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Itanaru au where itachi and Naruto are on a mission together and he finds out that Naruto seems to go through literal withdrawal symptoms when he doesn’t have ramen for a few weeks.
He’s baffled by it. No matter how much Naruto likes the food, it’s not addictive. There shouldn’t be physical effects when he doesn’t eat it.
But sure enough there are some. Nausea. Headache. Fatigue. Irritability.
It takes too long for itachi to remember the maps he studied as a kid, but when he does it feels like an epiphany. Uzu was an island village. Surrounded by salt water with not a drop of natural freshwater in site outside of rainfall.
And historically, when chakra wielding people are put in environments no normal life should survive, they tend to get really weird really quick until they can thrive.
And honestly, a clan evolving to not just be able to drink salt water but actively depend on it isn’t the weirdest adaptation he’s heard of. The first senju decided to settle in an area so barren their chakra decided to pop out a baby with mokuton to make it livable. Like he said. Weird.
Doesn’t stop him from buying an entire bag of salt, dumping half of it into a pot of boiling water and then pouring it down a half comatose Naruto’s throat.
As predicted, Naruto was back at full strength within the hour.
'I hate everyone but you' winteriron dynamic with a side of denial pls
"He has a higher kill count than you have armored suits" "he had a bad day...s"
"He threatened that waiter with a knife when she forgot your ketchup" "it's a joke, he's so funny. Not like he was gonna do anything"
"Why did Clint nearly trip over his ass trying to get away from you" "Bucky doesn't like our cuddle time to be interrupted so he was asked politely to leave"
"Did he just break that guy's wrist?" "he tried shaking my hand without washing his hands after the restroom. Buck is a bit protective"
"What did you say to Bucky to get him to go to the art show? Steve's been trying for months" "My schedule cleared up so I decided to go. Everything's more interesting when I'm there"
"You do know Barnes is banned from several countries due to his crimes right?" "What? But he's such a sweetheart. Whatever, if Milan won't work I'll book Paris"
Bucky would hand feed Tony grapes, massage his feet, and build him a house from scratch, but he wouldn't pass the salt during dinner if it wasn't Tony asking 🤭 I love toxic smitten men
kknr au where Naruto really really wants to put something of his on kakashi permanently but doesn’t think he’d be allowed to if he just asked.
So instead he does the Obvious Thing and becomes a seal master and designs a seal that lets kakashi control turning his sharingan on and off at will to avoid the chakra drain. Surly nothing else would be so obviously useful to kakashi that he wouldn’t dare refuse Naruto’s offer to tattoo it on him!
Meanwhile, kakashi has full chakra reserves for the first time in a LONG time due to the seal and experiences actual Desire. All because of Naruto :)
Also consider that Kakashi, having dealt with the constant chakra drain for over a decade, having forced his coils to supply him with enough chakra despite that drain to perform lots of consecutive high-level jutsu when he needs to, once it's not there?
Guess who suddenly has more chakra at his disposal than Hoshigaki "the tailless tailed beast" Kisame?
And you know where our precious scarecrow boi is putting those new chakra points he suddenly has access to? Stamina.
You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account
When youve been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.
Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.
Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.
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You! Have been visited by the gnome of executive function! Reblog to send them along to make sure they visit the next person in need!
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Got a novel rec for you rayray! "The Hunter's Gonna Lay Low" is a korean BL novel with the english fantranslation at over 300 chapters, and the manwha adaptation is also excellent and quite far along, so feel free to (fall into the pit- cough cough) get invested! Lots of BL romance have an issue with fleshing out the plot and action stuff, but this one excels in both areas i assure you. Also, the MC and ML relationship is exactly your (and my) type. I know you like that freak4freak, mutually obsessed and possessive, both are absolute badasses who back each other up all the way with total trust and devotion... well, when they aren't sassing each other and bickering like twelve year olds. Also, Cha Eui-jae, the MC, is definitely to your tastes, as a overpowered fighter with a rough exterior and a heart of gold, and he has a very severe case of self-sacrificial tendencies plus an ocean of guilt over things that weren't his fault and that he already did more than anyone had the right to ask him for to help others. I only found this recently, but after reading i just knew that you would love it so i had to recommend it :)
oh oh this sounds so me coded, i need it
all right guys, let’s have a conversation about soulmates
because I’m a nerd who majored in ancient China and still can’t let it go
okay so we all know that wangxian invented romance, but let’s talk a bit more about the iconic dialogue in episode 25:
Lan Wangji: 你把我當成什麼人? / What kind of person do you take me for?
