I know what I'm about, son.

aly | 22 | syd, aus

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

Do you ever see something that fills you with so much joy that if you don’t share it with people you’re going to explode? Yeah that’s this

🌺 Cheyenne

[runcibility]

I really super appreciate that the music wasn’t dubbed over, but live audio was included because I cannot overemphasize HOW MUCH the flailing noises add to this

[cipheramnesia]

I don’t know who this person is or where they are but I adore them and their absolute commitment to being the very best of whatever the fuck this is that they are.

[blueandbluer]

ALL HAIL DISCO SHRIMP

[ramtiger]

[image id: person in a homemade shrimp costume dances to dance music, flopping the hand-held front legs heartily. they are clearly having a good time]

[jazminesullivan]

DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD dir. James Bobin, 2019

[ysabelmystic]

There’s so much chaotic energy here

[john-mulaneys-left-nostril]

every time a scene like this would show up, the guy behind me in the movie theater would yell back in response.

but i wasn’t mad. i wasn’t even breathing. because i was laughing too hard

[56456546gfgf-deactivated2021111]

[starkked]

rest in peace, king.

[hedgehog-moss]

If you genuinely enjoy being alone, do you ever wonder if it is an inherent part of your character or if it stems from feeling inescapably lonely in the first place until you taught yourself to enjoy the peace and happiness one can find in solitude? what if the reason you now prefer & choose solitude at every turn is because you were a very lonely child, or teenager, not by your own choice, and that’s how you learnt to thrive and grow, so you no longer know if you can do that around people? There might also be an element of personal pride, an unconscious “you can’t fire me I quit” point when your brain decided to switch your feelings about solitude from distress to relief. I often find myself defending my love of being alone, to people who worry that I can’t possibly be happy to live in an isolated house in the woods; I insist that I do! I really do specifically enjoy the isolated factor and chose to live here because of it, but then I wonder how to differentiate an ingrained love of solitude from an acquired ability to thrive off unchosen loneliness, to learn from it and be nourished by it; to what extent it might be a form of contentment built on a bedrock of resignation.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

don’t… do this

[myownworstenemyyy]

[harryflack-blog]

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

[browniesforbitches]

The dance the KGB officer does right before he executes you for attempting to flee the Russia with Russia’s hottest MILF

[unfunyman]

pitbull off the shits

[theevilresident]

please listen to Bert’s nephew i am begging you

[theevilresident]

[ransomflanagan]

[shittymoviedetails]

In Avengers endgame, Fat Thor is the butt of many jokes, this is because Marvel thinks Survivor’s guilt and PTSD are funny subjects.

[feelboss]

url still checks out; it’s details about a shitty movie

[museum-of-artifacts]

Reconstruction of bust of Roman emperor Caracalla.

[shitface54]

Looks Middle Eastern/ African maybe even Greek. Interesting post.

[terrasigillata]

His father, the emperor Septimius Severus, was North African (the first African emperor of Rome!), and his mother, Julia Domna, was Syrian, from a wealthy priestly family

[lord-kitschener]

#rome was a multiethnic empire

[eastern-bloc-party-archive]

Yep! Septimius Severus was born in what is now Libya. (X)

[elodieunderglass]

That Roman Empire was a real big place!

[velocicrafter]

thx for the history lesson but anyway 10/10 would smash

[sebastians-stan]

Henry Cavill being clueless for 2 minutes (probably 15 hours) straight

[anxietyproblem]

[harryedward]

Boy: Hey! Me: (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

[jasonptodd]

straight culture is “breakup prank” being a thing

[jasonptodd]

on their anniversary.

[beforeiletbro-deactivated202105]

and he still posted it????

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Um…excuse me, but why is this labeled as “Straight Culture”? Are you saying this is something only straight people would do, because as a straight person, we aren’t all that stupid. I’m not saying that straight people are better than any other kind of person, I’m just asking that you don’t label us under something so offensive. I mean, how would you feel if I said that (in the right circumstances) this was “gay culture” or “trans culture” or “bi culture”. Doesn’t seem fair does it? Again, I’m not saying all gay/trans/bi people are stupid enough to do this, but neither are straight people. Thank you.

[jasonptodd]

shut up straightie

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Oh, fuck you. I tried being as respectful as possible, but yet again you guys just read only what you want! I was just saying straight people aren’t bad people, we are just as good and bad as anybody who is LGBTQ+. You guys want to stop being generalized? Well then stop generalizing us!

[jasonptodd]

straight people are bad

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Can you tell me why?

[jasonptodd]

being straight is unnatural

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

PFGHEYHADFBEHLNCD

WHAT!?

THAT IS LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER HEARD! XD

[jasonptodd]

being straight is a sin

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

You are joking right? Please tell me this is a joke. Surely nobody could be that stupid.

[jasonptodd]

no i’m serious

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

I’m starting to question how you have the IQ necessary to use a keyboard if you truly think you are correct here.

[jasonptodd]

it says right on the first page of the bible that god hates cishets

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

I’m going to argue against this in two parts.

I’m VERY sure that the bible says that god hates gays. (which I don’t agree with)

SINCE FUCKING WHEN WAS THE BIBLE A RELIABLE SOURCE!?

[jasonptodd]

“GOD created Adam and Eve and realized cishets were a mistake.” is the opening line of the bible

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

It is very clearly not. I’m pretty sure that “cishets” was not a term used back when the bible was written.

[jasonptodd]

that’s fake, actually

[the-lost-goat-deactivated201802]

Ok, I’m done. Say waht you want, but you are wrong and everyone knows it. You can stop trying now. It would be a waste of your energy, not that I care anyway.

[angelbabyspice]

they went and googled the opening fucking line lahlahlusdfghajlfghjl;adhgat

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

straight culture is freaking the fuck out at being slightly made fun of and doing the absolute most to prove they’re right

[geeko-sapiens]

[lynati]

This post is smooth in all directions.

[runcibility]

smooth like a shark

[wvrthy]

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

😍😍😍

[justflowerslove]

Her editing is unparalled by any other MUA on YouTube.

[kiskeya-kreyol]

Her IG is @ wvrthy and her youtube channel info is on there. She makes and sells her own highlighters. 

[lyssamaxiscute-deactivated20180]

She deserves more subscribers

[smashbike]

here’s her shop! she makes highlighters and other makeup meant to show up on all tones of skin, and her highlighters are incredible. just look!

support her! she’s got awesome other colors, too, besides the gold and the ones in that swatch. my personal favorite has gotta be the pinkish one she named “aphrodite”!

[smashbike]

just look at these!!

if you can afford to, give her some business!

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[margotrobbiesbye-deactivated202]

scooby-doo (2002)