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@bellyhornnudists
watchmojo: That moment when you meet the Watchmojo lady š±
ācan you do the intro for usā¦.?ā
āā¦please?ā
imagine meeting celebrities and they geek out over you lol
it was so nice of the watchmojo lady to do an interview with her fans
UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
HHHAAAAAAAHAAHA!!
THE DICKHEADS ARE STUNNED
Just heard someone on the radio say āif youāre having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhereā and it really has similar vibes to that post thatās like ājust get pregnant and youāll see who your real friends areā
āIf youāre curious about an afterlife, dieā
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Use your birthday to figure outĀ your own personalĀ knuckle tattoos!
January: DRUG February: HATE March: DICK April: REAL May: DIRT June: THUG July: CASH August: GIRL September: FIST October: SHIT November: BUTT December: KILL 1st: CITY 2nd: RIOT 3rd: FACE 4th: FEAR 5th: GRIN 6th: WOLF 7th: PISS 8th: RASH 9th: DOGS 10th: TITS 11th: LUBE 12th: SAND 13th: FIRE 14th: KIDS 15th: BIRD 16th: NERD 17th: BOYS 18th: MOMS 19th: DADS 20th: VEIN 21st: WURM 22nd: FART 23rd: TRAP 24th: MOAN 25th: HOLE 26th: KING 27th: FUCK 28th: EYES 29th: LIFE 30th: LOVE 31st: STAB
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Itās fucking red.
Iāve literally waited for this video for years. iāve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time
Thor 4 opening scene
thor is washing his fake eyeball in the sink and he drops it and it goes down the drain and heās just like,Ā āaww shit oh fuckk damn it shit shit shitā and then he just doesnāt have an eye for the rest of the movie
Stickin ur feet in a river is cleansing. You just roll up your pant legs and step into the stream. Bam. Youāre a new man.
Jesus said this to John prior to his baptism
āIāve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And Iām NOT. About to start NOW.ā
-Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut
Why is this a real thing that happened in the real world whatās the meaning of this
Iām just gonna copy paste the story here from discord because honestly the whole story is worth hearing
so lady comes through drive thru. āHi what can I get for you?ā āA sesame bagel with extra cream cheese.ā āA sesame bagel with extra cream cheese, sure no problem, can I get you anything else today?ā āNoā āAlright, you can pull upā and I just hear this quiet disgrunted ā āPleaseā ?ā Iām like uhhhhh, was that even directed at me, I donāt know, I donāt know how to respond to that so I just ignore it like I didnāt hear it. I go up to the window and see this woman, which she honestly looked like a tomato with messy gray hair. Before I have the window halfway open I see her roll her eyes at me so Iām like oh boy here we go, time to put on the stupid sweet customer voice āHi how are you today?ā She hands me the money for her bagel and goes āJust a tip. Itās āPlease pull up to the window.ā not āpull up.ā I found that incredibly rude.ā I go āIām sorry about that, I didnāt intend for that to be rude, I just meant that it was okay to pull up to the window now.ā āI know what you meant. But it was rude.ā āWell, I apologize. Hereās your bagel, have a great day.ā She goes āIām a MYSTERY SHOPPER.ā (If you donāt have Mystery shoppers where you are, itās kind of like undercover boss where the store owner hires someone through the Mystery shopper program and they place a regular order just to make sure people are following policy) Iām like āā¦ okā So Iām about to tell my boss and coworker what just happened when she comes in. And I jump to the front counter because no way Iām letting her talk to my boss before I do. āHi, can I help you?ā āYes. This bagel was supposed to be NOT toasted. You toasted it.ā āOhh, Iām so sorry about that! I didnāt hear that. Iāll make you a new one right now.ā Coworker beats me to the bagel and I say āA little extra cream cheese on that.ā She looks at my boss āShe just said a LITTLE cream cheese. I wanted EXTRA cream cheese.ā Boss goes āOh, she said a little extra cream cheese.ā āOhā Boss goes into kiss ass mode as well and says, āIām sorry about the mistake, would you like a donut?ā Lady goes āIāve never. Eaten a donut. In my ENTIRE LIFE. and Iām NOT. About to start NOW.ā Boss is like āā¦ okā and weāre all internally going sdhakgsdgkja?
So we get the bagel out and she says to my boss āAnd I have one more thing to say.ā She leans in with a sneer. āMystery shopper.ā boss goes āWe donāt do that here.ā āyea you do.ā āNo we donāt.ā āyea you do.ā āHave a good day.ā
Basically weāre pretty sure the lady was crazy and she was absolutely lying because Mystery shoppers are not allowed to tell you that theyāre mystery shoppers, and they arenāt allowed to coach you. And even if she was,Ā āpleaseā is not one of the things they look for. They look for a Greeting, whether or not you repeated the order and the price back, and whether or not you upsold. We havenāt participated in the program in over 7 years.
Hi this is one of my favorite pictures of Pikachu ever
@bowlcut @yourfavoritewerewolf I tried
Finn Wolfhard dragging James Charles on twitter
IT was amazing
James Charles is just mad that he didnāt get cast as PennywiseĀ
extra extra read all about it james charles owned by a child so fucking hard he has to counter it with the literal apocalypseĀ
I love that the IT kids are dragging himĀ
Iām BI Iām HOMELESS I have RADIATION POISONING and Iām NEW IN TOWN
how do I find a fic thatās exactly like the one Iāve just read but also different
^^^reasons why writers shouldnāt be worried about using the same tropes/concept/plot thatās been done before
Mind blown
Are you Straight or BI or Gay or Lotion?
Sheās doing a great job
I mean getting the government running is a priority RN. Iām sure Dems will get to it in time
Like they got around to closing Gitmo right?
the bill wasnt to fund ICE by itself the bill was to FUND THE GOVERNMENT PERIOD. Like seriously voting no to stop funding the government specifically to stop ICE from being funded is 1. not actually going to deal with the problem of abolishing ICE and 2. Only will continue to harm those who are affected by the shutdown. Like those whos families need the welfare programs that the bill voted to fund?? Ā If we want to abolish ICE you dont do that by just sayingĀ āhi i vote to stop funding itā once?? it takes LEGISLATION and WORK. Not just voting on one bill that isnt even focused on the issue at hand.Ā
this is such a bullshit outrage piece and yall keep falling for it. incredible.Ā
in 2019 we ARE reading articles and making sure we comprehend their contents and we are NOT posting headlines and reacting in outrage without even attempting to accrue further information
