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as seemingly one of the seemingly six not trans people on this site I am going to say now, if a specific real life friend does get banned here for being a trans girl (not naming who specifically so as to not draw undue attention to her) (you know who you are) I am going to most likely join her account in no longer existing here
Me, watching an Avengers movie: Where's Batman?
...in Mortal Kombat, incidentally.
My 90s college campus had an arcade room with Mortal Kombat and a Batman game so this is extra hilarious.
Chun-Li, meanwhile, is hanging out with the Avengers.
When you see a Prep in hottopic
“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”
why are people reblogging this again
this post is like 11 years old
WHY AREYALL DOING THIS
We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be
“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here
The first three are literal genetically enhanced space warriors and the last one is just some twitchy nerd who got lucky
Besides Samus would cream them all
your mind
Isaac's First Good Day
@earsandtailsarefeet
They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.
I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.
fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
i will give the horse that kills me no such luxury
interesting dates on this post
those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
If they ever do a second season of the Among Us cartoon they 100% need to riff on how the kill animations in the source material imply that there are multiple unrelated types of impostors and play it up like it's another alien body-snatcher situation, then the actual killer turns out to be, like, a guy with a knife.
First death turns out to be a freak accident; guy with a knife is pulling a shaun of the dead and started killing people to try and make the aliens think he's one of them, he has no idea he's the only one killing people
Liar.
how do draw good
fill 14 sketch book
bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff
do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle
draw what make your heart do the smiley emote
member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time
d ont stress friend all is well
your art is hot like potato crisps
don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
if they do
eat
them
this fucking post
i finally found it
in the name of the Lord
green dragon
to dissuade thieves from plundering their treasure while they slumber, many dragons have taken to melting their hordes into colossal mounds of solid gold. attempts to break off small pieces are too slow and too noisy to be practical, so the wyrm can rest easy knowing their riches are safe. so to say, I'm looking to acquire a very large and very quiet forklift
Please don't steal my hoard, do you know how hard it is to get gold these days?
If I did an alien abduction story it would be about someone who got abducted and came back and went out to live in isolation, but when the aliens come back to try and abduct her again they discover she has prepared a series of looney tunes home alone style lethal traps, and it becomes a comedy where bugs bunny is abduction survivor with ptsd and alien grays are an infinite supply of wile e coyotes, but all the traps specifically rely on alien abduction clichés to set off.
Like she's being hit with the bright antigravity spotlight and as she's about to be dragged off she crawls behind something. Then you cut to the aliens on the ship watching a spec rising towards them, except as it comes into focus, it's a huge anvil and not a person. Cut back to the aliens frantically pushing buttons and then back to the girls on the ground as she sees a tiny little *pfft* of a distant ship explosion in the sky
Flying saucer gets lower and lower towards her, slowing, slowing. When it stops, it comes clear that it is pushing against a pair of giant rubber bands, and they slingshot the ufo back into space.
Alien leaning over her sleeping form under the covers, but we see her leaning over behind the alien until she goes like, "Ehmmm whatcha lookin at there?" Then the alien jumps up and spins arouns but when it tries to grab her, she shoves a gift wrapped box into its hands and then it opens the box which immediately explodes.
Alien slowly sliding its hand closer to her sleeping form, then she starts slowly sliding a mousetrap towards the alien.
Alien teleports into a dark room where she's sleeping and the lights come on and there's a surprise birthday with confetti and cake but the cake has dynamite candles on it.
Alien does the big eye head tilt at her and she straight up three stooges eye jabs it.
Balance the 4 humors!!
Blood
Yellow Bile
Phlegm
Black Bile
We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!
First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.
"The Archchancellor polished his staff as he walked along. It was a particularly good one, six feet long and quite magical. Not that he used magic very much. In his experience, anything that couldn't be disposed of with a couple of whacks from fix feet of oak was probably immune to magic as well."
-Sir Terry Pratchett, Soul Music
did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma
what’s facebook
what’s facebook
who the hell is mark zuckerberg
someone needs to stop this blue guy
