letâs talk about our random links to celebrities!
serena williamâs husband once bought me & my classmates a round of whisky
also he co-founded reddit but thatâs less important than being married to serena williams
My sister hit David Suzuki with a shopping cart
While working a merch booth at a concert I once sold a shirt to Cameron Diaz with (at the time) Lindsay Lohanâs Girlfriend and remarked about Lohan being jealous to a friend. The next customer was Diazâ agent.
My step-uncle-in-law (son of lady who married my grandfather after my dadâs mom passed) died of an overdose at Carrie Fisherâs house.
I sold an inflatable toupee to Sir Ian McKellan in Oakland. He was in a play with Patrick Stewart and was buying for him. I swear to the Lady his eyes fucking twinkled when he brought it to the counter.
My sister once knocked over Sandra Bullockâs kids in a bouncy house.
Macklemore used to sleep on my step uncleâs couch and they still talk occasionally
My mums an accountant to the guy that played ned stark, ed sheeran almost stole my friends cat and the lead singer of U2 proposed to my aunt (who rejected him lol)
Back the fuck up Ed Sheeran did what
he thought their cat was a stray and was going to move house so he went âguess Iâll take this stray cat which definitely nobody owns to wherever the fuck im goingâ and they had to stop him from yoinking their fucking cat
Holy fucking shit
Sara Bareillesâ uncle judged my history fair project in 10th grade. My momâs friends in high school were super close with Metallica. They used to go to parties at the bandâs house all the time. My aunt went to high school with Green Day. My grandparents went to high school with Creedence Clearwater Revival.
My dad used to lift weights with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Jon bellion went to my highschool, he still visits occasionally.
my mom knew magic johnson and they would go clubbing together and he was childhood friends with my exâs momâs brothers
I went to High School with Neil DeGrasse Tysonâs niece and every year she has Thanksgiving with Bill Nye and posts a Selfie with him on Facebook and itâs become a Thanksgiving Day Tradition; so last year when Bill couldnât make it for some reason and she couldnât post her annual selfie it was a slight uproarÂ
I met corbin bleu at church and invited him out to laser tag. Loser had to buy pizza. So thats the story of how Corbin Bleu bought my friends and I pizza.
my cousin was a flight attendant for the owners of H&M. Barnaby Joyce (the shitty politician) lived at the top of my street for a few months.
My sisterâs friend is John Boyegaâs mum
Bruce Springsteen shops at my local mall sometimes and I met him there. My dad accidentally stepped on Paul Newmanâs foot in a store once.
One of my elementary school teachers was best friends with Jim Mayer, the bassist for Jimmy Buffettâs backing band. We knew him as Uncle Jim (which i found out later was also a stage name that he used to record kidsâ songs). He had a song about using mouthwash that still gets stuck in my head sometimes
My third grade teacher grew up and was friends with the actor Michael Myers. She live right next to him when they were kids. Apparently heâs incredibly nice. No goddamn joke, her last name was Powers
my partner works at a domestic violence shelter that was founded by jesse eisenbergâs mother in law
Family friendâs brother went to school with Tom Hardy, a family member hung out with Winston Marshall, and I know something about someone who met Jake Gylllenhaal but not enough to say much more aha.
Sean Dowdell (Chester Benningtonâs longtime friend and writer/drummer for two of the bands he was in and co-owner/creator of Club Tattoo) came to my shop and taught me and my family how to pierce.
One of my grandmotherâs very good friends happened to be married to Bob Wills. The King. Every few months heâd come by their town and play the dance hall.
I bumped into Benedict Cumberbatch while he was filming the Avengers, spilled coffee all over him, and instead of saying âsorry,â blurted out that Doctor Strange was my favorite. He got really excited and told me no one ever says that.
I think it was my great-great grandfather that was a stage magician, and he worked with Harry Houdini. When Houdini would come over for dinner, he would apparently talk, and talk, and talk. The men on my fatherâs side of the family are known for being stoics giants, so my great-great grandfather would just let him go on. My great-great grandmother supposedly said that, âHe really likes the sound of his own voice.â
@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses once replied to one of my posts.
good times
Hank Green robbed me.
tell us the story
My moms best friend got hit on by Rob Gronkowski
