Garak was actually p normal as a spy, a retail job just does that to a man
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Garak was actually p normal as a spy, a retail job just does that to a man
[ID 1: A tweet from user greg16676935420 saying: "So did the astronauts just go to the moon to make sure it was still there or what was the purpose of the mission".
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[ID 2: A tweet from user aakashgupta saying:
"Genuinely a better question than most people realize.
Apollo 11 left a 2-foot wide panel of mirrors on the lunar surface in 1969. No power source. no wiring, no maintenance. Scientists have been shooting lasers at it from New Mexico ever since. The beam travels 239,000 miles, bounces off the mirrors, and returns in 2.5 seconds. That round trip is how we know the moon is drifting away from Earth at 3.8 centimeters per year. So yes, in a literal sense, they were checking if it would still be there.
The seismometers are the part that gets wild. Apollo 12 deliberately crashed its lunar module into the surface at 6,048 km/h. Scientists expected a brief shudder. The moon vibrated for over 55 minutes. On Earth, seismic waves from an equivalent impact die in seconds. Nobody had predicted this. So NASA did it again. Apollo 13 dropped its S-IVB rocket stage from orbit. Hit with the force of 11.5 tons of TNT. The vibrations lasted nearly three and a half hours.
The reason is water, or the lack of it. Earth's interior is damp. Moisture in rock acts like a sponge, absorbing seismic energy. The moon is bone dry, cool, and rigid. Shockwaves have nothing to absorb them. They just bounce back and forth through solid stone until the rock itself stops vibrating. Scientists described it as the moon ringing like a bell.
The seismometers ran for almost 8 years and detected over 13,000 seismic events. Turns out the moon has four types of quakes: deep ones caused by Earth's gravitational pull, shallow ones from the crust shrinking as the interior cools, thermal ones when sunrise thaws the frozen surface, and impacts from neteorites. In 2023, Caltech reanalyzed old Apollo 17 data and found a fifth type: the Junar lander itself creaking and popping every morning as the sun heated it. Every five to six minutes, for five to seven hours straight.
They went up to prove the moon was once part of Earth, measure how fast it's leaving and figure out what's happening inside a world with no atmosphere, no water, and no tectonic plates. "Checking if it was still there" is honestly closer to the truth than most people's actual answer."
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two months of magic ✨
zoesteiner / 16 May 2026
Two pictures from Zoe Steiner's instagram:
Bella Shepard and Zoe Steiner in summery white clothes. They are outside, on a picnic blanket, in a field ringed by forested hills, and the sky is the blue of a 1980's 1-hour photograph.
Zoe Steiner, in a black sleeveless dress, in front of some amazing foliage planted alone a white wall. Her expression is that of someone sad being told to smile.
there’s probably like six months til we get new SFA content but as a nahla/kelrec girlie there are three load bearing info bits that i still think about constantly that will continue to see me through:
1. the “we’re going deep on nahla in season two” interview…something something “unexpected romance”
2. that instagram post where raoul and his trainer went back and forth about how he specifically trained to get fit for s2
3. that little interview where raoul says we need to wait for s2 to see kelrec smile more (what’s got you smiling babe???)
what if i was a time-traveling dyke engineer nerd-jock hybrid & you were a jem’hadar-klingon cadet master… & we KISSED
Starfleet Academy | Lura Thok x Jett Reno
1x10 - Rubincon
I mean Jesus fucking Christ this is not right
My friend told me the best example to explain the vast difference between a million and a billion
"A million seconds ago was last week. A billion seconds ago we were still dealing with the Soviet union."
This is why when we talk about “rich people” who aren’t paying taxes or who are wasting money, we’re not talking about the person who makes 1 or 2 grains of rice worth of money a year. We’re talking about the person who makes the giant fucking Costco sized pile of rice.
K/S Moments in Terrible Episodes
Wildest K/S moment from a terrible episode of TOS?
Kirk has a panic attack in a turbolift against Spock's strong manly chest
Spock's breathless response to Kirk's dynamic mind
"You are closer to the captain than anyone else in the universe"
Extended hand-holding attempted escape scene
Spock broodily watches Kirk sleep
Spock talks about how hearing Kirk's voice gives him pleasure
Unhinged nonconsensual mindmeld in response to McCoy telling Spock he can't love
OP, you forgot my favorite K/S moment in a bad episode, which is....
