dia duit mother fucker

as a child i thought all of global warming was my fault after i left a plug on overnight.

[grumsal]

im so happy for lenny

[magicalnursekomugi]

[itsbasil]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

[magicobscura]

[64mpg]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

[pending-trans-action-2]

[nomeusstuff]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

The brunette pride float passes by, everyone on board is wearing jeans.

[softwaring]

trail cam asmr heal me

[rednines]

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month