what the fuck

Summer | 27| Seize the Means with Dank Memes

[julywinters]

Grippy. Or, "me when I feel a crumb on me"

[cheaphalloweencostume]

CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

listen im not HAPPY we’re all going through this. but i am at least relieved that other people can understand the mortal terror of “oh my god i think someone is doing their mundane household chores AT ME!!!!”

[depsidase]

[sztupy]

@randomitemdrop

[randomitemdrop]

Spell: Wall of Astigmatism

[exciting]

fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

[moonlitdremr]

Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it

[dwagom]

enemies to lovers 500K slowburn

[pangur-and-grim]

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

[pangur-and-grim]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[kholdseid]

[sighinastorm]

As dandelions to sidewalks, so onions to refrigerators.

[the-haiku-bot]

As dandelions

to sidewalks, so onions to

refrigerators.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[covid-safer-hotties]

Upgrading PPE for staff working on COVID-19 wards cut hospital-acquired infections dramatically

When Addenbrooke’s Hospital in Cambridge upgraded its face masks for staff working on COVID-19 wards to filtering face piece 3 (FFP3) respir

We're the first society to face plague with tools that we confirmed worked broadly and effectively and then just decided to stop using them for... some reason that's still not entirely clear.

[herewithinthevoid]

every so often something nice happens on the other hellsite 𖹭

[beardedmrbean]

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Phineas and Ferb

Sample Size: 3,208 stories

Source: AO3

[cricketsintheceiling]

[wickedcriminal]

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

no fucking way

[espresshadow]

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[etherealplans]

i loooove little moments of human connection. i love it when a stranger has something good happen to them and you get to be a part of the celebration for a moment. i love it when it starts raining and you and a stranger get to say wow its really coming down out there! i love it when something happens and you and a stranger get to share a look. i will never see you again but we did experience something together and for just a moment we were a pair! i genuinely live for that shit

[the-punforgiven]

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

[the-punforgiven]

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

[the-punforgiven]

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

[the-punforgiven]

Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh

They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them

Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it

[the-punforgiven]

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

[batsandboba]

⚠️ ROAD WORK AHEAD ⚠️

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⚠️ END ROAD WORK ⚠️

[rambler-of-procrastination]

how does this only have 1400 notes

[thebadevil]

end road work? aw fuck i hope this car flies

here

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[krystal-prisms]

Someone add do you love the color of the sky

[liquid-geodes]

Someone do NOT do that, I’ll kill you with my flying car

[yupokaysuremhm]

I don’t have the original but I have this. Kill me.

[kennyswurvegurl]

I’m going to hurt all of you

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[beardedmrbean]

Waluigi was a nice touch.

[lespoopypodle]

We tf was the hat

[infectiouspiss]

a tiny heist went down to rescue Rise and now he's being taken everywhere by Reid Wiseman because he's extremely important (he was supposed to be left on the craft, he has instead been adopted)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

oh sure but when I steal NASA's space shit it's a whole big deal

[inphront]

so the other day a castmate of mine was talking about having once been a little girl (at this point, i all but short-circuited because said castmate is a man in his mid-sixties and my brain had its little moment of “!!!!! trans person!!! and he’s OLD!!!!”) and being asked if there was a famous person he looked up to or wanted to look or be more like. and he said— again, as a little girl at this point— “santa claus!” and everyone thought he was weird for it.

and this story doesn’t read as well over text because you really have to see the guy. but he looks just like santa claus. he’s got the long white hair and the beard and the belly and everything. and i just. the amount of secondhand trans joy i experienced is truly insane. i’m gonna get old! i’m gonna get old the way i wanna get old! hey everybody you’re gonna get old; we’ve been doing it for years!

anyway shoutout to the santa claus of my cast and to every older trans person we love you so fucking much

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!

[kflowerstorm]

"Copy, moon joy"

thank you NASA and every member of Artemis II mission for giving me 10 wonderful days of hope and joy for humanity <3