IDK/IDC/Show
Episodes included above: And the Children Shall Lead, The Paradise Syndrome, Turnabout Intruder (x2), The Cloud Minders, Spock's Brain, Requiem for Methuselah
This is not the kind of trivia Mr. Carrot remembers, so we had to review all of the necessary footage (a highly recommended evening entertainment) and we are in agreement that unhinged, nonconsensual mindmeld is the wildest K/S moment. The Janice Lester scenes would have rated higher for us, but the actress just doesn't quite capture the Kirk-ness of Kirk.
Insane to me that disabled people will say: "Hey, your glorified idea of revolution is going to get us killed" and then be treated as collateral damage or a necessary sacrifice. Like, yeah, the systems in place now are oppressive and literally based on eugenics, but a Revolution™️ is not going to save us. How are we supposed to trust you (abled people) to put good systems in place if you're ready to kill us to get rid of the old one? That's not saving people. Treating disabled people as if they're ridiculous for not wanting to die and pointing out how bad a revolution would be for us is insane. You're actually a horrible person if you do this.
I don't know, folks, I'm just so fucking tired of us disabled people either being ignored or told to shut up. We're treated as worthless and expendable. I'm not dying for your Great Revolution™️. I need my meds.
I still remember in grad school when we had to write about fully regionalized economies and my essay discussed how in a fully regionalized economy I would be dead inside of a year because my life relies on a medication that it only makes economic sense to manufacture at scales well above the population of my region.
That was a startling thought for my fellow students, apparently.
Star Trek: Enterprise writers: and you're sure? You've checked everything?
Some poor intern or something, eye bags darker than the dried coffee stains on their shirt: Confirmed. There's no mention of it in any existing Star Trek franchise. Across 25 total seasons of 5 shows, and 10 movies, over the last 40 years, there is absolutely zero conclusive evidence that Florida survives to see the founding of the Federation
ENT writers: excellent. Fkin send it.
Call To Arms || Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
[Image description: two GIFs of Odo and Garak from Star Trek: Deep Space 9. They are standing together on the Promenade.
GIF 1: Odo uncrosses his arms and stares at Garak, who is looking away with wide eyes. "You'd shoot a man in the back?" Odo asks.
GIF 2: Garak continues to look pointedly away from Odo. "Well, it's the safest way, isn't it?" Garak says.
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Ambassador Garak
I just think it is neat that when coming up with a list of the most influential people in Federation history, Elim Garak made the cut because he is responsible for making a Cardassia that is willing and able to join the Federation.
Image description: gif from Star Trek Starfleet Academy, s01ep02: Beta Test. Caleb and Tarima are on the gallery in front of the "wall of heroes" - which includes "Amb. Elim Garak."
Convocation is now complete!
So if you're looking for Fake Dating to avoid the matchmaking machinations of your well-meaning mother and coworkers, you and Chancellor Kelrec are in the same boat. Follow him and Sylvia Tilly in this lighthearted romp as they navigate a formal ball, diplomatic meals, and informal parties together while pretending to be a couple.
Words: 16,734, Chapters: 6/6, Language: English
Fandoms: Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (TV 2026)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Zeeren Kelrec, Sylvia Tilly, Jett Reno, Charles Vance, Main Cast, Supernumeraries
Relationships: Zeeren Kelrec & Sylvia Tilly
Additional Tags: Kelrec POV, Fake Dating, Workplace Party, All of the Starfleet Parties, Mama Bear Syndrome, complex parent-child relationship, girlfriend meet parents, it's intended to be platonic, Tongue-in-cheek, just a fun romp, Beta Read to Hell and Back
Hannah Waddingham as Judith Burton in Ride or Die, Season 1 Episode 1. THE black dress
Honestly, I'm loving Judith and Debbie's friendship. The scene with the big macs ... they've done this hundreds of times over the last 20 years. (Also Judith's hips after she jettison's the ski instructor's uniform.) Working hard to ration myself to one episode per week - watched once with my husband and once with my mom.
At some point I just know there must have been some Timefleet officer that carefully researched the era, made sure their graphic tee contained only characters that were appropriate for that specific year, month, and day, and fucked it all up at the finish line because they’re wearing a giant motif of a batman comic but the entire thing is embroidered rather than being printed.
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STARFLEET ACADEMY // 1.09 "300th Night"
Gifset with four images from Star Trek Starfleet Academy s1ep09: 300th Night when Caleb is stealing a shuttle to go find his mom.
Sam, in the pilot's seat: You don't get to decide what I risk. No-one does.
Sam, in the pilot's seat: I haven't done one thing that hasn't been programmed . In either of my lives.
Sam, in the pilot's seat: That's not living, and I deserve a life
Caleb, standing just inside the shuttle with a huge gesture back at the open hatch: So deserve it somewhere else!