Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Not today Justin
#extradirty
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Love Begins
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@buzzingphysicality
Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says
It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021.
Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.
A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae
Cursed dropbears
I am absolutely FURIOUS that I knew exactly what was coming as soon as he started making the cocoon. How did I know
kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”
no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
IT’S BACK
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
ITS BACK
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.
You got that right
I’m crying
New portal just opened
#this gets funnier the more time goes on
happy anniversary
I clearly will not be watching this film for the plot
i recognize that this movie is almost certainly going to be Portentous High Fantasy Off Brand LotR, but could you imagine if they actually gave it the tone of 90% of all real D&D campaigns?
by which i mean, of course, unhinged and horny. and also stupid, hilarious, and deeply moving at totally unpredictable intervals.
TAIKA WAITITI PLEASE DIRECT
your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”
stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year
uh oh
It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it
Peak comedy would be if trump made a tumblr because he’s banned everywhere else and we cyberbullied him
Likes charge reblogs cast
The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!
Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao
Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says
It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021.
Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.
This year...
WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS?? :(
The Hell is this bullshit >:T its just a computer crashing get over it
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@hellsite-hall-of-fame
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its almost a new decade i say we all start dressing like this
what are my masc options for this style
im glad u asked!
Is there anything sluttier and slightly more homo for the mascs out there or can I just mix and match from all these examples
so I feel like anything goes BUT, and I could easily be forgetting something, but just off the top of my head I've got you covered with SOME notable selections
Now THIS is what I'm talking about
These outfits fuck
by @ bassoonman on tiktik
Vine energy
Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.
not gonna risk scrolling past this
I don't know anything about ornithology but I do have some experience being a bird (was cursed by a witch for a couple of weeks) so I get it
so bCAUSE OF DESTIEL I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12 AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12 AM SO I JUST SAID DESTIEL AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND AND THEN HE SAID "IT'S CANON??!?" AND THEN WATCHED THE CLIP ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT SUPERNATURAL UNDER HIS BREATH AND HIS PARTNER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD
The original post is so funny to me because clearly the person who wrote it had no idea how police work and they just vaguely went off Sherlock or something.
Also the notes on this make me feel as ancient as the hills
