Are you in or you out?

~You can change. You can become selfless. You're not set in stone.~

[bruisedbrokenandbeautiful]

I didn't say that but same Sorry that human called you a baby goat

Thanks fam

[bruisedbrokenandbeautiful]

I just hope you don't hate me especially for being a bit childish toward the end. You don't have to post this I just also wanted to add this but didn't think to prior to sending that previous message

If you want to talk to me, come off anon. Otherwise please stop messaging me.

[bruisedbrokenandbeautiful]

I miss you kid. I know you hate me by i miss you.

Don't call me kid, and yeah, I probably do.

[that-millennial-chick]

IDK how to flirt, Imma just stare at you until you marry me.

CANCER, CAPRICORN, TAURUS, AQUARIUS (via astro-rhea)

[fuck-customers]

Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

[jhenne-bean]

“Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned”

[freshest-tittymilk]

@fleamont can you verify?

[movednowbye-deactivated20221103]

Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.

[freshest-tittymilk]

Y'ALL AIN’T GOT LEMONADE?!?!??

madness…

[kingjaffejoffer]

“we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade“

[thetallblacknerd]

That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence

[blasianxbri]

What the… Lmao

[yosoyleche]

Why is it called lemonade then? 🤔

[fiontan]

@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?

[seascrapes]

IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P

[fiontan]

LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE

[verdytai]

Things heating up in the drink fandom

[fairytalesandimaginings]

I’m pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didn’t seem to be a common brand so I’d ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonade 

[questions-within-questions]

Sprite is a recognised brand here, but it’s not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.

[larena]

This is fucked up.

[tparadox]

Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN

[taiey]

Living? Sensibly?

Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.

[romansnow]

Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.

Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar System’s four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.

The people of Earth are known as “Earthlings” or “Spriteloids” interchangeably (although not to each other).

[elsandifer]

At least in the UK, if you order lemonade you’ll sometimes get Sprite, but if it’s proper it’s a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.

[froborr]

Oh shit, I’ve had gassosa, it’s AMAZING.

[elexuscal]

I just want to say that the whole ‘lemonade and Sprite are interchangeable’ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience

[kingkilling-and-stormlight]

@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!

[bre-e-e-e-deactivated20170219]

@kingkilling-and-stormlight so… what you are all saying is. Lemonade is … not fizzy… in America?

[lierdumoa]

You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy “fresh squeezed lemonade” at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically it’s diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isn’t so overpowering. 

In the south, it’s very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.

[monanotlisa]

In Germany, you’d ask for “Limonade” and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; it’ll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.

[minim-calibre]

As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but can’t remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.

[orcasocks-blog]

Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????

[scuttleboat]

oh wow I hadn’t even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.

[maramcgregor]

This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just … this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? There’s a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You can’t buy it like that from a store. And there’s nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.

[fastphoridae]

Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????

[pandor-pandorkful]

Does this mean a significant portion of the global population don’t know what to do when life hands you lemons?

[fozmeadows]

Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if you’re using it as a mixer, you’re less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:

Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, it’s a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, it’s still going to be premade rather than fresh. 

[jeremiagoeswoah]

OH GOD THAT’S WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.

[ryblogs]

[allnjstn-deactivated20250522]

Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.

[gaycoffeelover]

@cresselian

[itsagifnotagif]

These memes

[milfannatorv]

SNL did that™

[dinovia-grant]

Okay, yes. Yes. YES.

[bow-and-aero]

ZENDAYA

[whoarei]

Everyone’s perception of reality is so different its crazy..but we attract and are attracted to people that see things similarly to us..that share similar realities..little by little altering reality all together in time u feel me? 

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

w

what the fuck does this mean

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

signal boost i need the world to know the tumblr app called me a dick snatch on december 7th, 2016

[hotvampireadjacent]

it called you a dick snatch because that’s what you tell siri to call you…

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Dick Snatch: Exposed

[zhaan-deactivated20171022]

dick: snatched

[poreless]

DID SHE JUST USE HER CENTER CONSOLE AS A PRETEND PHONE

[thesassycat]

“This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before”

[aaliyahroyle-deactivated2018122]

The misunderstood person who understands everyone.

[creamiepuffs-archive-deactivate]

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

[unphh]

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of whose opinion i like

[teenga]

Did you know that you actually can never forget a face? Every single face you’ve ever seen during your life gets stored into your memories, and gets used up later. For example, in dreams your brain can’t just make up a face. Every single face you’ve seen in your dream, you’ve seen somewhere once in your life.

And those strange nightmares you’ve had of those terrible demon like creatures ?

You’ve seen them around too, you just cant remember. You don’t want to remember.

[faythemaker]

this post started off as a John Green novel and ended as a Stephen King.

[brazenbarbie-deactivated2019080]

Kill the idea that every tattoo needs a meaning

[ohsoswiftly]

[strawberryfck-deactivated201711]

“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”

[shitshilarious]

I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER

[frankarnstein]

I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR

[nottonight-imonfire]

I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS

[hurtless-deactivated20201102]

I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE

[sadprose13]

This post

[nermrod]

I AM A DOG TONGUE, DESTROYED

[parmesarn]

I KEEP MY GOTH TEMPERATURE

[mykillerconception]

I HATE BEING ON THE SAME CYCLE AS YOU

[weloveshortvideos]

Her moms face

[theclearlydope]

Yeah not even in her first twenty of shots. 

[benjpierce]

this is literally a real life version of that scene from modern family