. Spock is queer bc of the subtext, the Otherness inextricable from his character, meanwhile William Shatner was handed the straightest man of all time on paper and fumbled the bag bc he couldn’t stop giving Leonard Nimoy fuck-me eyes and now he lives in a bi Kirk hell of his own devising, forever enduring the conshatquences of his shactions

[theonion]

In addition to crossing his arms and shaking his head as he listened to the tech billionaire spread blatant misinformation about the End Times, the Antichrist reportedly rolled his eyes Monday throughout a lecture given by Peter Thiel. “This second-rate charlatan doesn’t know the first goddamn thing about my plans to bring widespread doom,” said the Beast, who grimaced and exhaled black plumes of smoke from his nose while sitting in the front row of the 2,000-person auditorium.

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[sophiaurora]

⌗ DO THIS PICREW AND TAG MOOTS .ᐟ ֹ₊⊹

tags .ᐟ @glowydiaries @hers-underwraps @calamaroo @your-mommy-ems @pinkwinesupernovas @gentlehue @sweetheartcrush @lovestruckhaze @binibby @swagvie @haeerizm @auntiejohn @cherryribbcns @pjxcksonswrd @jjsblueberry @daystarpoet @lovethornes @pottersdeer @ultimatelyangel @lilywalkers @maybxlle @loveuimsorry @caramelmiacchiato @catchmeonyourceiling @willucryy @inkstainsonmysheets @catacombspooks @ssparksflyy @ccupcakqs @moefangzz @xoxoivy13 @dollysdoe

[lily-of-knossos]

Thanks for the tag @fieldsofdreamlesssolitude !

And yes I recently cut my hair 🤧

@fedyas-damsel @timeforfingchaos @autistickiramman @ernycek @viktorscuntywaist +open tags

[fedyas-damsel]

ooooh cute :33

@revverries404 @schrodingersvicodin @fionaneedsamango + open tags

[schrodingersvicodin]

Much wonderful...

@pinguwashere @cosmopolitanalienation @melancholic-whimsy +open tags

[cigsanddepresso]

@anemicontess @cosmopolitanalienation @melancholic-whimsy @pifnii @ratsietm @meliae-cinis @raskoln1kovsaxe open tags+

[pifnii]

(the ever appearing no grey eyes option in picrews 🥲)

@cosmopolitanalienation @actualstardust @starrysipss @vinnythefrog @smoresxd @malacemizerhater and all moots

[smoresxd]

rahhhh why doesn’t it have the option to have heterochromia >:(

au of an already existing oc… i made them happier and changed some features

@hxxrtlxss-ghxst @dazaisbaldspot @artemisardw + open tags :3

[artemisardw]

How I would look if my parents didn't force me to grow out my hair 😭

@anincarnationofchaos @carabinerbracelets @caravalxjurdan240 @20thcenturytroodon @spilled-my-dam-spaghetti

[caravalxjurdan240]

doesn't look like me but reminds me of Donatella from Caraval

@alexvolkovsgirl @artemisiamasterofnone @flyerguardian @lumisthegloomis @itzursafespace @kylekicksass4418 @booklover5111 @obsessivebookwormalert @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees +open

[flyerguardian]

Its as close to me as its going to get and its not that close :]

@wrensvoices @impisback-tellafriend @bardorsomethinglikethat @causalshapeshifter @twinklefwinkle @er-idkhehe2 @lunaticcat28 @violetthediva + open tags because I CAN'T REMEMBER Y'ALLS NAMES I'M SORRY😭

[causalshapeshifter]

@ryan-reynolds-is-my-wife @finn-dotcom @bardorsomethinglikethat @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person

[ryan-reynolds-is-my-wife]

<3

@p3tmeplz @eggchanisactuallyraylon @wh0rerf4n @cabinthreeproblems @pissedoffclown

[wh0rerf4n]

I feel like I look like an alien but it’s whatevs :3

Open tags !1!1!1!1

[furinadefontaine22]

tadaaaaa….!!!!!!

