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nachosforfree

haazeycoffee-archive

I thought the picture wasn’t loading but then I was like ooooooHHHHH

antoniosbanderas

What’s it like, singing for all those people?

Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

cadaverkeys

im gonna get a huge wolf-like husky and give it a name like James or David or Sandra or something. Something really human sounding. And convince everyone who comes to my house that theyre just my friend who was cursed with lycanthropy.

cadaverkeys

I’m gonna renovate my guest bedroom so it looks really lived in. It’s got posters for like. Wolves and stuff on the walls. And a to do list that has stuff like “pay rent” “turn into dog” and I’m gonna put some scratch marks on the walls and the bed and a chain on the heater. And I’m gonna train the dog to sleep there so it really pulls off the whole effect. This is a really long con plan.

cadaverkeys

I discussed this idea with a classmate of mine and they pointed out that when i was looking for a room mate and said “you need to be out of the house every full moon and be okay with large dogs” they would surely assume that I was the werewolf in this mix and really this is just the beginning of my life as a weird tv sitcom.

mishmonkey

You know what makes me mad? I used to work at Pizza hut and everyday we would have to throw away perfectly good pizza or potato wedges or garlic bread in the bin because it was the wrong order or the customer had changed their mind. They made us bin the whole thing. We weren’t allowed to put it aside to eat from or take it home (we all earned minimum wage so it’s not like we culd afford pizza that expensive a lot). But what makes me even madder is that they could easily give that to the homeless or poor. Like, if a homeless person came into the store, we could have easily given him one of the 20 or so pizzas that we would be binning every single day anyway. Imagine all the pizza hut stores in the world. Imagine each and every one throwing away on average 20 pizzas a day. Imagine how many people that would feed. Fuck corporations man.

scabphobic-deactivated20170206

Capitalism is violence.

mysmysmysmysmys

Grocery stores almost always throw out food when it reaches the expiration date, and most of them destroy it so no one can take it from the dumpster and eat it. Literally, destroying food so no one gets to eat without paying for it. My local Stop & Shop does this.

whes-blog-deactivated20180525

c a p i t a l i s m i s v i o l e n c e

brunhiddensmusings

one of the top tricks homeless people learn is to stakeout the bins behind pizza hut and little ceasars- during the high traffic times for ‘wrong’ pizzas at hut, and during low traffic times for ceasars for the hot and readies that dont sell and are getting ‘old’ you probably were feeding people who needed it, but in a more degrading and less sanitary way

theradicalace

CAPITALISM IS VIOLENCE

sapphicdumbass-deactivated20220

fun fact my cousins go dumpster diving a lot, and once i went with them and the lengths stores will go to to avoid homeless people using their wasted products is actually insane

i dont remember where we went diving, but it was a clothing store and there were a TON of bags of shoes. pretty decent sneakers, not anything fancy or rich ofc but good sturdy ones. except that they slashed open the soles of every pair. every. single. pair. easily 50 shoes per bag and not a single one could be salvaged. it must have taken hours to destroy each one.

Theres no point in doing it, if a person is looking through the trash for things they need theyre obviously struggling enough that you’re not losing their business if you let them take what you dont sell, youre just being greedy and violent and incredibly wasteful for the hell of it.

eat the rich.

transfemmepositivity-deactivate

aaronexplainsitall

katchkaleh

Okay so we have a white American exchange student in our class and he’s kind of a massive dick.

We were in class and he made a fried chicken and watermelon joke to a Kaurna classmate and the whole table was just like ????

Like we all *knew* something was fucked up, from the tone of voice and body/face language but the association between black people and fried chicken and watermelon isn’t a thing here? I sort of roughly know about it from tumblr: enough to know that his dude was a fuckwit.

Everyone just stared back and were like “We don’t understand can you explain it?” And he started off repeating and laughing and then as we kept pressing for an explanation he was hella embarrassed and kept saying that “It’s fine, don’t worry about it, it was just a joke”

Until one of my table mates went “Oh, maybe he doesn’t understand it himself - I googled this, let me explain it to you AMERICANDUDE and she read off a whole definition while maintaining intense eye contact and and it was like watching a premeditated MURDER.

myothertardisisonthemun

He wasn’t fried, but roasted

sirfrogsworth

“But Obama did a bad thing too!”

Agreed.

Now that I’ve acknowledged that, can we please stop the bad thing currently happening that doesn’t require a time machine to fix?

carfuckerlynch

that’s an old soviet propaganda technique called whataboutism. it implies that all actions share a moral equivalency and since no one is perfect, standards are unnecessary

m4ge-deactivated20210331

a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. tthe barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

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deerg1rls-deactivated20200708

this is pretty much all white people and the infractions that “caused them to see the logic to racism” is usually something like “a brown or black person wasn’t being especially polite to me”

lechugaaaaadeldiablitoooo

“You’re mean you deserve racism ”

vague-humanoid

How does someone “without a racist bone in her body” decide an individual’s actions could possibly justify the treatment of a group?

roseworter-deactivated20150925

This is so infuriating? Like do you really think war and smart phones cant exist in the same country at the same time without cancellation? Those phones (not even “expensive smartphones”) are probably all the connection they have with family. And that a phone = rich, and that their having a phone erases their status as refugees?

titankoretech-deactivated202004

I got a smartphone brand new for $20, it’s not great and pretty far behind compared to the new phones but it was cheap. My friend in Columbia was able to buy a similar one for about $12. And also there is the fact that you can actually be middle class or even rich and end up as a refugee! Let’s say your town floods and you can only grab what you can fit in a single backpack of course you are going to take your damn phone! ESPECIALLY when your entire family is split up cause the evacuation happened out of nowhere and you want to be able to find them again.

sgnl05kelly

Racist white people seem to think cell phones cost $5 million dollars and nobody but tech billionaires and other whites should own them.

spicymayonegg

Literally everyone knows to have a fully charged phone in an emergency situation, but once non westerners try to have a fully charged phone in a situation, it’s some sort of fucking luxury that should be condemned. Didn’t realize that disaster and upheaval came with a mandatory downgrade for your cell phone.

trilllizard666

not to mention that pretty much every single electronic that was formerly a luxury good is rapidly becoming cheaper and cheaper everywhere

this includes cell phones as well

askpredetor

this is almost as bad as “Why are poor people buying food?”

mmmwhatchabrayyy

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

timelessbian

love when i put my hair up in a bun and i can see it falling throughout the day; i feel like an exasperated 19th century governess about to fall in love with the mysterious lady of the house as she unpins my hair and runs her fingers through it

girsgirlfriend

I wear my hair in a braid a lot and sometimes a couple little accent braids too. When I finger comb my braids out I’m transformed into a shield maiden tired from her day of pillaging with the raid party.