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benji / 25 / co-host in an osdd system

[benj-png]

🍂⛓️ benji

🌾🍁 25

🌙🧺 he/him, any others but never she

🥾⛺ co-host of an osdd system

💚🤍💙 mlm

minors do not follow me

[abblegum]

ssmy doodles

[queermasculine]

arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever

[xxall-my-heartxx]

Loving him is like breathing to me, another automatic function that keeps me alive.

It happens effortlessly and without thought— entirely natural.

I couldn’t imagine life without him.

[homunculus-argument]

I hate googling shit like "why am I still sad and tired when I ate and slept and have been walked and watered" and it's always some shit like "your brain is fried because your parents sucked at handling kids when you were a kid". Like can it be literally anything else sometime, just for the sake of variety.

[crag-the-caveman]

Shaman-Crag say it because you have EVIL GHOST in your skull. Crag prescribe trepanning. Hold still

[kosmogrl]

[ignobel-prize-winner-deactivate]

False. I never plant my seed in a fruit without eating him first.

[fangthroat]

*trots over to you with a pinecone gift* do you wanna be friends…..

awoooooo!!!!! 🩶🩶🩶🩶

[gayteensupreme]

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

[ultrafacts]

A cyanometer is a device used to measure the intensity of blue in the sky, often used in meteorology and atmospheric studies. It typically consists of a series of blue color patches or a color gradient, allowing the user to compare the sky’s color to these reference colors.

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Do you like the wheel of the sky

[friend-crow]

Well I like that it doesn't take 5 minutes to scroll past.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

my daughter Divorce Lawyer is not doing well socially

[rimonoroni2]

tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years…… they could’ve had it all

[kaijuno]

Who that man

[zoeberry]

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

[littleguysdaily]

[criatchura]

you forgor!!!!!! HIS PENITS!!!

[littleguysdaily]

Oh my god I forgot his peanut

[adonischildsupportcase]

[slimemode]

[rolodextra]

unironically in love this image. ‘big day for me’ they’re SO excited about getting to use their flashlight. shared joy is double joy

[furbearingbrick]

survival horror game ass flashlight

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i think any vietnam vet with the audacity to go back to vietnam on vacation should be overwhelmingly grateful their tour guide doesn’t just murder them

[importantdogimages]

[slimepost-generator]

all my pals are lame or fake as fuck. My only real friend in this world is Super Wet Mud

[crag-the-caveman]

You also hiding here so smilodon not able track your scent?

[slimepost-generator]

oh crag, you and mud are the only ones who understand me

[crag-the-caveman]

*whispering* be quiet, smilodon will hear us