Proud To Be A Slytherin

30. Slytherin. Bleeding Liberal. INF(T)-J. Gloriously multifandom. Multishipper whore. NB Demi/Bi/Pan/Abro hot mess. FUCK OFF TERFS & SWERFS. (JKRstans included) yes I know, it's complicated. I'm literally working on a dissertation about creating our own representation in fanfiction with a focus on the HP verses.

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[ytpreviews]

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

[notgreatthanks]

This tag has been more effective than any meds I’ve ever taken

[the-haiku-bot]

This tag has been more

effective than any meds

I’ve ever taken

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[97642]

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[belindas-chandra]

Doctor Who (2005-2023)

S2 Christmas Special: The Runaway Bride

[cloudabserk]

i want to abuse my government expense account to buy grace candy

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[cheesyrogued]

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

[cheesyrogued]

three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

[whale-sticker-blue]

parted from me, and never parted

[weepingpussywillowtree-deactiva]

sometimes I think about how far we still have to go with consent

my worst relatives try to sneak meat or meat products into my food despite the fact that I'm a vegetarian

my ex's brother gave his mother an edible without her knowledge and when she got freaked out and paranoid they laughed, and people I've told that go "yeah that's shitty but it's just weed"

when I go to the doctor and ask them to describe what they are going to do before touching me they get frustrated

when I ask a friends of a friend who is a small influencer to keep me out of frame in videos they film for social media in public they look at me like I've pissed in their cereal

idk man, we've got a long way to go.

[donesparce]

you dont need the butter pillow you dont need the butter pillow you dont need the butter pillow

[donesparce]

all i'm getting from the tags and replies on this post is the butter pillow has cast a devious spell on most of you. you have fallen for the trap of the butter pillow.

[donesparce]

how easily the human will crumples in the face of the butter pillow

[notherpuppet]

Hazbin Human AU Masterpost

“My Deer Nanny” Radioapple Nanny AU Collection

• My Deer Nanny "Poster"

• First Concept/Meeting

• Alastor bumps into an old friend at the grocery store

• “Buckshot” (Injured Alastor/Dinner Party chapter): Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

• “Buckshot” Deleted scenes

• “Let’s Dance”: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Epilogue

• “Let’s Dance” Bonus illustrations/Alt scenes:

The club | Fight | Spy | The Moment After the kiss

• Huskerdust doodle

• Nanny Duties

• “Morning After”: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

• Lucifer/Alastor/Vox sandwich

• Radioapple x TWICE doodle

• “Aftermath”: Part 1 | Part 2

• "Bises"

• "Tiny Dancer, Piano Man"

• "Merry Xmas!": Part 1 | Part 2 | Epilogue

• "Happy New Year!"

• “Sick Day”

• “Buck Naked”

• Beach Pun

• Shipping Chart

• “Mr. Morningstar”

• Day to Day

• “Bang For Your Buck” Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Answered Questions about “My Deer Nanny”:

-What is Lucifer’s job? Where is the setting?

- How did Lucifer meet Angel?

-What are The Vees’ dynamic?

Other Human AU Depictions

• Alastor the Radio Man

• Vox Human Design

• Genderswap Luci & Al

• Radiohusk sketches

• Radiohusk hug

• Radioapple enemies

• Genderswap Al & Vox

*this post is subject to change if/when I make more Human AU posts, so be sure to return to the original post if you are so inclined to delve into the AU ☺️🫶🏽

[notherpuppet]

surprise surprise

[sandmandaddy69]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

A "salad" of radishes on the side would make this dish perfect.

[wanderrealms]

You could add mozzarella pearls to the radish salad. Soften the pepperiness of radishes a little.

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

Do they sell mozzarella balls that small?

[wanderrealms]

Yeah, they're sold as mozzarella pearls. The idea is that you can throw them into a salad, instead of shredding a normal sized mozzarella ball.

Some stores have mozzarella in a tube shape and it's firmer. You can slice pieces and put them on pizza and they keep the shape better.

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

Yup, balls and bricks are what I'm familiar with.

But yeah, more spheres for the sphere menu! xD

[recess-is-in]

could have mochi for dessert

[mrcloudyfun]

At the Tumblr Ball Pit Diner

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

You can't just hide this in the notes @theadveragecanadian! xD

[waltzingbi]

cruel and unusual that in order to do something you have to begin

[waltzingbi]

was anyone going to tell me that after beginning you then have to continue as well

[purlturtle]

The moment I saw these double doors in our apartment, I knew I wanted to put colorful foil on them:

Today my wife did it, and I couldn't be more stunned and happy:

Isn't it amazing? This is a dream come true, and it makes me so happy! 🩵🧡💚💛💙❤️🩷

[purlturtle]

The doors continue to delight:

(pics taken as the sun shines through the doors, making all the colors shine and projecting some of them across the hallway floor) (edited this reblog to add a second pic)

[purlturtle]

This post is almost at 11,111 notes and I hope someone screenshots it when it happens!

[rathenarts]

@purlturtle here you are I got it for you!

[purlturtle]

what if I told you that I am RIVETED to my notifications at the moment, for fear that I will miss it

[purlturtle]

[purlturtle]

The galaxy map of this post's reblogs is a thing of beauty:

This isn't a post from a big blog that a ton of people reblogged from that one big blog. This isn't even a post that got big because one big blog reblogged it. Yes, there were a few big-name boosts, but almost all of these reblogs are just, this post ambling through Tumblr making people happy.

And that makes *me* happy. Thank you, fellow Tumblrinas!

[purlturtle]

Y'all.

My wife found this incredible rug to go into the living room, that matches the doors so so so well!

Isn't it fabulous?

(ID: wide angle shot of a living room with a rug in the center that is 5x8 panels of different colored squares)

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Post season 2 finale. Vox is learning from his mistakes. Or is he.

[Part2]