now Ultimate-tlp

I mostly reblog, sometimes I have a coherent thought.

[brucesterling]

[dkpsyhog]

The lack of material conditionals saddened me so here you go

[starthetripledevil]

Now it's complete

[browsedankmemes]

[fan-of-many-expert-of-none]

Am I the only one who thinks that hitting a kid and abuse are different things? Like, if I ever had a kid, I wouldn’t spank their ass raw or something like that. But a bop on the mouth or the ear pull or a smack upside the head? Yea. Those are behavior modifiers.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Except they’re not.

The studies done by the trained psychologists in this joke show that little kids don’t associate being hit with the thing they’ve done wrong. Very small children only understand consequences that are directly caused by the thing they did. Steal a biscuit, biscuit tastes good. Then for no reason mummy hit me. Very different to stole a biscuit, now no biscuit after dinner because I stole a biscuit.

And they also show that when a child is old enough to understand why they are being hit that non-physical punishment is equally as effective and less mentally harmful in the long run.

Do you know who benefits the most from hitting as a punishment? The parent. It gives a satisfaction rush. Parents do it because it makes them feel good.

Basically kids have two stages: too young to understand why they are being hit so physical punishment is useless for anything other than teaching a child that bigger stronger people can hit you whenever they like (Which sounds like the same lesson you would learn from abuse)

And the second stage is old enough to be reasoned with so many punishment options are available and you chose physical violence because it makes *you* feel better, which is an abusive action.

The only time a person should ever use violence against another human being, of any age, is to stop that person from being violent themselves.

[bandydear]

Hitting a stranger is a crime. Hitting someone small who relies on you for food, love, and shelter should be as well. Don’t hit your fucking kid.

[itsapmseymour]

Do you have skeletons in your closet?

Before I answer that,

Should I be concerned with your username

[sasukeless]

if u ever see me posting something cringe or embarrassing i didnt that was my evil twin my doppleganger

[sasukemore]

That's me btw

[sasukeless]

HELLO?????????

[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]

[transmascfrankiero]

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

[watchdune1984]

oh it’s ms.

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

[softestaura]

Mirror Palais Collection IV

[probablybadrpgideas]

A spell called “Literally Fucking Nothing” that uses all your spell slots and does literally nothing

[petrichortiefling-deactivated20]

Chronic fatigue.

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Chronic fatigue

[socialpants]

Chronic fatigue

[pissvortex]

left a little treat for my chemistry professor

[the-real-skeletor]

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

[nsomniacsdream]

39

[nsomniacsdream]

38

[nsomniacsdream]

37

[angelicguy]

going to hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small cesar salad that i do not finish, i tip 200 dollars and kill myself in the parking lot with a katana

[cipheramnesia]

Ideal customer behavior.

[72699]

[coughloop]

why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣

…can you put your shoes back on

[phantomrose96]

You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting "blowing my balls up at the bomb factory" and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They're the future and I'm on dial-up. The market's gonna out-compete me.

[lemonlegs4]

[sweetsicks]

Bro where are you from

In there

[ambassadorquark]

my watched pot ass could never boil