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Indulge in the perfect blend of flavors with these gluten-free bourbon pumpkin cheesecake brownies. Rich chocolatey brownie meets creamy pumpkin cheesecake swirled with bourbon-infused goodness, creating a decadent treat for any occasion.

Ingredients: For the brownie layer:. 1/2 cup unsalted butter. 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips. 3/4 cup granulated sugar. 2 large eggs. 1 teaspoon vanilla extract. 1/2 cup pumpkin puree. 1/2 cup almond flour. 2 tablespoons cocoa powder. 1/4 teaspoon salt. For the cheesecake layer:. 8 ounces cream cheese, softened. 1/4 cup granulated sugar. 1 large egg. 2 tablespoons bourbon. 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract. For garnish:. Powdered sugar optional. Whipped cream optional.

Instructions: Preheat the oven to 350F 175C. Grease an 8x8-inch baking pan and line with parchment paper, leaving overhang on the sides for easy removal. In a small saucepan, melt the butter and chocolate chips over low heat, stirring constantly. Once melted, remove from heat and let cool slightly. In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the sugar, eggs, and vanilla extract until well combined. Stir in the pumpkin puree. Add the melted chocolate mixture to the pumpkin mixture and stir until smooth. In a separate bowl, whisk together the almond flour, cocoa powder, and salt. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients, stirring until just combined. Pour the brownie batter into the prepared baking pan and spread it out evenly. In another mixing bowl, beat the cream cheese and sugar until smooth. Add the egg, bourbon, and vanilla extract, and beat until creamy. Pour the cheesecake mixture over the brownie batter and spread it out evenly. Using a knife or skewer, swirl the two batters together to create a marbled effect. Bake in the preheated oven for 25-30 minutes, or until the edges are set and the center is slightly jiggly. Remove from the oven and let cool completely in the pan on a wire rack. Once cooled, refrigerate for at least 2 hours before slicing into squares. Dust with powdered sugar and serve with whipped cream, if desired. Enjoy!

Prep Time: 20 minutes

Cook Time: 30 minutes

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Indulge in the irresistible flavors of fresh berries and buttermilk in this gluten-free cake.

Ingredients: 1 1/2 cups gluten-free all-purpose flour. 1 cup granulated sugar. 1 teaspoon baking powder. 1/2 teaspoon baking soda. 1/2 teaspoon salt. 3/4 cup buttermilk. 1/2 cup unsalted butter, melted. 2 large eggs. 1 teaspoon vanilla extract. 1 1/2 cups mixed berries such as blueberries, raspberries, and strawberries.

Instructions: Warm the oven up to 175F 350C. A 9-inch round cake pan should be greased and floured. Gluten-free flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt should all be mixed together in a large bowl. Use a whisk to mix the melted butter, eggs, vanilla extract, and buttermilk in a different bowl. Add the wet ingredients to the dry ones and mix them together until they are just mixed. Add the mixed berries slowly. When the cake pan is ready, pour the batter into it and spread it out evenly. After the oven is hot, bake it for 35 to 40 minutes, or until a toothpick stuck in the middle comes out clean. The cake should cool in the pan for 10 minutes before being moved to a wire rack to cool all the way down. Cut and serve. Have fun with your tasty gluten-free berry buttermilk cake!

Prep Time: 15 minutes

Cook Time: 35 minutes

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These Keto crepes are a delicious low-carb alternative to traditional crepes. They are easy to make and perfect for a keto-friendly breakfast or dessert.

Ingredients: 2 large eggs. 2 oz cream cheese. 1 tsp almond flour. 1/2 tsp vanilla extract. 1/4 tsp stevia or erythritol optional. Pinch of salt. Cooking spray or butter for the pan.

Instructions: In a blender, combine eggs, cream cheese, almond flour, vanilla extract, sweetener if using, and a pinch of salt. Blend until the batter is smooth and well combined. Heat a non-stick skillet or crepe pan over medium-low heat and lightly grease it with cooking spray or butter. Pour a small amount of the batter into the pan, swirling it around to evenly coat the bottom. Cook for about 1-2 minutes until the edges start to lift and the crepe is lightly browned on the bottom. Carefully flip the crepe and cook for another 1-2 minutes on the other side. Repeat the process with the remaining batter, adding a little more cooking spray or butter to the pan as needed. Serve your Keto crepes with your favorite low-carb toppings such as berries, whipped cream, or sugar-free syrup. Enjoy!

