shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN
my partner and i are so enchanted by this post it’s become part of our living room decor

Kaledo Art

blake kathryn
KIROKAZE
Sade Olutola
Misplaced Lens Cap

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
todays bird
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Not today Justin

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i don't do bad sauce passes
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
will byers stan first human second
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor
NASA
Xuebing Du
hello vonnie

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@cryptologicmariner
shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN
my partner and i are so enchanted by this post it’s become part of our living room decor
The entitlement of US Vietnam vets is so fucking wild because, like, on top of everything else they lost the war! These people will stand tall and demand you recognize the “sacrifices” they made for your “freedom,” as though they didn’t suffer a humiliating military defeat. Talk about participation trophies!
The nature of service work in the US is that someone will frequently walk up to you and say “Hello, I shot every Vietnamese child I could see and still lost the war. Please give me everything for free now? 🥺” and if you do the decent thing and tell them to kill themselves you get fired
Everyone pretend that I reblogged this for veterans' day
Apparently “being able to do a pitch perfect Frieza laugh” isnt a valuable skill that can score me an internship at Gender Neutral Arby’s
The state of this country is something else
as soon as people start going "hey this sucks actually" about something popular there begins a secret 7-year timer until the discourse shifts overnight to "no it was good all along and it's honestly problematic to say otherwise". for instance right now they're trying to redeem stomp-clap-hey music
Does anyone have that tumblr screenshot that goes like
French people when the price of cheese increases: we storm the capital tomorrow
British people when the government makes protesting and having a different opinion illegal : oh bullocks if only there was something we could do about this
Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden
"call mastercard and visa" as a political strategy ranks somewhere in between "call your representatives" and "can i speak to your manager"
call your representative's manager
can we send up a quick thank you to pdf uploaders, torrent seeders, copy sharers, scanlators, fansubbers, digitizers, paywall dodgers, and various other internet archivers for making niche art and information more accessible in a media landscape where all but the most profitable mainstream are often tossed aside and left to rot
happy 12th to the single greatest video of our generation
Happy 15 year anniversary!
Watching the Trump-Elon breakup is like watching the neighbors who have screamingly loud sex on the regular fight over who's turn it is to wear the strap. Except the neighbors control the prices of things and also whether or not you have rights and also the safety of your food.
Tumblr Fish Party!!!
@i-am-a-fish @i-give-you-a-fish @fish-identifier everyone invite more fish blogs!!!
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Yay yippee
LETS FUCKIN GOOO JOE IS IN THE HOUUUUSEEE
FREAKING IT SALMONID STYLE (VIDEO)
@kingofsalmonids
FISH.
Pride month vest project, a patch a day #14: All Pride is Kink to Bigots
All pride is kink to bigots
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”
Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird
They…they just blew up a fucking bird…
Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead
World Heritage Post
personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird
He does photography now, and I guess just in case you’re booking him wondering “is it that Randy Johnson?” … here’s his logo:
draft kings could do the funniest thing ever right now and offer a free $5 bet on the next pope
Oh so THATS illegal??????