Chin up, Girl

sometimes I write and I don't hate it. she/her

[reticent-vampire]

all_the_things_she_said.mp3

[gooseontheinternet]

these two always in situations

[doechiimp3]

It's estimated that around 8% of rams exhibit exclusively homosexual behavior.

To ensure that the sheep that are being taken in are actually homosexual, they'll place the rams that are assumed to be gay in an enclosure with ewes during the breed's “horny season.” If the ram refuses to mate, he says, “there is a clear indication that he's not interested.”

“So then we put him into our herd, and then a lot of action happens, if you know what I mean,” he says. “It's happening really within minutes.”

https://people.com/farmer-behind-rainbow-wool-tends-only-to-gay-sheep-saving-queer-lives-exclusive-12000672

[kissycat]

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

[kissycat]

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

[thecheatinghomunculus]

new reaction image

[rural-panoptes]

[saintjosie]

[damnpharos]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[deerkibble]

[sneakyspades]

[neraiutsuze]

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[serenped]

Ah! Shit men, it's raining. I didn't bring my umbrella, now my books are gonna get wet. (there's not text, but that is what he says lol).

Jean: Don't worry! Today I bring MY umbrella.

Armin: Hm, that's for what I'm worry about.

Jean: Bring the little umbrella wasn't the best option.

Armin: Do you think?

Jean: It seems like you are enjoying it.

Armin: I think the contrary.

Do you remember that time of the year when i post some dumb Jearmin doodles? Yes, it's that time again.

[dorothylarouge]

[lakemojave]

Happy Friday afternoon! 😁☺️ We've done it! 😎😌 We've got to the end of the week ‼️✅️ We've locked 🔒 up ⬆️ our warehouse 🚚 we've parked ⛲️♿️ up our vans 🚐 we have logged off ❌️ our computers 💻 and I've quickly 🏃‍♂️ popped 🫧 into my local favorite pub 🍻🇬🇧 for a cheeky pint of beer ☺️🍺 and look 😳🔎 a little bit of 🤏 early dinner 🍴😋 because the wife 👰‍♀ I love her dearly 🥰❤️ but her cooking 🍳👩‍🍳 ain't that great 🙅‍♂️🤢 and we've got 😮 a stunning ✨️ beef and ale pie 🥧🍮 a bitofmashedpotatoes 🥔🧈 baked beans 🫘 in a pot 🫕 which I think 💭 is wrong 😤 but it's happeninganyway 🤷‍♂️ and of course a bit of gravy 🥣🍲 and you know me 😉 I never look 🚫👀 when I pour 🙈🫗 because I am ☝️‼️ the absolute govnah 💂‍♂️🧑‍💼 And listen goiuys 👂 hope you had a great week 😘⌚️ keep on smashin' life 💥😮 keep givin' it a hundred 💯 and ten 🔟 per cent 🔣 and don't go home 🏠 until you're proud ✌️😌 And listen 🎧🙉 cheers to you all 🏅🎆 You deserve it 😉 A'bosh! ⁉️

[logogreffe]

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

TWIN PEAKS - I know the end by phoebe bridgers

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

TWIN PEAKS - I know the end by phoebe bridgers

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[retroject]

I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[were--ralph]

I wish life were this simple

[im-kickn-it]

Release your inhibitions,

Feel the rain on your skin!

[animentality]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[doomsday-dj]

There was recently a copyright infringement case in YA and I need everyone to know that the following sentence was in the legal decision:

“Hot, sexy, dangerous boys, central to virtually all young adult romance novels, cannot be copyrighted.”

[kuttithevangu]

“Regarding setting, the court held that both works taking place in Alaska high schools was not protectable because Alaska is a public place and setting a teen novel in a high school is a common genre convention.”

Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney | Loeb & Loeb LLP

Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney | Loeb & Loeb LLP

[kogiopsis]

I've read the entire decision (skimming over the purely legal precedent/definitions bit) and here are some of my favorite bits: