tired but friendly

nyc / cool?

[foxydunsparce]

I found the label maker at work but none of the emojis are named it's just a letter and a number and this is what i got first try

[catgirl-kaiju]

Just some guy emoji

[deacblues]

Various John GIFs that I wanted to archive here.

[mitskilesbians]

this is basically what coming out is

[highfunctioningfool]

[endminx]

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

[rainbow-femme]

[methotrex8]

[retrogamingblog2]

[jotaillustrator]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[vibekei]

[oakandcirrus]

bro you’ve got to stop stretching your arms over your head and exposing your midriff im going to lose it

[mercifulangel]

what did they mean by this...

[gordon-freeman-official]

>looking for a new church

>ask the church if their god is crunchy or chewy

>girl doesnt understand

>i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is crunchy and what is chewy

>she laughs and says "its a good god sir"

>its chewy

[starshipenterbis-moved-deactiva]

computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.

[mcworm]

is now a good time to repost the lino carving I made as a high schooler

[crabmail-remade]

[mahgck]

me when im feeling male vs me when im feeling female

[digital-magus]

[daco-showman]

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

[vilmathelemon]

Mermaid Yoimiya for mermay🐠

[ferretix]

[mangowerm]

[beepost-generator]

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

[argentavis]

lmao get drinked sky

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

The Purple Dragon

[inthefallofasparrow]

[delusion-of-negation]

if you drink that your tastebuds will actually commit suicide

[caustic-light]

Yes I’ll have a long island ice tea but water it down with 4kg of white granulated sugar.

[knightoflodis]

It’s the alcohol guy again!

[delusion-of-negation]

it’s the chocolate guy again (affectionate)

it’s the alcohol guy again (derogatory)

[ambrodesiac]

I feel like I’ve just watched a man create a deadly chemical compound and then take a shot of it and barely even cough

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

That mixture is dragonfruit-grape flavored alcohol poisioning. You take 3 shots and you’re out for a month. 6 shots and your liver quits and retires to Florida. 9 shots and every cell in your body organizes a revolution the likes of which put France to shame again.

[chungledown-bimothy]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

this isn’t something that seriously bothers me or interferes with my quality of life but I have a Thing about corners and my relation to imagined geometric planes

if I am sitting at a desk with papers in front of me, I strongly prefer to angle them in such a way that the planes formed by their edges would not intersect with my body if they were to extend infinitely into space

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the instinct to protect oneself against the sharp edges of the geometry that holds fabric of spacetime together

[oysters-aint-for-me]