Wei Wuxian: 我曾經把你當做我畢生知己 / I had once thought that, in my lifetime, you would be the one who knew me.
Lan Wangji: 現在仍是 / I still am.
I’ve seen various translations of the phrase “畢生知己” as “lifelong confidante” or “soulmate,” and I’m always so torn because these are both fine translations but like, not quite there
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adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm
it’s time
Dang, missed it. Reschedule?
You can bring dead people to live again, but for every person you bring back, you have to sacrifice one body part
You knew she could never love you like you love her. You knew it and still you held onto the hope, the hope that a hero could stop and look at you for once in her life.
You stand over her grave. You are the only one alive in the cemetery, but the gate around the perimeter is straining under the weight your audience presses against it. You think most everyone in the kingdom is here to see you work a miracle.
“I told you it was too dangerous,” you say. They’re ritual words now, words that you’ve said a dozen different times to her when she can’t argue back. “I told you to wait for me.”
Here is the real danger in loving a hero; they will never wait for you.
Your tears hit the top of her coffin. You cry like this, every time. The people at the gate used to cry with you too, but, after the first time you brought her back, they stopped. They stopped burying her all the way, stopped mourning her, because you always brought her back. Always.
You are not whole. You are a broken part that’s never found stability whether it be in your parents’ home or by her side. There are parts of you missing and that is both literal and figurative.
You adjust the crutch under your arm. It’s rough still, it needs sanding, but you haven’t had it long enough to do any real work on it. You still have phantom pains in the leg you gave to her eighth life to match the pain in your right arm that fed her third.
You think of yourself like a puzzle that will never be complete. You were never pretty, never full-figured or winsome like her, but you were well-formed. You used to have two eyes, two ears, two legs, two arms. Back then you still had all of your ribs and vertebrae, you stood tall instead of hunched and hurting.
Back then you weren’t used to standing over graves.
“You took everything,” you say and there’s venom rolling over your tongue. It pairs oddly with the love and grief in your heart, like oil and citrus and razors. You swallow. “I told you to be careful. I told you to be careful.”
You breathe heavily, frustrated at your inability to scream the words. You gave up part of your lungs for a half-death and half-life.
“You didn’t listen,” you say quietly. “Or maybe you did. Did you think I was lying? Did you think it was funny?”
She doesn’t answer. She’s dead and the last magic she felt was not yours. Not yours, not yours, not yours.
“I won’t,” you tell her. Your hair has turned white from the strain of resurrection and you are old. A hag in comparison to her never ending beauty. “I won’t. Promises can’t always be kept but, darling, they can’t always be broken either.”
You look out to the sea of faces. They’re hungry, like animals, and none of them care about you. They don’t care about her, either, though neither she or they knew it. Know it. They love what she did for them. She loved the attention.
“They’ll kill me,” you say. You know it’s true. When you walk out of the graveyard without her by your side, they will cast their stones and accusations. You are weak and fragile. You won’t make it to the pyre. “Of all the people you saved, I was never going to be one of them, anyway.”
You look down at her bare coffin. It’s simple and plain; they got tired of wasting their good satin on a temporary death. You stoop down and it takes all your strength to do it without collapsing. You let your crutch fall to the side and use your hand (your only hand) to gather a small bit of cool soil. You bring the soil to your heart and hold it there for a minute, just breathing and trembling.
