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Can you do a crossover where V (DEVIL MAY CRY 😈) meets Morpheus (the sandman TV series netflix) ? Please??

two goths walk into a park bench (ouch)

I honestly don't know much about Morpheus, but a friend of mine told me he likes feeding birds. Kinda dig his comic book look tho 👀. Him being the manifestation of dreams + V and his familiar's whole deal... there's some great potential here.

#art #sandman #devil may cry

gabessquishytum

June is Pride month, June is dreamling month....... I just don't think its a coincidence okay

#fuck yeah #dreamling #pride month

damnhotpocket

Gema.piano on instagram

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

communeist

THEY ARE

crematedequally

when i was 8 i had a very intimidating russian woman as a music teacher- she was both my opera instructor and piano teacher. about a month into piano, she sat me down and said to my mother and i "this child- very beautiful voice, good for singing. i will not allow this child to continue piano. god did not want this child to play an instrument. he told me this in dreams. that is all."

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.

eyewishing

color theory: theres a lot of them

stormtide-leviathan

Every piece of media where a romance between a guy and a girl plays a central role should be focus tested by a panel of lesbians and aro women who are predisposed to not like the guy and not want this relationship to succeed that the writers need to win over with the relationship being cute and/or interesting enough. Sometimes, the panel’s advice will be “there doesn’t need to be a romance plot”, “this guy should be a girl”, or “she clearly should end up with this other girl and not the guy” and the writers should take their advice then also.

sparrowsfallingfromthesky

roadwhores

by jeremy ville

lithominium

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

☝️Probrlem

Whats the problem

how;get down

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

heavensenthousepet

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

melonisopod

redstonedust

you think you're sooooooooo funny huh? well you are. i find you a delight to be around and im glad you have the self confidence to recognise it. i love you.

tlirsgender

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

tlirsgender

[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]

Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post

tlirsgender

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

tlirsgender

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

tlirsgender

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

tlirsgender

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

bedupolker

I'm scared of bugs/spiders but working on ways to overcome that fear! = cool!

I'm scared of bugs/spiders, I don't think that will change and would prefer to keep my space, but i appreciate their role in nature and think theyre an important piece in the puzzle of life = cool!

ARGH MY EYES!!! KILL IT W FIRE!!!!!! = one thousand years in the dungeon