welcome to clown town

[sobblefan]

This was a cold open to a youtube video and I am crying LOL

(video here)

[stroebe2]

[anthonybourdyke]

[judblanc]

Stay down. Stay down. Stay —

[mxmorel]

#indie actor who's only ever gotten shoved into the dirt as a preamble for gay sex: so do i moan here or--#rian: [sighing] no josh #josh brolin: what did i do :( #rian: sorry i forgot. no josh o'connor i dont need you to moan while getting beaten up by josh brolin. otherwise great work guys #the joshes: thanks rian #daniel craig who isnt even in this scene just dropped by to watch with a slurpee: im the best unofficial casting director in the world

you can’t hide this in the tags @judblanc

[ambassadorquark]

i just feel like we dont have time for this right now

[astarlingdiscovery]

[vividciggy]

TLT as tumblr text posts (pt. 2)

[hudconvent]

wheres that post that said shane hollander would be mentioned by name in a drake song

[hudconvent]

all my bitches come in threes like a hat trick

like the metros, hollander on the mattress

[hudconvent]

(yuna hollander on voicemail) hey sweetie its mom. sorry i missed you. though its 8:30 and you should be home by now. anyways give me a call back when you can. theres this guy Drake that just mentioned you in his new song. seems like a pretty big deal, canadian too. just take a listen to it when you get a chance. nothing bad. i actually think it could be quite good for your image. im trying to get in touch with his manager to see if he’ll let you be in the music video. unless youd rather send a cease and desist in which case i’ve got patty on speed dial if thats the route youd rather go. your father says hi. anyways, love you. call me back. bye.

[leahberman]

where the silence settles; joshua tree, california

instagram - twitter - website

[crownkeeper]

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

[crownkeeper]

and smol beans.

[crownkeeper]

i have to kill this post because people keep trying to explain the difference between blorbos and little meow meows and smol beans and cinnamon rolls to me . man i literally don't ca(opens my trench coat revealing a bomb strapped to my chest) EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND NOW. GET ON THE GROUND.

[gaydramedy]

it gets to a point.

[creekfiend]

the only fic i've ever seen that thoughtfully incorporated elements of real life dog sex into omegaverse was hockey rpf but they were breeding hockey players to produce more hockey players and they were the only ones who did this. people who weren't hockey players just had human sex

lots going on here that I really don't feel qualified to comment on but thank you for sharing it with me. enriching to know this is occurring out there somewhere. baruch hashem who makes the creatures different

[luntfontanne]

god she was so quick she had that in the fucking holster. HELLO

[luntfontanne]

rebecca ferguson if you're free on thursday etc etc

[eugeniedanglars]

it’s wild to me how there is literally ZERO correlation between what a piece of media is like and what its fanworks are like. 2014 captain america fans were out there writing poetry and full-on academic papers inside of their fics. sonic the hedgehog and my little pony fandoms are both famous for drawing fetishes you’ve never even heard of. les miserables fans spent most of their energy on college aus. there is literally no consistency or observable pattern and it’s incredible

[eldriitchmurmurs]

#my theory is that fanworks reflect what people found missing in the canon#so like. sonic and mlp. obviously#les miz want les amis to be happy and alive and goofing around#and uh. mcu fans want the mcu to be well-written (via dicaeopolis)

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[kosmogrl]

my jaw is on the floor

[doubleca5t]

Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I've ever heard. I've heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described in the lyrics that feel less sexy than Supermassive Black Hole. Supermassive Black Hole is a song so disgustingly, flagrantly, enticingly slutty that I sometimes feel legitimately shocked that it was made by a band that most people make fun of for sounding like if Radiohead sold out after their first album. It is a crowning achievement in stripper music that may never be topped in our lifetime. It is best known for soundtracking the scene in the first Twilight movie where they play baseball.

[senatortedcruz]