“This is goodbye,” you say. “Surely we will not meet in the after life. Surely you will have gone on, once again, without me. It’s okay. It’s okay.”
It’s not okay.
You stand painfully, balancing precariously on your remaining leg. You let your hand release the dirt and you hear it impact her coffin like rain.
The crowd murmurs like the ocean. This is not what they were promised. This is not the story they want to read.
You go and let them kill you.
Dang…I couldn’t not read this.
Your uncle says to you "I'm the one who got your parents together. It was a hard dungeon raid and-". Your father interrupts "I HAD TO PERFORM SO MANY HEALINGS ON THIS MAN THAT I AM ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THE GODDESS! THAT'S HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!"
and hilariously that is not why it is called that.
It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky.
We lucked right into that one....
#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places
Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be
Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods
I've seen this post before but it only just occurred to me that there might be some sort of underlying reason that "places where bears are" and "places where people name stars after bears" overlap.
Reblogging for that last comment.
hey what's up with the "!" in fandoms? i.e. "fat!" just curious thaxxx <3
I have asked this myself in the past and never gotten an answer.
Maybe today will be the day we are both finally enlightened.
woodsgotweird said: man i just jumped on the bandwagon because i am a sheep. i have no idea where it came from and i ask myself this question all the time
Maybe someone made a typo and it just got out of hand?
I kinda feel like panic!at the disco started the whole exclamation point thing and then it caught on around the internet, but maybe they got it from somewhere else, IDK.
The world may never know…
Maybe it’s something mathematical?
I’ve been in fandom since *about* when Panic! formed and the adjective!character thing was already going strong, pretty sure it predates them.
It’s a way of referring to particular variations of (usually) a character — dark!Will, junkie!Sherlock, et cetera. I have suspected for a while that it originated from some archive system that didn’t accommodate spaces in its tags, so to make common interpretations/versions of the characters searchable, people started jamming the words together with an infix.
(Lately I’ve seen people use the ! notation when the suffix isn’t the full name, but is actually the second part of a common fandom portmanteau. This bothers me a lot but it happens, so it’s worth being aware of.)
“Bang paths” (! is called a “bang"when not used for emphasis) were the first addressing scheme for email, before modern automatic routing was set up. If you wanted to write a mail to the Steve here in Engineering, you just wrote “Steve” in the to: field and the computer sent it to the local account named Steve. But if it was Steve over in the physics department you wrote it to phys!Steve; the computer sent it to the “phys” computer, which sent it in turn to the Steve account. To get Steve in the Art department over at NYU, you wrote NYU!art!Steve- your computer sends it to the NYU gateway computer sends it to the “art” computer sends it to the Steve account. Etc. (“Bang"s were just chosen because they were on the keyboard, not too visually noisy, and not used for a huge lot already).
It became pretty standard jargon, as I understand, to disambiguate when writing to other humans. First phys!Steve vs the Steve right next to you, just like you were taking to the machine, then getting looser (as jargon does) to reference, say, bearded!Steve vs bald!Steve.
So I’m guessing alternate character version tags probably came from that.
100% born of bang paths. fandom has be floating around on the internet for six seconds longer than there has been an internet so early users just used the jargon associated with the medium and since it’s a handy shorthand, we keep it.
Absolutely from the bang paths–saw people using them in early online fandom back in 1993 for referring to things.
I had been doing it for a very, very long time but never actually knew the actual name for it. This is exciting! I like learning things.
nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.
context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds
hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?
Let’s Talk about Edward’s Disability
Automail - A Means to an End
So I’m noticing some misconceptions when it comes to Edward’s automail and I just wanted to clear things up for how the world works at the least for my individual take on Edward.
So the thing I need you to remember when dealing with my Edward is that he is disabled.
I know Edward can run and jump and flip and kick and do all of these amazing things.
That doesn’t stop him from being disabled.
Please also remember that Edward feels everything lopsided, as on the right side he can feel next to nothing from the entire length of his arm - shoulder to the tip of his fingers, and on the left side of his lower body he can feel next to nothing from the mid thigh all the way down to the tips of his toes.
