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*wheezing* I hate this goddamn site so much
hey please for the love of god when youre hearing news about gas prices and increasing oil production:
remember that there are people still fighting against pipelines poisoning indigenous land and water. do NOT forget about us in the midst of all this.
qadashdinex, zisan! chin'an shida!
listen to me, stand up! thank you, friend!
disney employees are starting a full week of walkouts leading to their big walkout on march 22nd, 2022. theyāve asked people to not use disney products during this week. (no disney+, hulu, espn, playing games, watching videos, reviewing/blogging about any of their IP, no going to the parks). this is a targeted and timed action you can concretely participate in.
theyāre asking people to also support by using those hashtags and to sign their petition in solidarity.
disney is now pausing all political donations in florida and is now supporting groups going against the donāt say bill but letās get one thing clear: the ONLY reason theyāre doing this is because they got called out by their employees AND lgbt people. if that didnāt happen they wouldāve gladly continued supporting the suppression of human rights.
when pride month comes around do NOT let them pretend that they werenāt going mask off
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the rule of eating him is whenever you see it you have to say eating him
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thank you eating him
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being a self-taught artist with no formal training is having done art seriously since you were a young teenager and only finding out that youāre supposed to do warm up sketches every time youāre about to work on serious art when youāre fuckin twenty-five
someone: oh yeah, do this exercise during your warm ups! itāll help
me: my what
Whatās up I have an actual college degree in art and I was never ONCE taught to do warm ups.
when i was in undergrad, it was kind of mentioned in and offhand way that we should do warmups, but we were never shown what that meant. And, yāknow, we were young so it didnāt matter so much.Ā
Being older now and having an art job itāsā¦kind of essential.Ā
So: a quick primer for those of you who are likeĀ āok but how do i actually go about doing this warmup thing.āĀ
1) you may be tempted to doĀ āa warmup drawingā which is just a drawing that will take longer than it needed to and probably be frustrating and kind of bad because you didnāt warm up first. Itās tempting but always a trick your brain is playing on you! Do not trust!Ā
2) warmups will vary based on what feels good to you/what task youāre about to do/what motor skills you want to practice. That being said, some good standbys:
a) circles. Just a whole page of circles on whatever drawing surface youāre going to be using, whether thatās your tablet or your sketchbook or a drawing pad on an easel. For these circles you should make sure that youāre drawing from your shoulder and not your wrist. In fact, you want to be drawing from your shoulder rather than your wrist most of the time! forever! your wrist is delicate please preserve it!Ā
In order to ensure that youāre drawing from your shoulder, when youāre holding your pencil or whatever drawing tool youāre using, the only part of your hand that should be touching the drawing surface is part of the last two fingersāsome people prefer the finger tips, but I tend to favor the first knuckles. Either way, the fingers should really be ghosting over the surface, providing guidance rather than support.Ā
I usually start with big circles and then go to smaller circles and lines of ellipses, and then try to fit circles and ellipses inside other shapes iāve already drawn as a precision exercise, but i donāt do that unless iām feeling loose
b) spirals! i donāt always do spirals, but if iām stiff and the circles just arenāt cutting it, spirals are a good fall back. I start from the center and work outward, going both clockwise and counterclockwise until i feel comfortable with the whole range of motion. Some people really care about getting perfect spirals but for me itās all about making sure iām comfortable with how iām moving so who really even cares about how the spirals look. Not me!Ā
c) lines! straight lines! in parallel! i do a mix of vertical, horizontal, and diagonal. These are often more from the elbow than the shoulder, especially if Iām working on a smaller surface. For this exercise, I recommend holding the drawing tool perpendicular with the surface
d) connect the dots. This is a precision and accuracy exercise and takes two forms. The first is to draw two dots and then draw a straight line between them. The second is to draw three dots and draw the curve that connects them. This sounds a lot simpler than it is in practice. Take time to ghost over the line you plan to draw before actually committing to your line. (I donāt always remember where I picked up my warm up exercises, but Iām pretty sure I got this one from Scott Robertson. His how to draw and how to render books are very technical but also accessible and worth checking out)
e) cubes, spheres, cones, and cylinders. These help get your brain into a more volumetric space. I draw multiples of each, rotating the forms around, and Iāll often take the time to do some rough shading on at least a few of them
f) spidermans! This one is really good if youāre going to be storyboarding or working on dynamic poses. Just fill a page full of spidermans doing all sorts of acrobatics.Ā
g) beans. I donāt do beans too much anymore, but I know a lot of people like it so Iām mentioning it here. Fill an area with different size bean shapes without lifting your pencil off the paper.Ā
