Cursed Offerings

Formerly ForTheLoveOfDeadDove - 37 - minors DNI - Purveyor of Filth Dead doves and hard kinks all over the place, watch your step SFW Gardening blog is TrailerParkTomBombadil

[canipetthatdeaddove]

Welcome

If you are not at least 18 years of age, leave, and please DO come back when you are.

This blog is anti-censorship.

This blog is dedicated to dead dove content and contains FICTIONAL depictions of incest, underage material, rape, murder, and violence, among other morally irredeemable things. You have been warned.

If that weren’t weird enough, I am obsessed with The Magnificent Century (and MC:Kosem), The Untamed, Yanxi Palace, and anything Jane Austen and will always reblog such content and discourse.

I have a Hard Kink/Dead Dove prompt list. It's open!

Kink List

Fandoms: The Witcher, The Hobbit, One Piece

Parings: The Witcher- Geralt/Jaskier, Geralt/Ciri, Eskel/Ciri, Eskel Deidre, Lambert/Ciri, Lambert/Aiden, Vesemir/All, One Piece - Zoro/Sanji, The Hobbit - Thorin/Bilbo, Thorin/Fili, Thorin/Kili

YES: Grooming, Rape/NonCon, Coercion, Forced Enjoyment, Underage (implied any age, graphic 7 yrs+), Incest/Pseudo-Incest, Infidelity, Breeding/Mpreg, Knotting, A/B/O, Daddy Kink, Age Difference, Size Difference, Cockwarming, Somnophilia, Virginity, Spitroasting, Belly Bulge, Cum Inflation, Biting, Rimming, Spanking, Squirting, Dirty Talk, Finger Fucking, Huge Cocks/Extreme Tightness, Murder, Mild Violence

Okay: Feminization, Torture

Meh: Necrophilia, Beastiality, Humiliation

NO: Scat, Gore/Vore, Emetophilia/Vomiting, Body Horror, Trans Fetishization

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[karrakazz]

Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction

[karrakazz]

I was GOING to say. That when you read a wine menu and see something like "notes of leather and wet stone" you think "did an insane person write this its grapes" but after youve read about wine and growing regions and the effect of oak barrels on aging and tasted a bunch of stuff and given it some thought you find yourself taking a sip of french syrah and thinking "mmm little bit of leather on the finish there" and all of a sudden that shits not crazy anymore. Youve been cooked in the soup. Youve been living in the monkey house.

With omegaverse fanfic. You -

[karrakazz]

You get the idea. Do the work for me. Please

[karrakazz]

Sorry tanuki fucker 91. I will be clearer. You get coated in the slick

[karrakazz]

i am jiggling a credit card in the door crack. life is a rich tapestry come take my hand we will weave it together.

[canipetthatdeaddove]

Hurrem Sultan’s Ottoman legacy still serves vulnerable in Jerusalem | Daily Sabah

Hurrem Sultan’s Ottoman legacy still serves vulnerable in Jerusalem

As it has for many years, the Haseki Sultan Lodge continues to provide iftar meals to the needy during this Ramadan. The charitable foundati

[khazdmazerb]

I will never understand why everyone including myself keeps drawing Bilbo looking so ancient.

That is a twink.. or a mouse.. the jury is still out on that.

[canipetthatdeaddove]

Finally a reasonable opinion.

[treffyfrinn]

Frodo Baggins Anemia Moodboard

[khazdmazerb]

By the Valar I will keep making Bagginsheild art until I physically can’t anymore

Frodo, Thorin, fili and kili exist solely to bother Bilbo now that there is no war to wage.

They think three hours of training entitled then to scones (they’re right and Bilbo is making them some! )

[canipetthatdeaddove]

I miss being a porn blog. Sigh.

[ghostcrypte]

This is their dynamic in my heart

[canipetthatdeaddove]

Can't sleep, only want to get up if I can have snackies, there are zero snackies, brain won't shut off but body oh so tired. Tummy rumbly. What a conundrum.

[canipetthatdeaddove]

[canipetthatdeaddove]

LEONARD PELTIER HAS BEEN GRANTED CLEMENCY BY PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN!!!

[gatheringfiki]

Events Calendar 2025 - PSA

Hi folks,

As I'm pondering the events calendar for 2025, I need your input more than ever. I think it's a sad reality - through no fault of anyone - that year on year there are ever fewer of us, which calls into question organising events aimed at wide audiences, especially if only 2-3 people are going to play. Having said that, I appreciate each and every one of you reading this, and I want to keep you motivated as long as I can.

So here's what I've got: in 2025 we are definitely going to have a FiKi Week in the summer and 12 Days of Christmas, because these seem to be everyone's favourite events. Aside from those 2 events, what, if anything else will take place, I'm not sure yet. This is where you come in.

Which of the following events are you most likely to take part in, if it's the only other event to run in 2025, aside from the two mentioned above?

AUpocalypse

Drabble Challenge

Durin's Day Gift Exchange

Fic of a Fic

H/C Bingo

Kink Bingo

Secret Admirers

Trick or Treat

Voting ended onJan 7, 2025

If you can't remember what's what, there are links to each event on the sidebar of GatheringFiKi.

Comments are also open, so if you have any suggestions or observations or ideas, or just anything you want to share, please use them.

There will be a post covering the poll results and the Events Calendar for 2025 probably next weekend 04-05 Jan 2025.

Meanwhile, there is also a Britchell Contribution Fest 2025 going on throughout Jan 2025, so if that's something of interest to you, please check it out ;)

~gatheringfiki

[canipetthatdeaddove]

I am still alive and pining very much for FiKi/Hobbit fandom and Witcher nonsense. Hope yet remains thanks to awesome folks like this. I hope I can do things this year.

[canipetthatdeaddove]

Today was boo-boo cakes. I'm tired of having bipolar meltdowns on my birthday but I guess I'll just try again next year.

[memewhore]

[adventures-in-asexuality]

#this is a dog committing what are obviously cat crimes - azzandra

[red-mercer]

Another case where the camera was clearly set up to figure out how the little shit was pulling it off

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

O_O

Stuff like this genuinely makes me wonder what even animals do when we are not watching them THESE CRITTERS ARE SO WEIRD I LOVE THEM

[canipetthatdeaddove]

I am 38 years old today. By the gods...

(just wanted an excuse to say "by the gods" and what better excuse than my berfday.)

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[none-of-your-biscuits]

every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t

[prokopetz]

It’s that time again.

[seldnei]

@boobosoofa

[seagull-yuri]

[i-am-pinkie]

Grackle! 😁