ftm he/him 27

"I love lesbian ships. I also love gay boats and bi canoes"

[okaybutwhatifitallgoeswell]

how is she so pretty?

[capnsoapy]

good grief, i cannot recall the today's date! perhaps yvette nicole brown can help me out,

[windup-angel]

[fluffmugger]

I don't care if this is real or not, i want this to be known as "having a rowling"

[buttpoems]

[dontremembermejust]

Mary: Damn it's kinda cold in here-

Riri, taking off her jacket: Here-

Yumeko: Yeah I'm pretty cold too

Kira: Well damn Yumeko I can't control the weather!

[dontremembermejust]

Riri: *carries groceries in both arms*

Mary: *reaches out to help*

Riri: *switches all groceries to one arm so she can hold her hand*

Mary: That's not what I—Oh, okay.

[guerrillatech]

[heartseeker]

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

[awbrainno]

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

[storms-and-illness]

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

[daftpatience]

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

[what-even-is-thiss]

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Day!

[absolutepie]

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Month!!

[phoenix]

Today is the every day you can never reblog this.

[getlitaesthetic]

Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.

[migurski]

(via The Uncomfortable Tea Set | theuncomfortable.com)

[mikerugnetta]

mmm. yes. i AM uncomfortable.

[repair-bear]

oo long tea

[girlrustcohle]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[thegaymertrainer]

[jelibaen]

We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology

[everkings]

grossly underestimated

[aerodaltonimperial]

I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT WORK

[messygoku]

and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"

what then

[queen-of-hearts92]

Important addition:

[bundibird]

Reminder that "separating the art from the artist" is a sentiment that only works when the artist is dead and no longer profiting off the work in question.

JKR is still very much alive and very much openly devoted to spending as much of her money on efforts that increase transphobia. You cannot separate this artist from this art, because she is heartily using funds from that art to fund hate groups.

Do not watch it. Do not pirate it. Do not talk about it. Have nothing to do with it whatsoever.

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[animentality]