Prep Time: 10 minutes

Cook Time: 20 minutes

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A simple yet flavorful dish combining the crunchiness of asparagus with the savory taste of prosciutto. Perfect for those following a Whole30 or Paleo diet.

Ingredients: 12 asparagus spears, trimmed. 6 slices prosciutto. 2 tbsp olive oil. Salt and pepper to taste.

Instructions: Get the oven ready by heating it up to 400F 200C. Add salt and pepper to the asparagus spears and toss them with olive oil. Place a slice of prosciutto around the end of each asparagus spear. On a baking sheet with parchment paper on it, put the asparagus that has been wrapped. Put it in the oven for 12 to 15 minutes, or until the prosciutto is golden and the asparagus is soft.

Prep Time: 10 minutes

Cook Time: 15 minutes

Alvaret Shopp Kaniner

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Chuck's Super Burger is a classic and delicious burger recipe that's perfect for grilling season. With juicy beef patties, melted cheddar cheese, and a tangy sauce, it's a crowd-pleaser for any cookout.

Ingredients: 1 lb ground beef. 1/2 cup diced onions. 1/4 cup diced pickles. 4 slices cheddar cheese. 4 hamburger buns. 1/4 cup ketchup. 1/4 cup mayonnaise. 1 tbsp mustard. 1 tsp salt. 1/2 tsp black pepper. Lettuce leaves. Tomato slices.

Instructions: In a bowl, combine ground beef, diced onions, salt, and black pepper. Mix well and form into 4 burger patties. Preheat grill to medium-high heat. Grill the burger patties for about 4-5 minutes per side, or until they reach your desired level of doneness. During the last minute of cooking, add a slice of cheddar cheese on each patty. While the burgers are cooking, toast the hamburger buns on the grill for about 1-2 minutes until they are lightly browned. In a small bowl, mix together ketchup, mayonnaise, and mustard to make the sauce. Assemble the burgers by placing a lettuce leaf and a tomato slice on the bottom half of each bun. Top with a burger patty with melted cheese, diced pickles, and a generous drizzle of the sauce. Place the top bun on top and secure with a toothpick. Serve immediately and enjoy your super burger!

Prep Time: 15 minutes

Cook Time: 10 minutes

Scott Barley

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This Paleo-friendly recipe for homemade lemon and herb whole chicken is bursting with fresh flavors from garlic, rosemary, thyme, and lemon. It's a simple yet delicious dish perfect for a family dinner or special occasion.

Ingredients: 1 whole chicken about 3-4 pounds. 2 lemons, sliced. 4 cloves garlic, minced. 2 tablespoons fresh rosemary, chopped. 2 tablespoons fresh thyme, chopped. 2 tablespoons olive oil. Salt and pepper to taste.

Instructions: Preheat your oven to 375F 190C. In a small bowl, mix together minced garlic, chopped rosemary, chopped thyme, olive oil, salt, and pepper to create a marinade. Rub the marinade all over the chicken, including under the skin and inside the cavity. Place sliced lemons inside the cavity of the chicken. Truss the chicken with kitchen twine if desired. Transfer the chicken to a roasting pan or baking dish. Roast the chicken in the preheated oven for about 1 hour and 15 minutes to 1 hour and 30 minutes, or until the internal temperature reaches 165F 74C when measured with a meat thermometer inserted into the thickest part of the thigh without touching the bone. Once done, remove the chicken from the oven and let it rest for 10 minutes before carving. Serve the lemon and herb whole chicken with your favorite Paleo-friendly side dishes.

Prep Time: 15 minutes

Cook Time: 75 minutes

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These Mini Turtle Pumpkin Cheesecakes Crepes are a great way to enjoy the tasty flavors of pumpkin, cream cheese, and caramel. They are the perfect fall dessert because they are both sweet and savory.

Ingredients: 1 cup all-purpose flour. 2 tablespoons granulated sugar. 1/4 teaspoon salt. 1 1/2 cups milk. 2 large eggs. 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted. 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract. 1/4 cup pumpkin puree. 1/4 cup cream cheese, softened. 2 tablespoons brown sugar. 2 tablespoons chopped pecans. 2 tablespoons chocolate chips. Caramel sauce for drizzling.

