Her (2013) directed by Spike Jonze
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Her (2013) directed by Spike Jonze
a masterpost
as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this
(via b_flex14)
WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS
i warned u all
pants cat
Finally, a cat with some decency
i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡
I am currently cringing at this.
dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :)
I literally want to bite you
dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅
I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.
um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:
Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.
haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun
Dumplingdong?! Are you kidding me?! Stupid muggles.
for the last time i have never been mugged so stop??
As expected of the lowly muggles. Hmph, you deserve to be petrified, mudblood.
noah fence but if ur blood is mud ur probably die????
Please no you’ll lower the iq of the whole street! If you do that one more time, one of us is gonna snap and might end up using either cruciatus or avada kedavra on you. You have been warned.
i love magic abra kadabra :) just like when my dad left :) life is an adventure
If you’re polyamorous, you should get a flu shot.
Influenza isn’t an STI, but it can be spread through close personal contact, including sex, cuddling, hugging, kissing and holding hands, all of which put you either in contact with bodily fluids or in your partners’ “spray zone” from coughs/sneezes/etc. And if you have three partners, and each of them have 2-5 partners, and so on, one infection can turn into an epidemic.
Some people are unable to take a flu shot, or are particularly susceptible to flu infections/complications. Protect yourself. Protect your partners. Protect their partners.
I feel like…. everyone should get a flu shot………
Remember if you’re polyamorous you should do your taxes
friend: hey how are you
me after a month of anxiety so bad I can’t eat sleep or unclench my jaw:
What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”
“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”
“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”
“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”
“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”
“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”
“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”
“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”
“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”
“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”
“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”
“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”
This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.
We’ve been putting
too many expectations
into the coffees we bought
for each other;
and now it flutters
in my tummy,
in my chest.
Propelling me to move forward
one more step with you
when I just want to lie
on my bed,
separate from my thoughts-
unconcealed
You’ve been trying to
see me like that.
A vulnerability at the
back of my mind
does not define me.
I put courage in
every sip I used to take.
It enflames my bones
and chars my wanting of you;
but from the ashes
my longing arises
like a Phoenix
that just doesn’t have
the wings to fly,
but a thought of them
buried somewhere in
the songs she sings.
We’ve been plastering
each other on the walls
we built with forever
holding us back.
And the day
you match out the door,
shutting it with a slam,
we’ll fall down.
The walls will crack
and the purple stars lying
underneath will
shoot across the sky
and when we see them,
we’ll just have to wish for each other.
Because we lost everything
else.
~ m.g. // The End in Purple
language of flowers
Maiden’s Hair - discretion Lily (Eucharis) - maiden charms Mountain Laurel - ambition White Poppy - sleep, my antidote Clematis - mental beauty, art Moschatel - weak but winning Lily of the Valley - return of happiness Butterfly Weed - let me go Pyrus Japonica - fairies’ fire Asphodel - my regrets follow you to the grave White Rose (dried) - death preferable to loss of innocence Witch Hazel - a spell French Honeysuckle - rustic beauty Henbane - imperfection Laburnum - forsaken, pensive beauty Weeping Willow - mourning Dead leaves - sadness Locust Tree (green) - affection beyond the grave Camellia (pink) - longing Gerbera - innocence Lobelia - malevolence Amaryllis - pride, splendid beauty Persimmon - bury me amid nature’s beauties Carnation (green) - secret symbol of the followers of Oscar Wilde Helenium - tears Larkspur - lightness, levity Hawthorn - hope Auricula - painting Queen Anne’s Lace - fantasy Eglantine - a wound to heal
Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.
*slow clapping at the dad*
I always reblog this.
I love this more than the tutu of the teetee
who just sent me money “for being perfect”
turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin
^ yup.
Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”
I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”
I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”
I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”
$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”
Why I love Tumblr
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
You got a fast car
I just want a world where its socially acceptable to get 2 meals at a restaurant
EAT IT ME