Puppet on Strings

A tired writer & artist | Text-based Game Designer | She/Her | 21 | 18+ blog

[beholders-mask]

MUMPEARL/PEARLBO FANS WE ARE EATING GOOD

What do you MEAN you'll start fires to have Pearl come over Mumbo?!?!

[charl0ttan]

i need her to say things to me matter-of-factly 🔥

[charl0ttan]

okay i NEED to exchange glances with her😖

[charl0ttan]

hey girlie how'd you like if i regarded you

[charl0ttan]

i need her giving a wan smile on it

[mwapollo]

i'm sure bdubs sees parts of young etho in mumbo whenever they interact... i'm rewatching secret life and bdubs can confront literally anyone except for mumbo and will do everything he says without questioning. a shy young redstoner with tons of charisma and intelligence often hidden behind self-consciousness and silly mistakes. seems very independent and introverted but only because he struggles with honesty when it comes to feelings and human connections. plus an etho related backstory (i mean, it's hard to find someone who doesn't have one, but mumbo's is a really close one). it's like bdubs treats mumbo like he didn't get the chance to consciously treat etho all those years ago

[partyswirl]

sighs

[thebelchers]

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

[dazzling-rubabe]

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

[ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr]

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

[transtimwrightwithstyle]

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

[cumbercookiebatchs]

I don’t even know what to say…

[grangerstarkid-deactivated20210]

i drink iced tea every day >:)

[ashdeactivated]

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

[gaymoods]

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

[world-hostage-situations]

World War Tea Situation

[gay-fae]

This post is a relic

[im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh]

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

[heritage-post]

date of origin: November 5th, 2013

[apieters]

The legend has crossed my dash.

[loganslowdown4]

I have never seen this post and I’m so glad I have now 😂😂

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[jubilees-tea-party]

Legendary truly legendary P.S Cold hot chocolate slap’s

[three-penguins-in-a-trench-coat]

Holy fuck

[arrowheadedbitch]

Sweet tea and Iced tea are two completely valid terms?? What the fuck is going ON over here

(Iced tea usually refers to unsweetened tea while sweet tea is iced tea that you mixed sugar into before cooling it)

@dazzling-rubabe I’m coming for you, I will strike swiftly while you slumber

[freedomanddisorder]

Nothing can unite Americans (and in fact, the world) more than the collective drive to annoy/baffle the English.

[dragonsrequiem]

Scheduling this to reblog on December 16 in honor of the Boston Tea Party

[ashironie]

as an american who likes both sweet and hot tea, they are good for different things. yes, stone cold “hot” tea tastes disgusting, but sweet tea does not taste like that. instead of being left out, it is colder which surprisingly makes it better? plus it tends to have more sugar in it and it tends to have a different mix of the tea itself. so overall similar but different products. like hot coffee and iced coffee, stone cold “hot coffee” tastes gross because you didn’t make iced coffee correctly

[mumbeau]

THIS IS HOW HE CAN STILL WIN

IN A SHOCKING TWIST MUMBO JUMBO HAS WON PAST LIFE

[captainragtag]

Can we include darebee.com with ao3 and wikipedia on our list of really good nonprofits with excellent services that we stan?

It's a free, no sign-up, no ads fitness resource created by professionals who view this as activism (fitness should be accessible to everyone), and it's very thoughtful and thorough.

Features I really like:

- all instructions for workout routines are diagrammed on single pages with a clean, easy to read layout

- there's 30 or 60 day programs you can follow if you, like me, don't know what to do. they take you through a rotation of workouts so you're working different muscle groups on different day for a specific purpose

- there's so much variety and there's a filter so you can find the level and your goals and type of workout you wanna do

- you don't need any equipment

- some of the programs are RPGs or adventure stories! How's that for motivation. There's also badges and achievements or something but I haven't looked that closely at how that works yet

- they're nerds. they name workouts after D&D classes. There's a Lannistrr workout, a batcave workout, a witcher workout

- I've only scratched the surface

I'm doing this really easy one to start out

Darebee, darebee, fitness, visual workouts, workouts, fitness challenges, fitness motivation, training tips, recipes, nutrition

[bisexualshakespeare]

If you don't understand from the picture they have an Exercise Library playlist in YouTube so you can see what all the moves look like in motion!

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQSMS0J6JbrKdSOSbyJXaQ_zN_HSSp7zZ

Exercise Library - YouTube

[sharkentine]

I LOVE COMPLEX DATED ADVERBS. Wherein. Heretofore. Thereon. Hereunto. Whereof. Hitherward. Hereinafter. How can you look at these words and not lose your mind. They're insane. I think I'm in love.

[filyahehh]

my mutuals =)

[mumbeau]

INSANE stream today

[beholders-mask]

Oh? did I miss something-

[honestlydarkprincess]

i know what this situation needs…explicit fanfiction

[mumbeau]

He’s never been happier with where he is in life and is recovering from an ED

!!!!!!!!! oh im so so glad!!!!! im finally getting a chance to watch now!!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 thank goodness for his disclaimer at the start omfg he knows he gets me NERVOUS

[amygdalae]

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

[t4tvampireisms]

[mwa-main]

krita is a torture device

[mcytblrconfessions-but-badder]

GOD PLEASE GIVE ME GEM/MUMBO CRUMBS, I NEED MORE OF THIS ADDICTION

Those FREAKS got me fuckin running on dial up and I need them to carnally DEVOUR each other while fighting

There was no cis way to explain that first death fight on the murder beach, that shit was the most awakening thing for me and fuck, I need these two to be the NERDS and WEIRDOS they are

Anyways, happy pride 🏳️‍⚧️

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[mwapollo]

i'm not even gonna say anything