Does anyone want to explore the concept of at least some of Quark's misogynist mindset and attitude stemming from Rom's wife abandoning him and Nog. Like maybe just a little bit. hello. is anyone there. can you hear me.
Will anyone listen to me if I explain my theory that Porthos is actually Archer’s anxiety support service dog. I’m not insane right. When I first watched the show I was like “Oh Archer has a service dog, that makes sense, why else would they (starfleet and the Vulcans) allow a pet on board the first warp 5 starship?” Come to find out this wasn’t the case. I get Phlox’s animals being allowed because those are used for medical research and to help treat the crew, but the more enterprise I re-watch the more my theory of Archer needing an anxiety dog gains strength. Did anyone else think this???
Yo so sorry for Jenna or whatever or name was but I simply would not be capable of fumbling a baddie such as Data. He's amazing, an absolute catch. You could never find a better partner if you tried, call me Geordi the way I'd be all up in his systems.
This fandom is severely lacking in nsfw content so in honor of Michaelmas and Adam's birthday I'm posting these - Enjoy!
(NSFW / EXPLICIT LANGUAGE WARNING)
They are oh so gentle with each other, and very rarely do things get all hot and heated
Michael would be gentle their first couple times with Adam having to lead him a bit, but once they fall into a rhythm Michael will let instincts take over and just pull Adam closer and hold onto his hips and thighs a little tighter which definitely leaves Adam forgetting to breathe for a second
Healthiest relationship? Check. Healthiest sex life? Check.
They discuss every topic with each other, it works perfectly with Adam getting to rant a little about stuff from a biological standpoint and have Michael listen
I’ve always loved the idea of Michael not understanding sexual situations at first but then slowly he begins to know and understand them better once he sees the way Adam….reacts.
Like as in he obviously understands how humans do it but he just doesn't get the pleasure side of it?
Until he does
Adam unlocking the fourth most powerful being in existence's repressed sex drive may have either been the best thing he's ever done or the worst
Michael officially ruined any sexual activity for Adam because No One on earth can compare to that thing he does with his mouth. Michael tries not to be a smug shit about this (He fails)
I have said this before but while they’ve experimented with all types, their favourite position is missionary because they get to face each other and hold on to the other
So you know how there’s that whole idea that when Cas and Dean do it Cas makes the lights explode? Well, yeah, that.
But because it’s Michael the fucking neighbourhood goes out of power
Adam thinks it’s kinda hot
They don't really use nicknames aside from kiddo and halo, because they both think its really sweet when the other says their name all lovely and breathless
Speaking of using names, Michael was all big strong sex machine archangel until Adam actually moaned his name out loud for the first time, then it was over
Chuck forbid Adam screams his name, the entire state they’re in might have a blackout
the “2x angelic sensitivity” thing is so true and I always had the idea that angels naturally have a calming aura around them, like the whole Be Not Afraid thing ya know? So Adam getting all dizzy and relaxed when Michael focuses all his attention on just touching him makes complete sense to me
With his body being too sensitive for the angels touch there have been a few times where Michael doesn’t realise that Adam’s overstimulated and just keeps going
Of course, when he realises this he’s very sorry and holds Adam close that night.
But Adam doesn’t mind it that much since the entire time his body was tingling with sensation and he was whining softly, Michael just kept thrusting his hips, kissing his neck and whispering “Adam, my Adam, sweet Adam” lovingly into his ear
Praises would be a big thing for both of them, throughout the whole experience they’re constantly giving and receiving (innuendo intended) encouragement to each other
Adam can see Michael's true form for a split second when he finishes
If he pulls on Michael’s wings, Michael will groan and thrust a little harder than he was meant too
As i said before things don't get too rough or loud too often, but when it does then they’re 100% those annoying neighbours who you can hear banging through the walls
Eventually Adam asks Michael to sound-proof their room before doing it, where as Michael just suggests to smite the neighbours
Michael always puts Adam before himself in almost every situation, and that doesn’t exclude the bedroom. Michael makes sure that Adam is satisfied before taking any pleasure himself
Michael just takes in the experience as it goes along, he closes his eyes and just lets all the feelings sink it, and he moves his hands up and down and all across and over Adam’s body which drives Adam insane
If I had a nickel every time I shipped a human character with a non-human character I'd have- well...like a bajillion nickels. Why does this keep happening.
I'm under the belief that out of all the things Herbert is unprepared for when he gets into a relationship with Dan the one thing that takes him completely by surprise is Dan's devotion.
You can argue that Herbert left Dan with nothing in his life besides Hebert himself, and you'd be correct. Whether he meant to or not Herbert has accidently become the only constant that Dan can rely on, therefor leaving him as the sole focus of Dan's attention.
On the surface Herbert's actions and words point to him wanting Dan all for himself, whether it's because he sees the potential in Dan to be a scientist, to be his partner, or simply to be his equal. But I think that's where his idea of Dan ends. Herbert's only ever imagined the conceptual idea of a relationship with Dan, never something he could realistically have.
But once it actually becomes practical and he does have Dan in his life, once he gets all his attention, his affection, the connection and the intimacy, once he sees the full extent of Dan's undivided attention and unwavering loyalty.
Thats when he realizes that Dan's become the only constant in his life too.
Studying to become a doctor or nurse in the star trek universe must suck shit. Because what do you mean you have to memorise SO MANY different biological structures for SO MANY different species and what do you mean insulin can help save an Edo's heart but kill a Lithian's second uterus in 8 seconds flat (the first ones fine somehow????)
The human body is already so goddamn confusing and that's coming from a biology student, but I can't imagine having to take into account entirely new skeletal structures or the difference between long and short antennas or extras limbs or organs that work upside down???????
Thinking about how Julian’s coworkers on Cardassia are all bored out of their minds until he comes along and spills all the gossip. About literally everything and everyone, but like, without meaning to.
Since talking about sex publicly is kind of a taboo on Cardassia imagine how happy Julian’s coworkers are when he gives them all the juicy details of people from ds9 but also other Cardassians.
Star Trek is so especially fun to write because you can make your favs involved in anything because it’s all in the future. No rules! What’s that? Your special interest is water parks? GREAT! The enterprise just landed on a planet which is literally only water slides, congrats on your beach day fic keep ‘em coming 🙌 🥳🎉🎊✨🫶
Wondering what a interaction between transfem Odo and Quark would be like. Just one day Odo switches up her look and walks into the bar ready to interrogate like usual, only to be mistakenly hit on by Quark from behind. They stare at each other in realization for like 30 seconds of silence. Odo continues her investigation, but she has to deal with Quark's flustered stuttering and him avoiding looking at Odo for the entire conversation.
Andorian headcanon that they read each other's emotions not just by facial expressions and body language but by their antennas as well. It's an entirely separate way of communicating with each other.
All this to say that Shran constantly finds conversations with Archer both infuriating and exciting because on one hand he's frustrated that he can't understand his pink skin because there's an entire aspect of emotional understanding missing and on the other hand, he's finds that he likes the mystery of it all, each meeting between them is a new game for him to figure out how humans operate and express themselves.
thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.
Something I picked up on while rewatching “Little Green Men” S4:E7
When the humans go to greet the Ferengi and we see that their UT’s aren’t working and they all do the head bangy thing Rom and Nog only do it to one side of their head with one hand while Quark uses both hands and hits both sides of his head/both his ears
And when we turn and see the humans copying them all the men copy Rom and Nog and only use one hand, but the lady copy’s Quark and uses both her hands, and only later when Quark switches to use just one hand does she follow and they all use one hand.
Again later in the episode the nurse and her fiancée have a conversation about the three of them possibly being family. They correctly identify Rom and Nog as being father and son but then she points out that Quark could be the mother to which he immediately agrees, switches pronouns, and calls Quark out saying, “If she is the mother, she’s quite a shrew.”
Idk if I had a genuine point to all this aside from a shout out to this legend of a couple and specifically nurse Garland for recognizing the pure feminine energy radiating off of Quark at all times.
Side note: Love that she absolutely clocks Quark's “My hero” moment towards Odo with that look on her face, meanwhile her fiancé is just freaking out trying to wrap his mind around whatever the hell Odo is in the background
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