h) short medium and long line repetition. draw a short, medium, and long line on your page, and then draw directly on top of them 8 to 12 times, doing your best to exactly trace what youāve already drawing. Repeat with a wavy line. Iām bad at this one, which means I probably need to do it more.Ā
And there are lots more options too! Hit up youtube to see what other people recommend, put together your own go-to list, mix it up when youāre getting bored, etc.Ā
This is a long list, I know, but I usually donāt take more than 10 to 15 minutes to warm up, and I can warm up one handed while Iām drinking coffee, so, multitasking hurrah.Ā
Sometimes Iāll advance to a precision warmup and find that I havenāt loosened up enough yet; itās totally ok to go back to an earlier exercise! Also, all of this has the added benefit of kind of ritualistically getting you into the drawing mode so even if Iām not feeling it before I start, by the time Iāve gotten to the end Iām usually Ready For Drawinā. Brain hacks.Ā
so, yeah! thatās a lot of words, but! Warmups are important! Save your joints, take less advil, do better drawings!Ā
How on earth are you supposed to draw from a sholder? might as well tell me to draw from the foot. It makes no sense
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Reblogging to save a wrist
Save a wrist, draw a Spiderman
Hey students, hereās a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while youāre seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up withĀ ādear hello, I am sick and not sure if Iāll be alive to come tomorrow and Iām sorry, best slutantions, [name]ā.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, Iād probably believe they were sick.
āSlutantionsā has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
āI amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blueā
the subject line was āOWā
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN āOWā
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class Iād passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line āyou good?ā
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Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so thereās about a month and a half block of time where Iām taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.
Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldnāt come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like āNot sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.ā I didnāt think until the next day that it probably wasnāt socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you werenāt coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that sheād printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.
Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.
IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.
Itās even worse than i remember it
I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.
There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.
Minotaur in his kitchen
me: why are you destroying earth!!!
aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak
me: thats fair i understand
For some reason I find this all the more amusing because itās written in English
moi: pourquoi vous dƩtruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah Ƨa c'est bien
ich: warum zerstƶrt ihr die erde!!!
aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen
ich: das ist fair ich verstehe
ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af þvà að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumÔl sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit à þessu. ég skil.
ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!
aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken
ik: oh zo, ik snap het
minƤ: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?
alienit: koska tƤƤl on ihmisiƤ joitten mielestƤ englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten tƤytyy puhua
minƤ: toi on reilua, ymmƤrrƤn
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å®å®äŗŗ: č±čŖććåćåæ č¦ććŖććØęćäŗŗćććććć§ć
ē§: ćŖćć»ć©ććććć¾ćć
me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!
aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt
me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ikāt
aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!
shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan
aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad
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ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!
taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe
ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko
Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..
tĆ“i: tįŗ”i sao cĆ”c ngʰį»i hį»§y diį»t trĆ”i Äįŗ„t!!! ngʰį»i ngoĆ i hĆ nh tinh: bį»i vƬ có ngʰį»i nghÄ© rįŗ±ng tiįŗæng Anh lĆ thứ tiįŗæng duy nhįŗ„t mĆ hį» cįŗ§n biįŗæt tĆ“i: į» thįŗæ thƬ tĆ“i hiį»u
Eu: Por que vocĆŖs estĆ£o destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque hĆ” pessoas que pensam que o inglĆŖs Ć© a Ćŗnica lĆngua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso Ć© justo, eu entendo.
jag: varfƶr fƶrintar ni jorden!!!
utomjordingar: fƶr det finns folk som tror att engelska Ƥr det Ƥnda sprƄket de behƶver kunna
jag: rimligt, jag fƶrstƄr
JĆ”: ProÄ niÄĆte Zemi?
MimozemŔńani: Protože tu jsou lidĆ©, kteÅĆ si myslĆ, že angliÄtina je jediný jazyk, který potÅebujĆ znĆ”t
JƔ: To je fƩr, to chƔpu.
ja: dlaczego niszczycie ZiemiÄ?
kosmici: ponieważ sÄ ludzie, którzy myÅlÄ , że angielski to jedyny jÄzyk, którego potrzebujÄ
ja: rozumiem, w porzÄ dku
io: perchĆØ state distruggendo la terra!!!
alieni: perchĆØ ci sono delle persone che credono che lāinglese sia lāunica lingua di cui hanno bisogno
io: capisco, mi sembra giusto
Yo: porquƩ estƔs destruyendo la tierra!?!?
Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.
Yo: te entiendo, es justo.
