sex, drugs & tummy rolls

[maulgoths]

you know what F*CK gender norms

i’m going to jupiter to get more stupider

[takemetosnurch]

*grabs hand* No, we’re going to jupiter to get more stupider

[maulgoths]

[hell-propaganda]

*ends my father’s bloodline*

[myspacebabe2007-deactivated2021]

<3

[ips-n-caliban]

[thefinalpaperheart]

I fucking love this little bit jenny does about football sdkjfhkdsjhfks

[ghettowarmachine-deactivated201]

open rp

boy am i hungry for a krabby patty

[hotelmario]

[ghettowarmachine-deactivated201]

[catsi]

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

[ultracrashunderride]

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

[elegyofikana-deactivated2018102]

Link?

[chaxtic-love]

yeah it was link

[kirboob]

link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:

[kristina100000]

march better be THAT month or im killing somebody for REAL!! 🤣🤣

[kristina100000]

😐

[rodrickheffeley]

jaboukie's blue checkmark got taken away plus he's suspended. his tweets were cultural resets

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Bank fandom shut up in the notes

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

Hi I worked in banking for 5 years and bank-fans in the notes can shut the fuck up

You know perfectly well the whole edifice is immoral.  I know that you know because *I* know.  Some of you have sat where I have sat, two weeks before Christmas, trying to explain to a crying account holder that we cannot return over $300 in fees, even though the bank does not need that money

The bank didn’t have that money before

the bank didn’t have any expectation of that money, because getting it was total happenstance (with a side of intentionally arranging order-of-clearance to fuck people over as much as possible)

The money was earmarked arbitrarily and TAKEN, and if it was given back, nothing would significantly change for the bank, because giving the money back would only return the bank to the state of affairs before it earmarked and took the money

but it would change EVERYTHING for the human being currently crying their eyes out at your desk

You damned well know.  Shut the fuck up.

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

[wumblr]

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

when no one is noticing how cute you are

[homomedia]

[frigid666]

[aqueerkettleofish]

If a gay man can tip strippers, nobody else has an excuse.

[isleofapplepies]

One of my least favourite dialogue tropes is when a man tells a woman, “You can’t do that” or “I wouldn’t do that if I were you” and she says, “Why? Because I’m a woman and therefore too weak to handle this/can’t take care of myself?” or something to that effect and the guy replies with, “No, because everyone who tried that ended up with a bullet in their brain” or something equally reasonable and not gender-specific that paints him as the rational not sexist guy and the woman as an irrational paranoid feminist who searches for sexism in everything. This whole scenario is built on the idea that sexism is over and women’s fears and suspicions don’t have a leg to stand on. It’s also self-congratulatory pseudofeminism bc it’s supposed to make the viewer/reader/listener feel that in this specific work of fiction women are treated respectfully and as equal with men.

[mentethemage-deactivated2018122]

huh.. never thought of it like that

[marchysmusings-deactivated20211]

But, what if the male character isn’t sexist? I meam…their fictional sure but…I’m not sure how to phrase this

[fandomsandfeminism]

Its not a question of the character themselves- its how the writers are portraying them. The way this trope plays out, the whole moment revolves around the woman looking foolish for assuming that there is sexism happening. She is characterized as being irrational, jumping to conclusions, even insecure. While the dude is characterized as the calm, rational one.

It is a trope that specifically works by taking a woman standing up to sexism and saying “haha it wasnt actually sexist at all! Isnt calling out sexism foolish and silly. Thats what you get for assuming that men are sexist!”

[f1rstperson]

I have the same reaction with homophobic jokes set up like this. Like the whole “you can’t marry a woman”, “why bc you think its wrong” “no we haven’t found you the right dress yet silly!” Or stuff along those lines.

It feels like someone setting up to punch you and then you duck and the person goes “haha, i wasn’t gonna punch you at all, why would you duck? You shouldnt just assume someone’s gonna deck you because they have their fists up.”

[randomslasher]

…huh, wow. 

[heartbreakandhumor]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

catherine needs to settle down before her antics land her in some hot water!!!!

[byecolonizer]

Did the math, Bezos has donated about 0.0006272727% of his net-worth while Metallica has donated 0.0914634146% of their net-worth. When compared to the average net-worth of an american ($257,581.86) the difference in percentage becomes Metallica donating $253.50 and Bezos $1.62 

Tax the rich so we don’t have to rely on their fake philanthropy. Vote #BernieSanders

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

Just for some added perspective, the amount Bezos donated was about the amount of money he “earns” (and I use that term loosely) in about 6 minutes.

[assassinregrets]

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

where my mentally ill girls at

[missmamibee]

[quotemadness]

“For reasons unexplained, every person in the world is born with a large gaping hole in the center of their chest…while not uncomfortable, it is widely considered unsightly, and pretty much everyone tries to fill it with something…some people fill it with religion, others just buy a bunch of stuff, and some even fill it with other folks…I left mine alone, though, because I found out if you run against the wind at just the right angle, it makes a whistling noise.”

— Aaron Diaz

[cloudblack]

Children who feel they cannot engage their parents emotionally often try to strengthen their connection by playing whatever roles they believe their parents want them to. Although this may win them some fleeting approval, it doesn’t yield genuine emotional closeness. Emotionally disconnected parents don’t suddenly develop a capacity for empathy just because a child does something to please them. 

People who lacked emotional engagement in childhood, men and women alike, often can’t believe that someone would want to have a relationship with them just because of who they are. They believe that if they want closeness, they must play a role that always puts the other person first.

— Lindsay C. Gibson, Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents: How to Heal from Distant, Rejecting, or Self-Involved Parents (2015)