You Tried You Failed,Lets Go To Sleep

You can call me Nightmare or Dallas, I make shitpost and I’m Reylo trash, I’m 16

[reylodaily]

I’ll come back for you, sweetheart. I promise.

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[kaijuno]

[vibewars]

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[blacknightmare37]

Ahhhhh my boyfriend doesnt like the new starwars movie, and I loved ittttt wth. I dont know how to feel rnnnnn

[reylotrashpiler]

***The Rise of Skywalker Spoilers***

I can't even begin to describe how much I was blindsided by this movie. I feel used and exhausted. Yet, here is the main thing that makes me fight a mini depression.

Rey's ending.

Rey was abandoned by her parents at a small age (don't get me started on the blatant, distasteful retconning of TFA and TLJ here)

She had to grow up all alone, on a desert planet, which she hated. She wanted green around her. Life.

All her life, she longed for a family. For a

Belonging

She wanted family: first in Han, then in the Resistance friends, in Luke and Leia.

Han died. Luke dismissed her. Then died. Leia died. Her Resistence 'friends' don't know her.

(Rey doesn't tell them anything.)

The only one who knows her is her dryad, her other half in the Force: Ben Solo / Kylo Ren.

He is the only one that understands her struggles with the darkness in her. Her powers. Her disappointment in Luke.

And just when she finds happiness with him, he dies.

Outrageous enough, right?

Does it make it better that he dies for her? Saving her life? Sacrificing himself?

It would. Except

Rey ends up all alone on a desert planet, all those who supported her and understood her, especially Ben Solo, gone forever.

She is right where she started:

Alone

On a desert planet

Without family

Or friends

Or purpose

Except now she knows what it feels like to be understood, loved, cherished. Imagine this hole. This pain.

Ben Solo's death is painful. But what makes me rage that he died for literally nothing.

[spinnenpfote6]

Remember when our favorite space couple first met in TFA and Ben announced that he can take everything from Rey if she resists and then he ended up giving her his everything in her most vulnerable moment in TROS.

[kylosroboarm]

— and, god, i wish i’d fallen with you // k.s.

[loserlovexstay]

How I Think TROS Should Have Ended

-Ben dies‬

‪-Leia revives him with her life force (like Ben did with Rey in the movie) & fades away‬

‪-Ben wakes up & Reylo kiss‬ 

‪-They agree to meet somewhere since he can’t go to the Resistance ; we don’t hear that conversation‬

‪-Rey flies back to the Resistance & the celebration scene is the same

-Rey eventually flies to Tatooine‬

‪-Rey & Ben are reunited‬

‪-They bury Leia’s lightsaber‬

‪-Rey still made her own & Ben takes the legacy saber‬ (Anakin & Luke’s saber)

‪-The lady in the desert asks Rey her name‬

‪-Rey becomes Rey Solo bc she knows Ben better than any of the Skywalkers & has more of a relationship with him, Han & Leia who didn’t have the Skywalker name (ik Leia is a Skywalker but her last name is Organa) (& Rey loves Ben ofc)

‪-Ben & Rey watch the binary sunset together ‬

‪-They end up not being the last Skywalker & Jedi 

-”You’re not alone, neither are you” becomes more‬ poetic 

[blackbubble23]

[justaniceberglostintheocean]

I DONT THINK I CAN EVER GET OVER THIS

AND CAN YALL BELIEVE BEN SMILED FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER AND THATS BECAUSE OF REY THE LOVE THEY HAVE FOR EACH OTHER I JUST-

[blacknightmare37]

Ah heck I think I have a new otp

[corseque]

I wrote twitter meta about the one good thing about this film (Adam Driver’s acting, the PURE character work he did with zero dialogue) because I finally figured out what he was talking about when he said he was using “mask work” with Kylo Ren. He wasn’t playing through a mask only when he wore the helmet, he was acting as if his very FACE was a stoic blank mask he was looking through. That’s why Kylo Ren as a character has such a specific feeling to him, and why the audience instantly responded to Ben Solo, who could show his emotions.

This character was always 100% a young boy hiding behind a mask that hid and disallowed every emotion except for his anger, the only emotion that men are allowed to feel. This character is an exploration of how toxic masculinity harms men. And what miracles can happen for men internally when they embrace emotionality and forgive themselves and use their energy to do good. (I’m crying about him again.)

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[cant-reed]

ITS BACK

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

CAN THIS POST GET ANY BETTER??????????????????

[victorsea]

IT’S BACK

[beau-rebloga-coisas]

@littlepuffy4ever @coxinhadoce47 @tinygayotter @hershellaytonlovespuzzles @doctorfab @glumbird @lezly-odair @isashi-nigami @orionebula @isacreeper87 

[blepbleppal]

IT GOT BETTER

[aromantic-pride]

IT’S BACK!!!!!!

[rakishlyregalrat]

An old Tumblr meme?

I wonder if it actually works

Here goes nothing…

You know I’ve been an awful good g-

NO

ITS TOO EARLY

[riptidejunkie]

Heheheh…

Let me just…

WOAH!!!

I AM NEVER TAKING THIS OFF!!!!!!

[vegetarianwater]

Im honored to have been the person you reblogged this from i feel like in some small way im blessed just for providing you with the post to make this addition thank you

[karmacursedme]

It’s back!

[iiuniar]

I t s h e r e

[sirkawaiipotato]

OH MY GOD THE LEGENDARY POST

[thagrinbery-deactivated20181224]

The hat meme saga has returned!!!

[dogethoughts]

!!! I’ve been BLESSED

[thinisthenewphat]

The best meme on the frickin planet. Will never not reblog!

[thinisthenewphat]

IT GOT EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!

[southern-outcast]

I love this so much 😭💙

[incorrect-spiderson]

I really shouldn’t be doing old Tumblr memes as face reveals…

But I’m curious….

So let’s give it a try! Lemme find my hat…

Mouse ears… can’t be too bad. Right??

HOLY SHIT I JUST RUINED MY CHILDHOOD

[gryffindorcls]

I’ve only ever seen screenshots of this post on Pinterest. Wow…

[angstchaos]

This is what will define put generation. and I’m proud of it

[kaldicuct]

[3countylaugh]

Still funny… And new every time I see it.

[alwek]

The first two, the war one, and yhe squid one are the best.

This post used to be funnier

[rammbook]

@crimsoncobaltblue plz u own a cowboy hat

[ajistorpid]

OH MY GODDD

IT’S BACK AND IT HAS MORE A

[screamyvegetables]

[wilfcrd]

Elmo looks different here

[peerieweirdo]

i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna have to drop out

[peerieweirdo]

never mind everything sucks essay writing is horrible i have no clue what im doing im gonna drop out and become a street performer

[peerieweirdo]

NEVER MIND IM THE KING OF ACADEMIA IM GONNA GET 100% IM GONNA FINISH ON TIME AND HAVE A WELL STRUCTURED ARGUMENT AND IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME

[peerieweirdo]

never mind.

[anxietyproblem]

[sympathetic-deception]

Deceit: ...Is there a particular reason that the bathtub is on fire?

Remus & Logan: [simultaneously and excitedly] SCIENCE!!!

Deceit: …Fair enough.