i’m god and here’s the news

soph, 23, she/her, lesbian. dashed rummy circs, old thing!

[yaoiblackmold]

I find it so funny that having Pike wear a black undershirt with the green wrap shirt implies that, it is the proper way to wear the uniform and that Kirk is wearing it like that for slut whore reasons

[caesarsaladinn]

always remember: stupider people than you have learned it

[ilfascinodelvago]

[voluptama]

butt types

© Viktor Hertz

[lynati]

[memento-mariii]

[tess-mercer]

[greelin]

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

[fictionadventurer]

The Phantom of the Opera: I was born with facial deformities that are so horrific that even my own mother couldn't bear to look at me.

Me: So that's why you have to live as an outcast in the basements of the opera house?

The Phantom, who has been an admired performer, palace architect, royal executioner, and chief contractor of the opera house who is able to go out in public with no alteration to his face except a false nose and mustache: No, that's a separate choice that I've made.

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[gaytanic-panic]

[macabre-muses]

vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably

[kafkaswasteddayz]

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

[un-monstre]

I’m finished with P.G. Wodehouse and I’m ready for R Rated Wodehouse now

[charlesoberonn]

I offered somebody a penny for their thoughts and they shared their two cents. That's a 100% return on investment.

[mormtastic]

have you guys seen the interview where ringo was sick so they brought out this random girl who kind of looked like him and pretended she was ringo. funniest thing ever actually no notes

[longseasons]

all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

[calamitys-child]

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

[darcymolloy]

[win-d-go]

HEY TUMBLR HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?

I’ve watched it about 1367490 times. Not sure if the creator is here, but the things they make are INCREDIBLE.

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