Home of a smol blob

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Welcome to the Bloblet!!!

(It's a blob hamlet!)

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RULES OF CONDUCT

STRAWPAGE <- (General info + DNI + F/O list can be found here)

FAQ <- (if not answered here, check strawpage)

MAIN BLOG

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This functions as an ask blog for myself, and a repository for any Blobeeto posts I make!

Top-of-post Divider credit: @/bonnieknowsbest

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Mood of the day

Dentist = NO NO DENTIST PLS NO GROSS DON'T WANNA NO PLS NO GROSS PLS NO DENTIST PLS NO

fun with autism making sensory issues go WHEE

I'd rather NOT have people putting metal implements in my mouth place THANK YOU VERY MUCH I would rather eat SANDPAPER

yes I have a cavity but that is Irrelevant because it's YUCKY >:[

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Happenings of The Wee Hours of Monday

[cheetochild989]

aww tyyyy :DD I try my bestiest :3c

ALSO YES!!! HE REAL!!! I give him smol kissies on the forehead frequently :3c

I spent $40 dollars to buy him back from Valentino. He mine now :D

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Happenings of The Wee Hours of Monday

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RULES

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-NO NSFW ASKS. They will not be answered.

-READ THE FAQ BEFORE SENDING ASKS PLEASE I BEG

-I am a sensitive bean, so please be kind!

-Harassment or bullying of myself or others will result in you being blocked

-Man I don't wanna talk about politics :[

-Don't try to debate my beliefs, please. If you disagree, just block me and move on. I'm so tired of arguing with people who jump to conclusions about me/are arguing for the sake of arguing. Either be kind or don't say nothin' at all :[

-Blobeeto is not an OC, Blobeeto is an extension of my inner self. Blobeeto is me. I am Blobeeto. That is not a character, that is a PERSON. Conduct yourself accordingly.

-I'm gonna say, for safety's sake, ASK before making fanart. I'm not likely to say yes unless we are mutuals here, or friends on Discord, but feel free to ask anyways :3c

-Do not DM me or send asks about when I'm going to answer asks, or what in my personal life is preventing me from doing so. I do this as a hobby. I'm less likely to answer asks from you if you make this regular behavior. Doing it rudely will get you a strike or get you blocked depending on severity.

-Please do not DM me in general unless I give you the okay, we're friends on discord, or we're moots on my main. If you have a question otherwise, send an ask pls!

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FAQ

If your question is not answered here, check my strawpage (linked in masterpost)

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Q: Isn't Valentino a horrible person? How could you ever selfship with him?

A: Correct, and a very valid question. He is a horrible person! I'm not denying that fact, nor supporting his actions. The version of Valentino I selfship with IS NOT THE CANON VALENTINO. The version I selfship with is more heavily based in fanon. I'm taking where he is from canon and tweaking a few things, making a "what if he realized he was horrible and wanted to be redeemed" concept a reality

He WILL be facing the consequences of his actions in that AU. He becomes a better person later on. The better person is who I selfship with.

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Q: Are you alive?

A: Yup! I'm just chronically/mentally ill, so I take breaks when I need to so this blog remains fun for me, rather than making it feel like an obligation by forcing myself to answer when I'm not up for it. I'm pretty much always active on my main, though!

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Q: Why haven't you answered my ask I've sent three times?

A: Probably because it's either; (And I mean this with all the love in my heart genuinely)

I don't wanna :[

You asked a personal question I'm not comfortable answering

You asked a question that breached the rules of conduct

I have no clue what the ask is about :')

I was tired when you sent it, and by sending it more times my want to answer it decreased because it felt more and more like an obligation than a fun sideblog :(

BUT I DEFINITELY SEE IT!!! I always try to answer where I can, or I'll hold onto it if it's one I want to answer with art when I have the energy to make it

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Q: When are you going to be more active?

Approximately whenever I feel like it

When I stop feeling like gorbage :D

Whenever I said I'd try to be more active in the last announcement

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Q: Can I form a parasocial attachment to you o3o

A: please... please don't... I'm so tired, man... today's been a long week... I'm just a bean...

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Q: Can I DM you about-

A: Read the rules. Please do not DM me unless I give you the okay, we're friends on discord, or we're moots on my main.

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Note: I LOVE YOU MY SQUEEBLIES!!! :DDD