I said next to because at the base or ports of his automail Edward can feel the connection of his nerves to the machine. That’s why he’s able to tell Winry that “his shoulder feels numb” in Star of Milos or one of the reasons during lab 5 he could identify that something was wrong with his shoulder.
However when it comes to Edward’s arm his sense of “feeling” relies heavily on weight. His right side has become dependent on knowing how much something weighs. Edward can’t feel what’s in his hand despite how it may appear. He really just has to trust the object is in his grip whether that be by sight. the sound of the metal gripping or by the weight of it that it adds to his shoulder.
Edward’s right shoulder and port are the running engine of his automail. If you’ll look at how it’s connected to his body, you’ll see that the port of his shoulder actually takes up a decent portion of his chest. It covers almost his entire right pectoral and moves into his right shoulder blade.
|| Please get used to these pictures I’m going to use them a lot. ||
Ed’s automail doesn’t just effect his arm - like series constantly pushes. He only lost his arm but in order to even be able to have an arm again he had to sacrifice even more of his body so it had a place to connect.
If you really look at him you’ll see all the scarring that occurred because of the surgery - surgery that is said to make a grown man scream out or cry in pain over.
Ed was 11 when they did this to his body. Look at his shoulder before the surgery.
It’s there. It’s all there. His chest was unharmed by Truth and so was his shoulder. He ONLY lost his arm, and the series like’s to push that fact but what it doesn’t push is the amount of alterations he had to have done to his growing pre-teen body in order to have that famous automail arm.
He has bolts grafted into his body - anchored right into his bones to keep that port on his body.
Three on his chest - two into his side and one into his collar bone
and three into his back - two into his side again and one into his shoulder blade.
I want you to right now - as you’re reading this - roll your shoulder slowly. Feel your shoulder blade? Edward’s got a bolt there. Do you feel your collarbone as you slowly drop your shoulder forward? Edward’s got a bolt there. Bolts drilled right into his bones.
His Automail hurts. Al says in the beginning of the series, that he wants to get Ed’s body fixed first because Edward’s automail is hard on his body.
The dub line is actually “No Brother, you first - that automail is so tough on you.”
It’s like this because as I said it’s been grafted into his skeletal structure.
So when Ed moves, it moves, but don’t forget that automail has no outside power source. it’s connected straight into his nervous system - each nerve, each and every nerve is anchored right into this machine that’s powered through the electrical pulses that come from those nerves. It regulates the power to the pneumatic actuators and electrical motors inside of it. Ed is it’s power source.
^ It looks like this under all that pretty plating after all ^
Basically, Edward’s brain is still firing the signals to move his right arm / hand - the lost limb(s) and left leg)) So his arm still moves as fluid as it would if it was still flesh and blood because his automail receives the signals sent out by his brain and when his nerves react, his arm amplifies the signals and does the motion his body was trying to tell the lost limb to do.
But it took rehabilitation to do this. Rehabilitation to be able to use his limbs in the first place - that was supposed to take a whole three years to complete and Edward cut down to one. I have no doubt that he pushed himself. He had to push himself. He had to push himself so ridiculously hard to get himself up to running condition - enough to be fighting his brother - in a year. I bet he tried to fight his brother in shorter than a year and I bet he was spitting blood just like Pinako said he would be.
So when I say Edward is in pain constantly, this is why. It’s not a hard pain. It’s nothing that drops him. No it’s like this constant ache that rests between his shoulder blades from his small frame trying to carry enough weight that it’s stopping him from growing.
Edward’s arm literally puts so much stress on his body it hasn’t been able to grow. His now teenage maturing body got stuck in a time loop basically because there was too much weight bringing it down. He carries that weight on his shoulder every day.
Personally, I believe his arm has to weight something close to 20 - 25 lbs with his leg weighing about the same. But then like I said, this is for my own personal take on him. I personally believe that his automail adds about another 50lbs to his body weight - making him a firm 160 - 170 lbs.
