Broadway Rants

Speaking (most) people's minds on current Broadway issues and events along with just Broadway everything. But mostly rants.

[tastefullyoffensive]

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory Part Two

[broadwayrants]

Alright y’all here goes nothing:

I’m looking for a full audio or video of Karen Mason in Sunset Boulevard. I know at least an audio exists and Aurora Spiderwoman has a few clips on their YouTube.

I absolutely LOVE her Norma and would really like to have a full production if possible!

[musoop]

I hope you’re happy.

[brainbubblegum]

[anonymoustypewriter]

You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much

[radioactivepeasant]

this makes me laugh every year

[moonsofavalon]

i’m always too busy losing my shit at baby jesus with the lighter that i never registered “HEY-SUS” oh my goddd

[broadwayrants]

You’ll never make it as an actor because of your ugly pockmarked fucking face

Imagine coming to fucking tumblr to say this anonymously instead of to my face 😂

[naslostcontrol]

Book III: Proverbs

MIDNIGHT MASS, 2021

[girff]

[shydogblue]

source?

[wizardhecker]

This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania isn’t even a real place??

[broadwayrants]

Manifested on Monday for a casting email, sent my self-tapes in yesterday, and now manifesting the FUCK out of today! ❤️ #hadestown #fates #nationaltour #broadway #nonbinary #manifesting #musicaltheatre #musicaltheater #enbyartist #enbyperformer #enbypride https://www.instagram.com/p/CPIsw-Jjd6G/?utm_medium=tumblr

[wahtdahel-blog]

judicial warrant

administrative warrant

So sad that if you don’t know your rights they will abuse their power, fucking disgraceful

[trainthief]

here’s some caps of stanley tucci crying with laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass 

[zedstream]

The face of a man who knows the answer but doesn’t want to say it

[fuselii]

legends 

[gluten-free-pussy]

Queen shit

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[whitepeopletwitter]

[alanaisalive]

Congressional pay should be directly tied to the minimum wage. They should not be allowed to make more than 5x the minimum wage, and if they want to raise their own pay, they need to raise the federal minimum.

[comfortableinteriors-blog]

spooky house in gorlitz

[tinybed]

Father….

[luidilovins]

someone do that lip and nail thing you know what I mean

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

This?

[luidilovins]

needs to be more nails but getting closer

[svtvres]

Hmm

[opinionatedducttape]

Is that James Charles

[briannatheloner]

You can be anything. Representation Matters

[saintcranky]

Or a god.

[animatedamerican]

or a superhero

or a gunslinger

or a gunslinger and a queen

or a princess and a warrior and a scientist

[calis-discourse]

WE CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH BLACK POSITIVITY ON THIS SITE

[blkpolyweedbrohunting4goddesses]

✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

[cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2]

Or a genius hacker

[elandrialore]

Or Captain America

Or the woman who walked the earth

[yurimom]

this is really just my favorite tiktok

[unclefather]

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

[chaosthedemon]

how dare you hide this in the notes

[azulapropaganda]

The B in Bromance are actually sunglasses so if u remove them it’s a lot more serious

[azulapropaganda]

@zukkababey YEAH