Instructions: Put the all-purpose flour, granulated sugar, and salt in a bowl and mix them together. Mix the milk, eggs, melted butter, and vanilla extract in a different bowl using an electric mixer. Mix the wet and dry ingredients together slowly while whisking them together. Split the crepe batter in half, making two equal parts. Add the pumpkin puree to one part and mix it in well. Add the softened cream cheese and brown sugar to the other half and mix until smooth. Put a nonstick skillet over medium-high heat and use cooking spray or butter to lightly coat it. Add a little pumpkin crepe batter to the pan and swirl it around to cover the bottom evenly. Cook the crepe for one to two minutes, or until it's set and the bottom is just barely brown. It needs to be cooked on the other side for another minute or two. Do it again with the batter for the cream cheese crepes. Stack the crepes on a plate to serve. Put chocolate chips and chopped pecans on top of the cream cheese crepe. Spread the pumpkin filling on one half of each crepe and the cream cheese filling on the other half. Fold each crepe in half to make a half-moon shape. Pour caramel sauce over the crepes that have been folded. Take a bite of your warm Mini Turtle Pumpkin Cheesecake Crepes and enjoy them!

Prep Time: 15 minutes

Cook Time: 15 minutes

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This vegan banana bread is moist, flavorful, and easy to make. It's perfect for breakfast, dessert, or a snack any time of the day!

Ingredients: 4 ripe bananas. 1/4 cup unsweetened almond milk. 1/4 cup melted coconut oil. 1/2 cup maple syrup. 1 teaspoon vanilla extract. 2 cups whole wheat flour. 1 teaspoon baking powder. 1/2 teaspoon baking soda. 1/2 teaspoon salt. 1/2 cup chopped walnuts optional.

Instructions: Preheat oven to 350F 175C. In a large bowl, mash the bananas. Add almond milk, melted coconut oil, maple syrup, and vanilla extract to the mashed bananas. Mix well. In a separate bowl, whisk together whole wheat flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Combine wet and dry ingredients, stirring until just combined. Do not overmix. Fold in chopped walnuts if desired. Pour batter into a greased loaf pan. Bake for 50-60 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. Allow the banana bread to cool in the pan for 10 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely.

Prep Time: 15 minutes

Cook Time: 60 minutes

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Enjoy the delicious flavors of this Dragon Roll Sushi, which is made with sushi rice, a nori sheet, and creamy avocado. The spicy mayo gives it a kick. With sesame seeds and a tasty eel sauce on top, this sushi dish is sure to satisfy your cravings and impress your guests.

Ingredients: 2 cups sushi rice. 4 sheets nori seaweed. 1 avocado, sliced. 8 large shrimp, cooked and deveined. 1/2 cup mayonnaise. 2 tablespoons sriracha sauce. 1 tablespoon sesame oil. 1 teaspoon soy sauce. 1 teaspoon rice vinegar. 1/2 teaspoon sugar. Sesame seeds, for garnish. Eel sauce, for drizzling.

Instructions: Follow the directions on the package to make the sushi rice, then let it cool. Put sugar, sesame oil, soy sauce, rice vinegar, and sriracha sauce in a bowl and mix them together to make spicy mayo. On a bamboo sushi mat, put a sheet of nori. Cover the nori with a thin layer of sushi rice, leaving about an inch of space at the top. Place cooked shrimp and slices of avocado along the bottom edge of the nori. Using the bamboo mat to roll the sushi tightly, seal the edge with water. Separate the sushi roll into 8 equal parts. Pour eel sauce over each piece and sprinkle sesame seeds on top of each one. Serve right away and enjoy!

Prep Time: 30 minutes

Cook Time: 0 minutes

La Molina

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A delicious low carb version of the classic corned beef and cabbage recipe, perfect for those following a keto diet.

Ingredients: 3 lbs corned beef brisket. 1 head cabbage, cut into wedges. 4 cups beef broth. 1 onion, sliced. 4 cloves garlic, minced. 1 tablespoon whole black peppercorns. 1 tablespoon mustard seeds. 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar. 1 tablespoon olive oil. Salt and pepper to taste.

Instructions: Use salt, pepper, and olive oil to coat the corned beef brisket. In the bottom of the Instant Pot or Crock Pot, put the onion, garlic, peppercorns, mustard seeds, and apple cider vinegar. Put in beef broth. On top of the onions, put the corned beef brisket. In the Instant Pot, cook on high pressure for 90 minutes. In the Crock Pot, cook on low heat for 8 hours. When the corned beef is done, carefully take it out of the Instant Pot by letting the pressure out. Boil the water and add the cabbage wedges to it. In the Instant Pot, cook for 5 minutes more or for 1 hour more in the Crock Pot until the cabbage is soft. Serve corned beef with cabbage wedges and cut it against the grain. Have fun!

