[memewhore]

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

[whumpy-galaxy]

Demon/vampire whumpees being waterboarded with holy water. Do with this what you will.

[yourfavwillpay]

Gabriel WILL pay!

[crowley-serpent]

I forgot i had a blog.

[kowbojki]

Got some comments about the Fuck Shit Up-jacket, so I present to you: Aziraphale Goes Fucking Feral.

[stardusted-menace-deactivated20]

I’m terrified Azi honey what are you going to do

[kowbojki]

he’s gonna VIBE CHECK gabriel

[the-gravediggers-song]

[otherwindow]

angels don’t have heartbeats but demons do 

[otherwindow]

thinkin about a fallen angel’s transformation into a demon and the first thing that happens is blood circulating from their first breath of earth air. thump thump. 

[otherwindow]

i’d like to think angels are naturally cold and generate heat from their halos. Demons, however, broke their halos into horns when they fell from heaven as rebellious angels, so their bodies generated their own heat - leading to heartbeats and eventually, fire.

[otherwindow]

a demon’s first day on earth is learning how to breathe.

[yourfavwillpay]

Gabriel WILL pay!

[nm-6]

got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing.

[idinink]

[evilvillain123456789]

hmmmm…im not sure i can do this whole evil thing much longer

[evilvillain123456789]

just kidding i shall be cruel and terrible forever

[blackboard-monitor]

@fairandcruel requested this

[emilywalus]

Personal thoughts on home decor

[omnybus]

@william-snekspeare

[valtsv]

i don't like your vibe very much young man

[valtsv]

my dear boy your vibe is positively frightful

[jackassrabbit]

Booty shorts that say “ARE YOU WORTHY OF MY GRACE?”

[anthony-juliet-crowley]

i can’t tell if it would be more like

or more like

[mjalti]

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

[humancoffeegrounds]

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

[mjalti]

bold of you to presume I can die

[crystalquintessential]

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

[aviculor]

god was kinkshaming satan

[dont-at-m3]

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

[seaflying-fliptuna]

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

[mjalti]

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

[kalinara]

I am reblogging this specifically for the word “humansona”

[the-malevolent-platypus]

Is this that Good omens thing everyone is talking about