;)

oh god

[puddle-of-piss-deactivated20160]

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[narcissus-thee-squeekual]

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

[broadwayfangirlblr]

Dear Anyone Who Hates Cats

My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks I’m asleep and then she’ll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she’ll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she’ll follow me when I call her. She’s a precious lil nugget.

[princesstigerbelle]

[princesstigerbelle]

My best friend!!!!

[cliteralviolence]

I LOVE HER.

[procrastinatingbookworm]

i would die for that cat

[oneheadtoanother]

[holy-sciences]

This is what invasive thoughts look like

[nogrindrfail]

[lifeisamazingblog-deactivated20]

Owner sees her quadriplegic dog walk for the first time after surgery

[otherlifelessons-deactivated201]

My heart

[miss-south-deactivated20151020]

I’m not crying

[carryonsav-deactivated20150701]

God dammit it’s too early to cry. He like “mom! Look what I can do!”

[pixpup]

LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD

[kangals]

LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD

[disco-vader]

[pixpup]

They Meet

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[christichris]

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

[digitalzzombie]

Great! How do I uninstall it?

[covertlydesperado]

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

[catrulez]

[animals-lovers]

Instagram: animals_lover_ig

[shadowoftheeveningsun]

[solvatochrome]

i think its funny that after you give blood, they keep calling you every once in a while to ask if you want to give more blood 

and i get it, blood is important and in short supply, but it just seems like

hey… we heard you made more blood. can you… can you give us that new blood? that sweet sweet fresh blood? its been a while, jacob. we know you have it. we know you have the blood jacob

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

there’s a horror story in this somewhere

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[taradiddled]

[wolfpilled]

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

[hexxit-deactivated20180526]

does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me

[meow-n-save]

Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over

[teathattast]

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

I NEED THIS LEVEL OF SOUL NOURISHMENT

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll