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my live reaction to this moment
k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes
only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life
sooo this inspired me and then prev's tags did too:
so there's a mini fic under the cut I smashed out in like an hour. kinda low effort but whatever. might keep it going on ao3 with more little experiments
Dick: No. I refuse, get somebody else to do it.
Tim: Dick, no one else is even in the running. please be so fr right now
Damian: What are you arguing about?
Dick: Damian! Damian can do it! He’d be great at it.
Tim: No, Damian’s gonna follow his paternal grandfathers lead and be a doctor. Everyone only has to take on ONE element of Bruce. Try again
Jason: They are arguing about which one of us should be the newest representative for the Justice League for when Bruce finally conks it.
Damian: That would be an honor no? Richard you would be a competent ruler.
Cas: Leader
Damian: Whatever. I assume Timothy will be taking on WE in the event of father’s passing, so wouldn’t Jason also be in the running?
Tim: No i called dibs on Jason
Jason: What? What are you talking about. You can’t call dibs on me. What if I want to run the Justice League?
Tim: You don’t. You are going to run the Wayne foundation. Take from the rich give to the poor. Modern day Robin Hood—Very on brand for you. Don’t worry I have the contracts and everything ready.
Jason: …
Jason: Ok deal. Sorry Dickie, looks like your going to rule the interplanetary alliance :P
Dick: I don’t wanna!
Tim: What, do you wanna switch?
Dick: Well, no—
Tim: Also you’re the only one that makes sense.
Dick: I’ll do anything else, please that’s too much responsibility.
Tim: Okay. Be Batman.
Dick: …
Dick: Yea never mind. Running the Justice League won’t be that hard.
Damian: Wait so who will be Batman?
Cass: Dibs
Damian, Tim, Jason, Dick: Fair
Bruce, who’s been sitting at the dining room table with them the whole time: Are you done dividing my assets and responsibilities between yourselves now? Can we eat our dinner?
late night converstations in the Way e Manor kitchen based on me and my siblings midnight ramblings
Tim, bleary-eyed with a coffee in hand: would our names make Jim or Timson?
Jason, blinking:
Jason: why not both, Jim Timson
Tim: you should make that your next alias
Jason, snorting: what, Todd Peters not good enough?
Tim: okay but what would you and dick be tho?
Jason: like. jack. but that's a boring one.
Tim: Dickson?
Jason, grinning: Jack Dickson
Tim, snorting: lmao thats a good one
Jason: wht about you and the demon brat?
Tim, squinting (everyone knows squinting makes you think better): uhh- like, Timian. or Damothy.
Jason, sighing: ugh those aren't nearly as good
Tim: Idk Timian is kinda catchy
Jason, raising an eyebrow: that's just becouse you're sleep deprived
Tim, blinking: eh, maybe
Alfred, hands on his hips: and what, pray tell, are you two still doing awake? it is much past any reasonable time to be awake.
Jason, choking on his water: shi-oot, sorry Alfie, lost track of time
Tim, shrugging: I'm too tired to go to sleep
Jason, staring a Tim: what the fuck do you mean, that doesn't even make any sense!
Tim, shrugging: dunno. when i get too tired i just get more awake
Jason: that makes even less sense
Tim: i dont fucking know either, okay? my body just likes to fuck with me, i guess
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The Dialovers TWST crossover NOBODY asked for.
meanwhile in the audience...
anyone else but you
Duke appreciation, let him interact with his siblings more often dc 🙏
@numberonedukethomasapologist
is he … you know … open to interpretation?
nobody on this webbed site can read
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
I’m gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isn’t a number
It can’t be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.
THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op
Ohhhh yeah
unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!
(warning: loud chirping throughout)
source: hellgate osprey cam
Not ever crying is POWERFUL. Healthy? No. But when you have a character who never cries who just fucking loses it?? Holy shit
All this to say, Batman's children are manipulative as hell when need be. Some of them definitely can cry on command, but if they do so too often, the effects lessen, so they choose wisely.
Who do they manipulate with these crocodile tears? Their overprotective, very intimidating, very no-nonsense father, of course.
Dick, age 11, accidentally flips into Superman, which is essentially like running into a wall and winds up faceplanting on the floor: Owww
Superman: oh sorry, buddy! But y'know this is why Batman told you not to do those flips in the halls-
Dick, embarrassed and afraid Batman is going to yell at him, immediately starts crying: B! B!
Superman, panicked: no, no, shh, hey, it's okay, I'm sorry, here let me help-
Dick, sobbing: no! You'll hurt me again!
Batman, appears out of nowhere: What. Did. You. Do.
Superman: he ran into me, I didn't-
Batman: is your name not "super" man? Could you not use your "super" hearing or "super" vision or "super" speed to get out of the way?
Superman: he's fine! It wasn't my-
Dick, bravely through his tears: my head hurts
Batman, gently: do u think u have a concussion, chum?
Dick: I d- don't know I just wanna go h-home
Batman: of course, we'll go home now and after dinner we'll get ice cream, just the two of us. How does that sound?
Dick, sniffing: okay
Batman, whispering to Superman: if u ever so much as touch a hair on my son's head again I will pour boiling liquid kryptonite in your ears while you sleep. From now on you are dead to me. I'll see you in hell, Clark Kent.