(His own body has to be a decent weight considering all the flips and jumps and kicks and stuff he can do because he has to have a lot of muscle on his body to be able to jump high enough to kick his 7′3″ armored brother in the face. Ed alone probably weighs 110 /120 lbs even at 4′11″. )
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Now when we you look at this leg, you can see that it’s still partly there.
His automail only comes up to mid-thigh / just above the knee. So he didn’t even lose the whole thing, but he did lose enough that it puts pressure on his hip / pelvis to move it. This port however is different from the shoulder port in the fact it houses the main support rod of the leg in a different way but it’s still bolted into his body.
The thing you see in the top picture is the outer plating that protects the port, where as this is the actual place of connection and it is attached into Edward’s leg with one large bolt driven into each side. They have to be large in this case, and heavily reinforced because these bolts don’t just keep the port in place and the leg attached to his body but they also have to be weight bearing. If the bolts in this port snap - not only does it break the port’s connection and Edward loses his leg taking him down with it - but he’ll feel those bolts snap inside of his leg and they could cause more internal damage that might prevent him from having an automail leg in the first place.
Also as I said in the sections about his arm, I personally believe that each piece of his automail weighs around 25lbs - so that means his exceptionally small frame is trying to move something with that kind of weight. It strains his pelvis leaving him with sore hips and he has to readjust himself a lot to find the most comfortable position for him to set for long periods (or if he’s been on it a lot - for him to set at all.)
But that weight is also where the lopsided feeling I mentioned comes into play. Edward naturally ( at this point) has more strength in his right shoulder and left hip due to having to move these solid pieces of steel around for years and years.
But all and all, it’s set up much like his arm in the way that it turns the firing of messages to his lost leg into energy and instructions for his automail. He just has to train his body constantly to keep himself in proper shape in order to be able to move it.
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On that subject. I have mentioned in other headcanons / things about Edward that the boy suffers from mass pain during rain or thunderstorms.
Now this is mentioned in the manga / brotherhood, when he goes out with Pinako to dig up the grave of the thing he transmuted - and he ends up on his knees, throwing up he’s in so much pain. And that’s just a heavy rain storm.
Now while I think this has something to do with the fact that he just has old injuries and old injuries hurt in weather changes, whether they’re broken bones or what not, I also think this has something to do with the fact that he rushed his rehabilitation by two years. I wouldn’t be surprised if part of it didn’t heal correctly so it lead to him having extremely painful reactions during poor weather or extreme cold. So when thunderstorms roll around the the barometric pressure in the air changes he wants to throw up from the pressure it puts on the ports in his body - the bolts in his body.
Automail does not change that Edward is a double amputee. When poor weather hits, he would have adverse reactions regardless - but with so much metal in his body and his nerves literally connected to a machine that picks up the smallest reactions out of them - thunderstorms and heavy weather just destroys him.
Edward has also woken from a nightmare during a storm and the first thing he did was hug his leg and declare “It hurts.”
In no way, shape or form does Ed’s automail give him a magical pain free cure to fix all of his problems. Honestly, it made it so he was a complete person again and he could function mostly independently. It gave him him hands-free alchemy but it also gave him a ton of new problems.
I know people rag on Al for ‘mothering’ him throughout the series, but honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a lot more than just “You’re sleeping with your tummy out.” It’s probably holding his hair back when he can’t stop puking, and making sure he stays in bed when he’s so dizzy from pain he falls over. Al has probably carried him countless times - conscious or unconscious. I wouldn’t be surprised if Al has also had to go in Ed’s place or call in Ed’s place to refuse summons from Mustang - lightly explaining things like ‘He’s not feeling well’ or coming up with every other reason he can so no one else knows how bad it is. Because Al knows that would destroy him. He knows his brother is trying to be as strong as he possibly can for this - for them - for him so he’d never let anyone know just exactly what that automail does to Edward.
Because it does a lot more than just give him an arm and a leg.
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Edit:: You can read Part 2 now here.