Clueless But Trying

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[owlmylove]

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

[owlmylove]

i have no memory of posting this

[birdsnestbegone]

OP died and respawned before they posted this

[dankmemeuniversity]

[vladtheunfollower]

Unrestrained summer fun

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

[thecatscan]

(~2005) Our cat Lacy hopped up on the scanner and inadvertently activated it… 

[amaskdescribingamask-deactivate]

That’s…that’s god..

[thebestoftumbling]

(x)

[becausebirds]

Tube face.

[resinfish]

Birb!

Birds actually like to stick their heads in things and chirp/sing because of the way the sound waves bounce off the inside. It’s like the birb version of when you yell HELLOOOOO into a canyon to hear the echo :)

[ahoeforbirds]

why wasn’t I tagged in this ?????

[distortiondevil]

HE WAS SINGING THE CHOCOBO THEME

[slimegargoyle]

while we’re on the subject of catholicism…

[ghostwmost]

[thebelchers]

[mainflopgirl]

[unpretty]

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

[bandomfandombeyond]

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

[luischocolatier]

It’s a soothingpasta. Let’s make more of them

[90377]

by Queenie-v

[bugkeeping]

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

[cherrypiereadytodie]

pa

[cherrypiereadytodie]

[eorliingas]

literally desaturate any frame from john m.ulaney’s latest standup and it looks like it’s from a variety show in 1935

[eorliingas]

[fiftythousandfrozenfoxes]

I’m sorry but variety shoes did not exist in 1935. Or even 45

[eorliingas]

[sergle]

another relaxed one

[lulucute-deactivated20181209]

Air and earth signs when they no longer ignore their emotions or bottle it up

[im-the-batmann]

Water and fire signs when they no longer ignore their emotions or bottle it up