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Clown/Ageless/???/Clownery/(He/Him, They/Them, Xi/Xine) I reblog stuff a lot of stuff that says penis, so minors probably shouldn't follow me. Also fuck transphobes and etc.

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If I was a cat I would be so evil

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[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

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This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

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reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[cottoncandylesbo]

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

[temothylol]

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[skribblegurl]

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

[heywriters]

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

[bumblewyn]

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

[myfairkatiecat]

LIFE SAVED

REBLOGGING TO SAVE ANOTHER WRITERS LIFE

[sirowsky]

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

[guooey]

please please please help me find more cats smelling a smelly smell 

[glourp]

A compilation from the notes: stimky

[thwrangis]

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

[dogpuppy]

[b0nkcreat]

the way people used to use tone tags in 2020 makes me laugh in retrospect because in what world would you need to tag “good morning” as nonsexual. hi friend! /gen /pos /srs /nsx /hello /smiling /happy

[b0nkcreat]

something sinister is going down in the nearest beautiful mountain stream

[archaardvarkarchive]

not to be That Person but male-bodied people experience morning wood on the regular so why would this be surprising.

Saying ‘good morning’ to a person is already a bit in the queerplatonic zone (if you said ‘good morning’ to every single person you were ‘merely friends’ with, you’d have like a dozen different threads going on- it denotes a special place in your sphere) and since a lot of people conflate emotional closeness with romance and ergo sex, this makes perfect sense as a clarification

esp if the two people in question were queer, esp bi or pan

[b0nkcreat]

[rawdickulouslywreckless]

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2019-2021 Jeep Wrangler

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[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

[dogpuppy]

[fabulousinfloral]

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

[thepacificrimjob-deactivated201]

what do coral even get stressed about

[one-hamburger-blog]

Current events

[introbulus]

I sea.

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World Heritage Post

[crittizen]

this is a poem

[wa-u-moved]

i couldn’t not draw this

[i-say-ok]

ok…!

[luxury-nightmare]

babe are you okay, your reblogging the subway rat poem again

[the-haiku-bot]

babe are you okay,

your reblogging the subway

rat poem again

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[carebewear]

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

[schistcity]

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

[schistcity]

EXACTLY.

[schistcity]

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