Prep Time: 15 minutes

Cook Time: 90 Instant Pot / 480 Crock Pot

Alex Socratis

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This Chilled Cucumber and Dill Greek Yogurt Soup is a perfect summer dish, known for its cool and refreshing taste. It's a blend of cucumbers, Greek yogurt, and dill, creating a creamy and tangy soup that's both delicious and nutritious. Serve it as an appetizer or a light meal on a hot day.

Ingredients: 2 large cucumbers, peeled and diced. 2 cups Greek yogurt. 1/4 cup fresh dill, chopped. 1 clove garlic, minced. 1 tablespoon olive oil. 1 tablespoon lemon juice. Salt and pepper to taste. 1/2 cup cold water. Ice cubes optional. Fresh dill sprigs for garnish.

Instructions: In a blender, combine the diced cucumbers, Greek yogurt, chopped dill, minced garlic, olive oil, and lemon juice. Blend until smooth and creamy, adding the cold water gradually until you reach your desired soup consistency. Season the soup with salt and pepper to taste. If you prefer a colder soup, you can add a few ice cubes and blend again. Chill the soup in the refrigerator for at least 1 hour before serving. To serve, ladle the chilled cucumber and dill Greek yogurt soup into bowls. Garnish with fresh dill sprigs and a drizzle of olive oil if desired. Enjoy your refreshing and healthy chilled cucumber and dill Greek yogurt soup!

Prep Time: 15 minutes

Cook Time: 0 minutes

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This elegant dish features succulent duck breasts glazed with a sweet and tangy raspberry sauce infused with the delicate flavors of Southbrook Framboise wine. The richness of the duck is perfectly complemented by the fruity notes of the wine, creating a harmonious balance of flavors that will impress any dinner guest.

Ingredients: 2 duck breasts. 1 cup Southbrook Framboise wine. 1/4 cup raspberry jam. 2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar. Salt and pepper to taste. Fresh rosemary for garnish.

Instructions: Score the duck breasts' skin and sprinkle them with a lot of salt and pepper. Put Southbrook Framboise wine, raspberry jam, and balsamic vinegar in a small saucepan. Bring to a simmer over medium-low heat and cook, stirring every now and then, until the liquid is reduced by half. Set a skillet over medium-high heat to warm it up. Put the duck breasts on the grill with the skin side down. Cook for 6 to 8 minutes, or until the skin is golden brown and crispy. Turn the meat over and cook for another two to three minutes, or longer if you like it more done. Take the duck breasts out of the pan and let them rest for a few minutes. Then cut them into pieces. Spread the raspberry glaze on top of the duck breasts that have been sliced, and then add some fresh rosemary on top. Serve right away and enjoy!

Prep Time: 15 minutes

Cook Time: 20 minutes

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With this barbecue glaze on top of deep-fried ribs, you can get the perfect mix of crispy and sticky. This is a tasty take on traditional barbecue ribs that will make you want more.

Ingredients: 2 racks of baby back ribs. 1 cup all-purpose flour. 1 cup cornstarch. 1 tablespoon garlic powder. 1 tablespoon onion powder. 1 teaspoon smoked paprika. 1 teaspoon salt. 1/2 teaspoon black pepper. 4 cups vegetable oil for frying. 1 cup barbecue sauce. 1/4 cup honey. 2 tablespoons soy sauce. 2 tablespoons rice vinegar. 1 tablespoon Sriracha sauce. Sesame seeds and chopped green onions for garnish.

Instructions: Get the deep fryer ready by heating it up to 375F 190C. Separate the racks of ribs into single ribs. Add the garlic powder, onion powder, smoked paprika, salt, and black pepper to a bowl and mix them together. Be sure to coat each rib evenly with the flour mixture. Carefully put the ribs into the hot oil and fry them for about 5 to 7 minutes per batch, until they are golden brown and crispy. Before putting the ribs on a paper towel-lined plate to drain, take them out of the oil. Put honey, soy sauce, rice vinegar, Sriracha, and barbecue sauce in a saucepan. Warm the sauce up until it gets a little thicker. After the ribs are fried, coat them well with the sticky barbecue sauce. Before serving, top with chopped green onions and sesame seeds.

Prep Time: 20 minutes

Cook Time: 20 minutes

Zoe Stylz

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This quick and easy sun-dried tomato chicken recipe is perfect for a low-carb keto meal. The combination of savory chicken, rich sun-dried tomatoes, and creamy sauce makes for a deliciously satisfying dish.

Ingredients: 4 chicken breasts. 1/4 cup sun-dried tomatoes, chopped. 2 cloves garlic, minced. 1/2 cup chicken broth. 1/4 cup heavy cream. 2 tablespoons olive oil. Salt and pepper to taste. Fresh basil leaves for garnish.

Instructions: Season chicken breasts with salt and pepper. In a skillet, heat olive oil over medium-high heat. Add chicken breasts and cook until browned on both sides, about 5-6 minutes per side. Remove chicken from skillet and set aside. In the same skillet, add minced garlic and chopped sun-dried tomatoes. Cook for 1-2 minutes until fragrant. Pour in chicken broth and scrape up any browned bits from the bottom of the skillet. Stir in heavy cream and let the sauce simmer for 2-3 minutes until slightly thickened. Return chicken breasts to the skillet, spooning sauce over them. Simmer for another 2-3 minutes until chicken is cooked through and sauce has thickened. Garnish with fresh basil leaves before serving.

Prep Time: 10 minutes

Cook Time: 20 minutes

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These super soft chocolate chip cookies are a delightful treat that everyone will love. They are perfectly chewy with a rich, chocolatey flavor that's hard to resist. Great for any occasion or a sweet indulgence.

Ingredients: 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour. 1/2 teaspoon baking soda. 1 cup unsalted butter, softened. 1/2 cup granulated sugar. 1 cup packed light-brown sugar. 1 teaspoon salt. 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract. 2 large eggs. 2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips.

Instructions: Preheat your oven to 350F 175C. In a small bowl, whisk together the flour and baking soda, then set aside. In a large mixing bowl, cream together the softened butter, granulated sugar, light-brown sugar, and salt until it's light and fluffy. Beat in the vanilla extract and eggs until the mixture is well combined. Gradually add the dry flour mixture to the wet ingredients, mixing until just combined. Stir in the semi-sweet chocolate chips. Drop rounded tablespoons of cookie dough onto ungreased baking sheets, leaving enough space between each for the cookies to spread. Bake in the preheated oven for 10-12 minutes, or until the edges are golden but the centers are still soft. Be careful not to overbake as the cookies will continue to cook a bit on the hot baking sheet out of the oven. Remove from the oven and let the cookies cool on the baking sheets for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to cool completely. Enjoy your super soft and delicious chocolate chip cookies!

Prep Time: 15 minutes

Cook Time: 10 minutes

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A simple yet flavorful way to enjoy a baked potato with a twist!

Ingredients: 1 large potato. 2 tablespoons olive oil. Salt and pepper to taste. Optional: herbs or spices of choice.

Instructions: Preheat oven to 400F 200C. Wash and scrub the potato thoroughly. Slice the potato thinly, leaving the bottom intact so the slices stay connected. Place the potato on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Brush the potato with olive oil, ensuring it gets in between the slices. Season with salt, pepper, and any desired herbs or spices. Bake for 40-45 minutes, or until the potato is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Serve hot and enjoy!

Prep Time: 10 minutes

Cook Time: 45 minutes

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A delicious twist on the classic grilled cheese sandwich, featuring crispy bacon and spicy sriracha sauce.

Ingredients: 4 slices bacon. 2 tablespoons sriracha sauce. 4 slices bread. 4 slices cheddar cheese. Butter, for grilling.

Instructions: After cooking bacon until it's crispy, cut it up into little pieces. Cover two pieces of bread with sriracha sauce. Put two pieces of cheddar cheese and sriracha sauce on each of the two pieces of bread. Put equal amounts of chopped bacon on top of the cheese slices. Put the last two slices of bread on top to make a sandwich. On the outside of each sandwich, spread butter. Set the pan on medium heat and add the sandwiches. To make the bread golden brown and the cheese melty, flip it over once and cook for another three to four minutes on each side. Take out of the pan and let cool a bit before serving.

Prep Time: 10 minutes

Cook Time: 8 minutes

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