h-hewwo?

i am retired. except for when destiel became canon

[catasters]

[sashaforthewin]

Good lord, little man locked in the stocks

[sebastians-stan]

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) dir. Joe Johnston

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If you want to help enforce the Texas Heartbeat Act anonymously, or have a tip on how you think the law has been violated, fill out the form

I copied and pasted the whole bee movie script and uploaded 3 tiktoks and 20 memes in one submission. Have fun!

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

thank god they're working on it shortly. fucking emergency here

[headspace-hotel]

From the notes: they’ve added a word limit and blocked submissions from outside the us. also, copypasted text is pretty easy to filter. Apart from that…

[stars-below]

Here's a thread on twitter about how to poison a dataset

[ralfmaximus]

tl;dr (or in case the link dies):

Entering trash is easily detected then filtered

Instead make the reports look plausible

Like, do not use “Ted Cruz” but instead make up plausible names

Sound as earnest as possible, and if you’re gonna do media? Upload lots of real-looking photographic evidence, like screencaps from Google Street View when documenting addresses. ctrl-ving the Bee Movie script is amusing but is easily detected. Blocks of bad pregnancy fanfic text would be better.

The goal is to make realistic but fake reports to clog their system.

[kobizen]

[lellaomezzin]

it gets worse lmaoooo

[jesterbots]

[dickmaster420]

[imeverywoman420]

Defining yourself by your romantic relationships is so unhealthy like what if he dies sis what then

[djpaulyd]

the friar to juliet when she came to talk about romeo

[sarahconnorjr]

[danray002-deactivated20241205]

[nucleartourist]

the thing about william shatner being pissed about the concept of bi!kirk is so funny to me because like. bill this is your fault. you were the one who looked at leonard nimoy like you wanted to eat him. you did that

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[reformed-roark]

General Kenobi

[wizardsexmachine]

POPEYE?!?!??

[wizardsexmachine]

[catsi]

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

[ultracrashunderride]

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

[elegyofikana-deactivated2018102]

Link?

[chaxtic-love]

yeah it was link

[kirboob]

link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:

[max-out-of-ten]

The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.

Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.

Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)

[algrenion]

link: [wakes up] when i see Ganon it’s fucking on sight

[voidwerks]

[campyvillain]

HELP I TRIED TO AMKE MY OWN GIF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

WHAT THTE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

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[right-2-rebel-deactivated202210]

FORMER US DEFENSE SECRETARY DOWN

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[thyrell]

"ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?" uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately

[kineticpenguin]

Every time someone’s like “who are you gonna call when you get robbed?”

1. Know how I know you’ve never been robbed?

2. I am going to call my insurance company and file a claim, the only usefulness a cop has at this point is generating a report number for said insurance company to refer to

3. Seriously all a cop’s gonna do after establishing that the robber/burglar/whoever isn’t there anymore is say “what do you want me to do about it?” and leave

[fandomsandfeminism]

Also:

Law enforcement took more stuff from people than burglars did last year

Federal asset forfeitures topped burglary losses for the first time in 2014.

So, ya know.

[catyeahhh]

[valtsv]

happy day of visibility gaydies

[garbagestarr]

“We were so unsanitary before Covid I’m never going back” speak for yourself I want to be tasting other peoples sweat at a show in someone’s fire hazard basement with no a/c

[remorseless-winter-babie]