@xaikoz @shrimplysleepless @eremiti0n @emomarktwain @puckful

+ open tags!

[emomarktwain]

I couldn't find a hair more red but that's okie

@rotting-in-red @phi1ia093 @jellyfishesandroses @kiiwii87 and anybody else who wants to

[deaddovenobeta]

They didn’t have my glasses or ear piercings (or desired haircut) T^T

@randomfruit666 @legionforweare-many @z0mq0id @haruu-luv @skeletomez + anyone else

[randomfruit666]

@cedar-is-a-nerd @sweetasticks @whattheship @legionforweare-many @spaceking @somethinginterestingithink @barely-an-artist @queenyuritheiii @mysicventity @pidge-the-pigeon +anyone i may have missed!!

[pidge-the-pigeon]

Fantasy version of me :)

Tags: @icamincon @heaven-in-a-wild-flower and any other moot I didn’t tag :)

[icamincon]

Omg I forgot how much I love these! Me as a deer bc why not + my boba addiction

Tags: @carthyanstar @mollyseventh @maveleina + any other moots :)

[carthyanstar]

thanks for the tag!! <3

@nevermoresshadow @teresa-of-del @xxcherryblush @awestruckrevival + open tags!

[awestruckrevival]

yippee ty for the tag! this is not the haircut i have now but it is the haircut i'm getting in five days so i went ahead and did that lol

tags: @mandycide @darling--marie @static-3l3ctr1c1ty @nyonie @reyisodd @drurypiled @cest-la-vie-farewell @starryg4rden @bussy-boys @stedebonnetsgaycrisis @notsogoofyjelly + open tags !!

[theonion]

Political Profile: Todd Blanche

Amid concerns over a $1.8 billion fund to compensate Jan. 6 rioters and his handling of the Epstein files, acting Attorney General Todd Blanche faces an uphill confirmation battle for the permanent job. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the Trump nominee.

[frickadoodlydoo]

various people about trans men: I hate you. because i hate men of course. there is a heavy overarching implication in my behavior that I would not treat you with this level of cruelty and scrutiny if you were a cis woman, but shouldn't you feel so validated right now? shouldn't you feel validated that I wouldn't treat you like shit if you hadn't transitioned? shouldn't you feel validated that I'm treating you like shit explicitly because of your identity?

[macgyvermedical]

When Drugs Became Available

Have you ever been writing some historical fiction and wondered "hey, I wonder if my characters would have been able to pop an ibuprofen in 1977?" Well, you're in luck, because this post is all about when common medications became available:

Acetaminophen: 1950

Albuterol: 1969 (UK) 1982 (US)

Allopurinol: 1966

Alprazolam: 1981

Amitriptyline: 1961

Amlodipine: 1990

Amoxicilin: 1972

Amphetamine/Dextroamphetamine (together as Adderall): 1996

Apixiban: 2012

Aripiprazole: 2002

Aspirin (first NSAID): 1899

Azidothymidine (first antiviral): 1987

Barbital (first barbiturate): 1903

Bupropion: 1985

Buspirone: 1986

Calcium Carbonate (TUMS): 1930

Captopril (first ACE inhibitor): 1981

Chlordiazepoxide (first benzodiazepine): 1960

Chlorothiazide (first thiazide diuretic): 1957

Chlorpromazine (first antipsychotic): 1952

Cyclobenzeprine: 1977

Diphenhydramine: 1946

Furosemide: 1959

Fluoxetine (first SSRI): 1988

Gabapentin: 1993

Glipizide: 1984

Hydrochlorothiazide: 1959

Ibuprofen: 1969 (UK) 1974 (US)

Insulin: 1923 (though many types of insulins would become available over the next century)

Imipramine (first tricyclic antidepressant): 1959

Iproniazid (first antidepressant (MAOI)): 1952

Levothyroxine: 1927 (though desiccated pork thyroid was used for the same reasons as early as 1890)

Lisinopril: 1987

Lithium: 1949

Losartan (first ARB): 1995

Lovastatin (first statin): 1987

Naproxen: 1976 (Rx) 1990 (OTC)

Nitrogen Mustard (first chemotherapy agent): early 1940's

Methotrexate: 1947

Methylphenidate: 1954

Metformin: 1957 (France) 1995 (US)

Metoprolol: 1978

Montelukast: 1998

Morphine: early 1800's

Omeprazole: 1989

Penicillin: 1945

Phenbezamine (first antihistamine): 1942

Prednisone: 1955

Propranolol (first beta blocker): 1965 (UK) 1967 (US)

Sertraline: 1990

Spironolactone: 1959

Sulfanilamide (first modern antibiotic): 1935

Tolbutamide (first oral anti-diabetic drug): 1956

Tramadol: 1977 (Germany) 1995 (US)

Trazodone: 1981

Valacyclovir: 1995

Verapamil (first calcium channel blocker): 1964

Warfarin: 1954

Zopiclone (first "Z-drug"): 1986

[macgyvermedical]

Someone asked for this list in date order, so here it is!

Morphine: early 1800's

Aspirin (first NSAID): 1899

Barbital (first barbiturate): 1903

Insulin: 1923 (though many types of insulins would become available over the next century)

Levothyroxine: 1927 (though desiccated pork thyroid was used for the same reasons as early as 1890)

Calcium Carbonate (TUMS): 1930

Sulfanilamide (first modern antibiotic): 1935

Nitrogen Mustard (first chemotherapy agent): early 1940's

Phenbezamine (first antihistamine): 1942

Penicillin: 1945

Diphenhydramine: 1946

Methotrexate: 1947

Lithium: 1949

Acetaminophen: 1950

Chlorpromazine (first antipsychotic): 1952

Iproniazid (first antidepressant (MAOI)): 1952

Methylphenidate: 1954

Warfarin: 1954

Prednisone: 1955

Tolbutamide (first oral anti-diabetic drug): 1956

Chlorothiazide (first thiazide diuretic): 1957

Metformin: 1957 (France) 1995 (US)

Furosemide: 1959

Hydrochlorothiazide: 1959

Spironolactone: 1959

Imipramine (first tricyclic antidepressant): 1959

Chlordiazepoxide (first benzodiazepine): 1960

Amitriptyline: 1961

Verapamil (first calcium channel blocker): 1964

Propranolol (first beta blocker): 1965 (UK) 1967 (US)

Allopurinol: 1966

Albuterol: 1969 (UK) 1982 (US)

Ibuprofen: 1969 (UK) 1974 (US)

Amoxicilin: 1972

Naproxen: 1976 (Rx) 1990 (OTC)

Cyclobenzeprine: 1977

Tramadol: 1977 (Germany) 1995 (US)

Metoprolol: 1978

Captopril (first ACE inhibitor): 1981

Trazodone: 1981

Alprazolam: 1981

Glipizide: 1984

Bupropion: 1985

Buspirone: 1986

Zopiclone (first "Z-drug"): 1986

Lovastatin (first statin): 1987

Azidothymidine (first antiviral): 1987

Lisinopril: 1987

Fluoxetine (first SSRI): 1988

Omeprazole: 1989

Amlodipine: 1990

Sertraline: 1990

Gabapentin: 1993

Losartan (first ARB): 1995

Valacyclovir: 1995

Amphetamine/Dextroamphetamine (together as Adderall): 1996

Montelukast: 1998

Aripiprazole: 2002

Apixiban: 2012

[partywithponies]

Being into popular ships from popular media is weak. Barely hits. To get a real high try pacing your bedroom like a caged animal at 6am obsessively thinking about an insanely niche pairing from an insanely niche piece of media, performing an imaginary ted talk to an audience of zero.