Smol Gay

26. UK. Quinn. She/Her.

[dctrsdonna-deactivated20200707]

BRO

[heartshop]

[duncebento]

strobe lights and loud music give the hoes sensory overload

[livepoultryfreshkilled]

LOUD MUSIC AND STROBE GIVING THE HOES SENSORY OVERLOAD THEN I MAKE EM SEN-SU-ALL-Y TAKE MY OVER-LOAD HEAR HER ECHOLALIA WHILE SHES STIMMIN ON MY CHODE FEMINIST ASS; I GIVE HER HEAD WHEN WE’RE ON THE ROAD

MISS THING THICK AS HELL CAUSE YOU KNOW I LIKE THEM WIDE SHE/THEY GOT THE PRONOUNS AND A BOTTLE OF BLUE DYE TELLING ME ABOUT HER SPECIAL INTEREST WHEN WE’RE GOING FOR A RIDE ASK ME “IF I HYPERFIXATE ON YOUR COCK CAN YOU INFODUMP INSIDE?”

I LOVE A BITCH WITH AUTISM MAKE HER DO THE FLAPPY HANDS WHEN SHE’S TAKING ALL MY JIZZM MAKE A HOME IN THIS PUSSY NO FUCKING WITH TOURISM WHEN I TELL HER “BLOW ME OFF” I’M NOT USING EUPHEMISM SUCK THE DEMONS OUT MY DICK YOU KNOW I’M TALKING EXORCISM

WHEN MY GIRL GOES NONVERBAL SHE STILL USES THAT TONGUE SWALLOW ME WITH HER RITALIN SO SHE DOESN’T GET HIGH STRUNG WHEN I LET HER HIT THE PEN IT GETS HER COUGHING LIKE BLACK LUNG I LIKE THAT SHE HAS SPECIAL NEEDS AND SHE LOVES THAT I'M NOT HUNG

I BE IN VIP WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS THEY DON'T MIND MY LITTLE DICK ‘CAUSE THEY KNOW I'M A GOOD TIPPER YEAH MY PRINGLES CAN IS TRAVEL SIZED, I’M ROCKIN A FAT ONE THE LADIES LOVE MY PIGGLY WIGGLY, YOU CAN TRUST ME ON THAT SON WHEN IT COMES TO GIRTH AND LENGTH I’M WIDE WHERE MOST ARE LONG BUT THE PANTIES ARE STILL DROPPING WHEN THEY START PLAYING MY SONG

I LOVE THAT INFINITY SYMBOL CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HER TITTIES PETA WANTS ME DEAD THE WAY I’M SLAUGHTERING THESE KITTIES AND FUCK AUTISM PARENTS I'M AN AUTISM DADDY SHE DOESN'T EVEN FUCKIN BLINK WHEN SHE’S POPPING HER ADDY WITH NO VOLUME CONTROL, YEAH I KNOW MY BITCH IS BRATTY SO I PUT IT IN HER MOUTH WHEN I THINK SHE GETS TOO CHATTY

SHE HAS ASD SO I PUT MY ASS ON HER D AND IF HER THROAT IS SORE I PUT HONEY IN HER TEA

HER DYSFUNCTION IS EXECUTIVE BUT MY DYSFUNCTION’S NOT ERECTILE QUITE THE OPPOSITE: I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH EARLY FIRING MY PROJECTILE

MY CUM IS HER SAFETY FOOD THE GIRL IS EATING IT FOR BREAKFAST AND SAYS SHE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT TEXTURE BUT EVERY NIGHT I MAKE HER NECK HURT YEAH, SHE DOESN’T MIND IT WHEN I’M CRASS ESPECIALLY WHEN I SEXT HER

AUTISM SPEAKS WHILE WE MAKE THE BED SQUEAK, FLOORBOARDS CREAK FUCK A PUZZLE PIECE CAUSE THE ONLY THING I’M TRYING TO FIT IS MY DICK BETWEEN HER CHEEKS

ENDING ABLEISM HOES COMMITTING PLAGIARISM EVERY TIME, THE SAME THING ASKING “DID YOU PUT IT IN YET” (I DID)

THIS BITCH MELTDOWN LIKE CHERNOBYL CAN’T STAY THE NIGHT, GOTTA KEEP IT MOBILE CUNT ON EVERY CONTINENT, YOU KNOW MY SHIT IS GLOBAL CALL ME SLUT YOU’RE RIGHT, THESE INTENTIONS ARE NOT NOBLE

I GOT TARDED UP SHAWTIES ON MY LEFT AND MY RIGHT BUT THESE DISCALCULIAC BITCHES CAN’T TELL THEIR LEFT FROM THEIR RIGHT TELL HER WATCH THE TEETH BUT I DON’T MIND WHEN THEY BITE THEY LIKE ME CAUSE I’M SHORT AND I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT HEIGHT

NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS, NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS THEY PUT ME IN THE BACK WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS

NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS, NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS THEY KEEP ME IN THE BACK WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS

NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS, NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS I LIKE IT IN THE BACK WITH THE NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS

NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS, NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPERS CAUSE NOBODY THROWS IT BACK LIKE A NEURODIVERGENT STRIPPER

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[creamypancakebatter]

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

[breelandwalker]

[headspace-hotel]

also "ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic" in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

[headspace-hotel]

"ough watching a show uses so much electricity" on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads

[lilacblossoms]

Thank you for the perspective check

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

Every nurse, doctor, and Healthcare worker could personally murder several sea turtles a piece with tire irons and they would still do less ecological harm than one mid level BP executive.

[sexhaver]

Steam’s little corner notifications when a friend launches a game are so fucking useless and i hope they never get rid of them. yes, please let me know that the kid i met on a maplestory forum in middle school and haven’t spoken to in a decade is playing Train Simulator

[beesmygod]

me watching my friends start up fallout new vegas 30 times in a row before it starts working

[chongoblog]

[carpe-aurore]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[carpe-aurore]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[jame7t]

humans need a glowing weak spot other than the prostate

[transmechanicus]

boobs

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[1ts0kn0ttobeok]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[bug-kisser]

If I had mandibles I'd clack them together like tongs all the time

[etherealspacejelly]

this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it

buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell

leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist

put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.

when that little voice in your head says "i dont need to write that down, ill remember it" that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!

plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.

if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge

if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.

its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because "this shouldn't be this hard". it is hard, so make it easier.

[the-last-teabender]

You have no idea how pleased I am that more and more people are accepting the healthy middle ground between the equally unhealthy "I must be able to do things normally or else" and "I am neurodivergent so there is no hope for me."

Accommodating my ADHD is an ongoing process because discovering where those problems are is an ongoing process. But the minute I have even one thing on lock, it helps me start hunting down those other things and fixing them.

(Also Bird's Eye steamfresh bags are a godsend, especially the ones that have pasta or rice included.)

[whatbigotspost]

This advice is excellent and applicable for lots of neurotypical folks too!

I didn’t understand my adhd until way late in life but everything I’ve ever done that I thought I had figured out a hack for adulting has turned out to be adhd coping skills I stumbled into.

[roach-works]

overworking and undersleeping makes even the most normal people start to break down and show the same dysfunctions adhd and autistic people deal with regularly: memory and focus issues, problems regulating emotions and coping with sensory overload, difficulty with time and resource management.

if you're dealing with long hours and little rest, or illness, or grief, or school, or shitty parents or awful coworkers, you deserve to make things easier on yourself.

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

[forsovngarde]

[stillmuseum]

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[disast3rtransp0rt]

As someone who took etiquette lessons, politeness is an incredibly effective tool for disarming bigots. You can either force them to reconsider their words/actions by directly and calmly confronting their behavior (by using the rules of society in your favor), or you can dip entirely while they appear to be in the wrong.

Both options are great.

Because the thing is, when bigots pick fights, they are 100% counting on you to get louder than them. Or meaner. They want you to react emotionally and provide fodder for their 'You're Too Emotionally Immature To Understand' cannon.

What they aren't expecting you to do is say one of the following phrases in a polite, concerned tone:

Are you okay?

That's not the kind of language I was raised to use with others.

Do you need a moment to think on why that wasn't acceptable?

This is no way to engage in intelligent conversation. Please try that again in a kinder tone if you'd like this to continue. (I really like this one because it lets you turn their public-shame rhetoric around)

For those of you who'd are spiteful and/or dealing with Fundamentalists/Evangelicals/generally shitty Christians:

What's happening in your life to cause you this much anger? I can't imagine hurting so badly that I need to hurt other people.

Who taught you it was acceptable to treat other people this way? Certainly not the Jesus I remember.

Whatever happened to 'judge not lest ye be judged'?

If I talked like that in front of my parents or grandparents I would be ashamed.

I think there's something you need to pray on before we try and have this conversation.

And my all time favorite:

"It sounds to me like there are some seriously dark and angry forces at work in your heart."

(Nothing stops a Christian bigot in their tracks faster than implying the Devil is causing their bigotry. But you MUST be calm, polite, and gentle with your tone and wording. It is absolutely fair to twist the rules and play them at their own game, but you gotta play hard.)

TLDR: It's much faster to use etiquette, politeness, and rhetoric reversal when eviscerating idiots online and in person, because they aren't expecting you to weaponize their behaviors back in their direction. Don't get angry, get spitefully polite! :)

[frozenknight]

Wheres that fucking tweet

[frozenknight]

[anexperimentallife]

[xxxprogamer67xxx]

@amtrak-official

[queer-as-city-folk]

Also like, transit doesn't need to make a profit, it creates money by allowing people to move easier. We dump hundreds of billions into the interstates and they have never made a singe cent of money back for us because we know the money created by allowing for the movement of individuals outways the money spent

[tyaz]

Found this and I swear there's no image better fitted to describe my drinking experience

[harcodia]

I want you to know I found this one.... So to see the another one was hilarious

[darkcomedies]

[beardedmrbean]

[captainsquare]

They should add bigfoot to War Thunder so someone will leak classified documents proving it exists

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[alternamarian]