Babe, wake up. New shanty mashup just dropped.
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@cabin-cryptid-cain
Babe, wake up. New shanty mashup just dropped.
Psst are you awake @ruin-cain? here’s your thank you card!
Uhhh kofi link
I was not but now I am
ARRRRRRHARHAR. I SHIP IT.
Player:
Stabbys great grand pappy, Slashy
highlighting @werewolf-boi 's threatening tags
Encounter: security sentries outside the lair of a particularly unhinged villain
@littlepinkbeast admiral stabby’s extremely enthusiastic subordinate, commander fuma shuriken
@knifey-the-stabbing-cleaning-bot is this your dad?
I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison:
#‘all i wanted was a pile of cash and now i’ve got two spouses and a 24/7 migraine’ (via legacysam)
This has Ma energy
Captain (affectionate)
Cap'n (derogatory)
Cap (snatched)
Wig (gone)
Captain (affectionate)
Cap'n (derogatory)
Not Ma finding and adopting another new crewmate
also this fish @kk-abn0rm4l-f1sh3r fished looks suspiciously like a rock 👀 but what do i know
I dont see anything remotely rock like in that photo. Only think Yuki's got is a fish
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27750799
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
👉👈
Me, relaxing in the Woods™️: ah, yes, Nature, Water, Sunlight. Many Things that are Green. Peaceful. Beautiful. I could stay here forever.
One (1) mosquitoe: 👁👄👁
Me, packing up my things: I suppose all good things must come to an end
What about the ghosts tho
Oh you mean the homies
Ghosts are the bros
Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.
It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.
Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.
How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me
op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared
Eh…perhaps read my blog description.
this post has EVERYTHING
I think I know the reason for why people prefer “unrealistic” animation.
For some reason, humans really don’t like things that look like humans but aren’t quite human. Hence why a lot of people are uncomfortable with movies with animation like Monster House and The Polar Express. It looks too realistic to us and sets us off.
Scientists call this the “Uncanny Valley” effect and its thought to be an evolutionary tactic for survival.
The funny part is. No other animals that we know of experience the uncanny valley effect. Only humans. Which leaves the question: what was out there that mimicked humans so well and was so dangerous to us that we evolved to have this as a tactic for survival?
Oh hell yeah this is what I’m here for
Which leaves the question: what was out there that mimicked humans so well and was so dangerous to us that we evolved to have this as a tactic for survival?
@hitodama89
Okay, I’ve seen this thread a dozen times before, but not with this addendum.
i made the original post in the throes of unmedicated depression because that’s where my sense of humor was at the time. i don’t check my activity page. seeing it barge onto my dash months later with +250k notes and this exchange attached to it like a bunch of rattling tin cans attached to the tail of a rabid dog running loose is fucking WILD
So sometime after whenever humans developed the uncanny valley effect, did we just hunt this mysterious predator to extinction? Or did it die out on it’s own? Or did it evolve as well into something… else? Could it still be living on Earth today?
Idk why dont we ask the “people eating cryptid” who claims to be from a species that’s easy to hide and apparently passes as human who’s like, 3 reblogs above this?
Hey fun fact;
Back when Homo sapiens weren’t the end-all of hominids, we also had some other two legged “humanish” cousins like the Neanderthals, Denisovians, and more!
There were nine different species of “humans”
By 10,000 years ago, they were all gone. The disappearance of these other species resembles a mass extinction. But there’s no obvious environmental catastrophe – volcanic eruptions, climate change, asteroid impact – driving it.
Instead, the extinctions’ timing suggests they were caused by the spread of a new species, evolving 260,000-350,000 years ago in Southern Africa: Homo sapiens.
Neanderthal skeletons show patterns of trauma consistent with warfare.
Like language or tool use, a capacity for and tendency to engage in genocide is arguably an intrinsic, instinctive part of human nature.
Optimists have painted early hunter-gatherers as peaceful, noble savages, and have argued that our culture, not our nature, creates violence. But field studies, historical accounts, and archaeology all show that war in primitive cultures was intense, pervasive and lethal.
Basically: the reason we as Homo Sapians find other human-ish figures unsettling and have an instinctual fear/aggression response called “The Uncanny Valley” is because we literally TOOK OVER THE WORLD by hunting down and killing every other hominid on the planet.
Dunno if the “9 species of hominid genocide” was a result of uncanny valley or the cause of it, but it’s a pretty sure bet to guess they’re linked.
Read more about it here :)
This is a wonderful post.
GHOST PIRATES GHOST PIRATES
they made the ghost pirates boring 😔
I’m definitely a less boring ghost pirate 😌💜
what in the g-ddamn hell are you talking about
i’m saying that i’d commit arson with you if you’d like
ARSON ARSON ARSON ARSON
arson? ARSON
ARSON
so I guess the ghost pirate fandom got ahold of this one huh
Pff space pirates that just so happen to have a ghostly first mate. But close enough.