Pug Smuggler

Hi I'm Collin and I'm commie scum Megafaves

[paininmyassachusetts]

I taste blood for some reason lmao

[daco-broman]

don’t tell nobody this shit but yo body actually full of that shit

[marshals-to-dictators]

You deadass?

[itsagifnotagif]

Social Media is free

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Beverly!!

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Me @ Beverly

[dancing-cockroaches]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Loryn Brantz

[stability]

oh my god

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your future self is talking shit about you

[oldtimeydildomachine]

I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special

[powerfulwizard]

when you’re in a public restroom and you see a piece of wet toilet paper on the floor

[sadboyfactory]

[zagreus]

does anyone want to see the third most distressing and inexplicable thing i’ve seen on facebook this year?

[zagreus]

[sinisterlutist]

op where’s the other two

[zagreus]

are you sure you’re ready? i don’t think you are

[butchcurious]

Yes we are.

[zagreus]

you asked for it….. here’s the second most distressing thing i’ve seen on facebook this year

[singerrrsongwriterrr-deactivate]

WHERE’S THE MOST DISTRESSING ONE OP

[zagreus]

on your own head be it……

[aerosorceress]

they protected us

[bicerin]

God stepped in

[swagintherain]

setup and punchline

[lord-kitschener]

The artist is luo li rong

[cecaeliawitch]

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

[radgoblin]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

[gehayi]

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

[theepoetspoet]

“Dork ass losers”

[asymbina]

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her

[britteryikes]

Have you ever had a condom stuck in your vagina?

[pettylifepresident]

Yes…

[bamsmommy-deactivated20250818]

Can you imagine a nigga is deep in it, raw cuz yall been fuckin for a minute, and he pulls out and throws a piece of condom on ya stomach and walks out the door!!! I still cant believe that shit happened to me!

[britteryikes]

LOL What??

[bamsmommy-deactivated20250818]

The nigga i dont use condoms with basically stroked a piece of condom that got stuck from another nigga out of me!

[everydayfixxx]

[savvygunner]

[itsexclusive]

[proudthereminmom]

BRUHHHHHHH

[snizzydoesit]

Lmao WHAT THE FUCK

[paninimami]

This happened to one of my friends. Didn’t get stroked out but it came out days later

[roseporkaye-deactivated20241116]

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

[bijah-tuu]

So like, y’all pussy’s don’t stink? Yeast infections? Irritation? But let’s go back to the most important thing: so y’all don’t notice a nigga going in with a condom and coming out without one on??? 😒🤔

[mohicaaa]

^^^^ right? I’ve never heard of this shit until now lmao

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[okayysophia]

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

[animejebbush]

i was at five guys and i’ve never wanted to meet someone more than i do the guy that drew this

[fantasmicallyfunsized]

I did a thing…am I funny yet LOL

[little-tunny]

[thewildthingsarenow]

Yo this is legitimately the funniest shit I have seen today

[lucidnee]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

THE I SMELL LIKE BEEF BABY MAKING MOVES!!!

[devon-aoki]

GO OFF LIL BEEFY

[thighschool]

career goals