Superman: bruce that seems a little extreme-
Batman: another word and I'll guarantee after I'm done with you, your funeral will have to be closed casket
Superman:
Batman: okay, chum, let's get you home! *picks up his child*
Dick, peering over Bruce's shoulder at Clark with a small smile, mouthing: sorry, Uncle Clark, love you
Superman muttering to himself: heaven help us if he adopts more children
Kon: well. Fuck.
Bart: what r the chances the Justice League won't blame us for this?
Kon, sarcastically: yeah, they probably won't even notice
Bart: cmon, we stopped the alien invasion! That counts for something!
Cassie: we leveled the city!
Bart: the league has done way more damage- no one got hurt!
Cassie: the! Whole! City! After ignoring direct orders! Wonderwoman is gonna kill me, and Batman is going to kill all of us-
Tim: no. He won't.
Kon: do you have a plan?
Bart: he does! I can see it in his face!
Cassie: they'll be here any second, Robin, if you're going to do something-
Tim: i know! I'm trying to concentrate, I haven't perfected the technique yet.
Kon: what are you talking abou-
*Superman, WonderWoman, Flash, and Batman appear dramatically*
Bart, whispering: whatever happens, I'll never forget you guys, I regret nothing
Cassie, also whispering: don't let Conner give a speech at my funeral
Kon, angry whispering: rude as hell. I'm going to tell them it was your idea now
Wonder Woman: Hera help us. How did this happen?
Flash: yikes. Yeah, this is... not great
Superman: an understatement
Batman: Robin, report!
Tim:
Batman: Robin?
Tim: *starts sobbing*
Everyone, shocked:
Batman, extremely alarmed, immediately by Robin's side: are you injured, Robin?
Tim: *incoherent crying noises*
Batman, gently: talk to me, buddy. Are you okay?
Tim: *cries harder*
Wonder Woman: clearly, the children have been through much trial. Conversations of consequences can wait until after recovery.
Superman: woah, hold on, you believe those crocodile tears?
Flash, glaring at Superman: seriously?
Superman: Bru- Batman, he's faking!
Batman, harshly: not now, Superman
Superman: but-
Batman, hissing: not now!
Batman, calmly, sweetly: I'm going to pick you up now, son, is that okay?
Tim: *nodding, crying, immediately clinging to Batman like his life depends on it*
Batman, cooing soothingly: you're safe, I'm not mad, i think we've both earned a break for the day, it's alright *picks up Robin and starts walking away*
Tim, over Batman's shoulder, makes eye contact with his teammates and gives a subtle wink: *resumes crying*
Superman: there! You all saw that right? Right??
Wonder Woman: *glares at Superman in disgust*
Bart, heartbroken: can I go check on Robin later? I'm really worried about him
Flash: aww, of course, kiddo!
Cassie: he's been through so much, please, don't blame him
Kon: If anything if we had listened to him this wouldn't have happened
Cassie: can I stop by to check on him, too?
Wonder Woman: though we've much to discuss, the loyalty and friendship you feel for your companions is admirable. You will be allowed to support each other, of course. I know how it feels to worry for a friend.
Kon: And I'll-
Superman: no. You're grounded
Kon: what?
Superman, crossing his arms: I'm not falling for it. I know.
Kon, looking helplessly at the other heroes: but... he's my best friend
Wonder Woman and Flash both scowling at Superman like they're ready to physically fight him:
Superman: you gotta be kidding- the answer is no!
Superman:
Superman: stop looking at me like-
Superman:
Superman: fine! Fine, yes, you can go!
*Bart, Kon, and Cassie silently cheer*
Superman, under his breath: how do they get away with it every time
Love the idea Tim Drake is drawn to people who are deeply traumatized because he has that "but I can fix him" urge
Tim Drake *watches Dick Grayson's parents die*
Janet Drake: tim is so young thank god he won't even remember and there will be no long lasting psychological consequences
Tim, ten years later: hello Dick Grayson I am your biggest fan I know everything about you and I'm here to fix everything
Dick: uh, you sure about that?
Tim, looking at Batman self-destruct with grief over his last son, actively beating the shit out of petty criminals: yeah too late I'm locked in
I think Tim Drake is so powerful in my mind because almost everyone else had greatness thrust upon them while he actively sought it out when he really didn't have to. There are demigods, clones, aliens, metahumans, people who never asked for power, often people who never wanted powers at all, or superheroes forged by horrific trauma that lead them down an inevitable path.
Tim literally could've minded his own business and went on his way. He had no real connection to that world. Hell, even Steph was drawn in bc her dad was a villain. You could even argue Barbara had a connection through her cop dad. But Tim's parents were normal and totally removed from all that shit. His life was normal. He was privileged! And he knew that! He could have happily continued on his way per usual.
The only reason he became a hero was because he was a kind-hearted, idealistic kid, with an admittedly parasocial relationship with Robin.
And he knew (though not nearly to its full extent) that stepping into the world of heroes and villains meant a difficult road. It meant trauma that he otherwise would never have to experience. Hard work. Pain.
And, sure, it's cool and fun to be a part of that world at times. But that was never a dream of his. It's a selfless act that would have been much easier not to do. He did it for Batman, for Gotham, not for himself. He did it because he felt it was the right thing to do. His character is a moral compass for the batfamily. And that's who he is at his core.