ŠÆ: ŠŠ¾ŃŠµŠ¼Ń Š²Ń ŃŠ½ŠøŃŃŠ¾Š¶Š°ŠµŃе ŠŠµŠ¼Š»Ń?!?! ŠŠ½Š¾ŠæŠ»Š°Š½ŠµŃŃŠ½Šµ: ŠŠ¾ŃŠ¾Š¼Ń ŃŃŠ¾ еŃŃŃ Š»ŃŠ“Šø, ŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ¾ŃŃŠµ ŃŃŠøŃаŃŃ, ŃŃŠ¾ им Š½Ńжно Š³Š¾Š²Š¾ŃŠøŃŃ ŃŠ¾Š»Ńко по-Š°Š½Š³Š»ŠøŠ¹ŃŠŗŠø. ŠÆ: Š, Š½Ń ŠæŠ¾Š½ŃŃŠ½Š¾, ŃŠ¾Š³Š“а лаГно!
A modern Rosetta stone.
Onipa: ad3n ti na woo se3 ewuasi
3wiamu nii: efri s3 nkāfuā bi wā ho a āmo fri s3 brāfo ne kasa p3 a ehyia āmo
Onipa: a, ma te ase
Yessssssss I love the sign language addition! @polygamouscaterpillar
This is like the side-by-side plates of the Lordās Prayer in the historical linguistics textbook except so much better
This is the most educational shitpost Iāve ever seen
unfortunately Iām watching supernatural and someone on screen said āthere are No Wolves in pennsylvaniaā and I was like. what a bold incorrect statement. where did they possibly get that idea from. so I googled itā¦google is insisting there are no wild wolves in pa?? except Iāve Seen wolves here?? there used to be a wolf that would hang out in my backyard and roam around the neighborhood?? like Everyone knew about this wolf we assumed he lived on the golf course and would come to our yards if he got spooked by golfers (very quiet block). like we all thought he just lost his pack or whatever so people just gave him a wide space and let him chill, he didnāt try to break into any houses or attack any pets but this was definitely. a wild wolf. where. where did he come from what do you MEAN there arenāt wolves in pennsylvania Iām literally spiraling right now
still feeling so gut-punched over this
To be fair, PA also said āwe did not reintroduce mountain lions, they are not there, youāre seeing really big house cats, please keep coming to the parks and camp sites and ignore that video, that was totally not a mountain lion, someone took last weekā
okay Iām sorry but this came up on pinterest and I Screamed
you are the state of Pennsylvania (allegedly)
i just showed this to a friend from pennsylvania and 1. theyre losing their mind bc theyve seen mountain lions which prompted them to look it up which leads me to 2. this fucking bonkers article
[caption: āWeāve been here 45 years and Iāve probably been told by people at least 100 t imes that theyāve seen a cougar or mountain lion,ā said owner Vince Hall. āI kind of doubt they saw a cougar, but Iām not God.ā]
PA: I canāt believe weāve lost all our native apex predators Citizens of PA: thereās a mountain lion right there PA: sometimes we can still hear the sound of them scaring away tourists
ā¦PA has fucking EMUS and you want me to believe we have no wolves or mountain lions?
what the fuck do you mean we have emus
http://emusontheridge.com/ https://www.abc27.com/news/us-world/strange/update-runaway-perry-county-emu-found-after-seven-months-on-the-run/
Rescuers still don't know what the animal is... and now it's on the loose.
what the fuck is happening in pennsylvania
As a regretful born and raised Pennsylvanian, we have wolves, coywolves, mountain lions, lynx, and coyotes. Not a single person in authority will admit to there being anything but coyotes and lynx. If you see a cougar, they will tell you you saw a lynx. If you see a wolf, they will tell you you saw a coyote. Ignore the massive differences in sizes. No one knows what a coywolf is but we have them. I have seen a cougar with my own two goddamned eyes. There is an entire nature park whose main attractions are the cougars and wolves (and bison but weāre not talking about them) - itās called Pennās Cave, itās been there forever. Everyone I know has seen a cougar or wolf at least once in the woods.
So what Iām getting at is donāt trust the government.
They literally even taught us in school about how all the wolves in Pennsylvania had been killed and thatās why we had such a deer problem.
Not kidding.
guy at petsmart kept referring to his single dog with they/them pronouns and I have no idea if it was because he was picking up on queer vibes from us and trying to subtly advertise his solidarity or if he had a non-binary dog
i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime
i hate when you go to someone's home and there's no obvious hand towel... cheers i'll just dry off on your cock and balls towel then. since you don't care.
You ever wanna watch or read something but your eyes keep unfocusing and you have to force yourself to focus them again?
Like you zone out, but only with your eyes and not your mind and it's annoying, but it's so hard to get your eyes back to focus?