Crab

Cringe is dead, long live Cringe mid 20s - she/her - 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[biggiantgrab]

This overgrown electrical box of some sort really moved me

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[ivy-michaels]

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

[gender-luster]

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

[hugintheraven]

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

[cushfuddled]

I read this aloud to my roommate and he thought I was having a stroke

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[solfedge-mi-official]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsitegenetics @bettinalevyisdetermined @cobblecatyt @l0stn3v3rf0und

su mer lovin’ “scream at own ass”

@vocabulary-altering-posts

[pokemon]

All-You-Can-Yeet

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[biggiantgrab]

long lost relative. a horse salad we will soon aggregate...

[biggiantgrab]

my unique personal pet peeve

why is it that only in the context of playing a game of valorant

people will insist on spelling it "peak" instead of "peek"

i feel crazy

i consider myself a linguistic descriptivist but i struggle to accept this which i observe

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[pinklocksoflove]

[zmpl]

i bet parasitic insects say shit like “have a lice day🤗” and “you’ve ticked me off😡”

[swordy-da-goat]

An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.

[swordy-da-goat]

The Hazard Monster also has the ability to change the reaction of their body. Examples include:

There are other examples of reactivity, but I don’t wanna draw them

[ominous-signs]

This is SO cool

[pokemon-npcs]

[fishing-princess]

Fun fact! This npc is standing there because that tile is on the same tile as the entrance to wayward cave underneath the cycling road. Because of how the bridge tiles and the tiles below them are programmed, if there wasn’t an npc there biking over that tile would count as going into the cave entrance and would warp the player to the cave. Rather than creating a way for bridge tiles over entrance warps to work with it that happening, they did the simpler thing of just putting a stationary npc on the bridge above

[biggiantgrab]

Incredible things happening on my dash

[adonischildsupportcase]

[biggiantgrab]

wherever i'm on a feed and i click the little "show me less things like this" option, i feel like the website is silently judging me... rolling it's eyes and muttering "yeah, suuuure" before serving me 8 more of the exact same type of content

[byjove]

[biggiantgrab]

rat creature-core

[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[regal-bones]

guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.

Pour one out for butt dyke house