DO YOUR HOMEWORK

[eredin-offical]

thou ist dumbeth

Thou ist get out of my inbox before I decapitate you in front of your relatives.

[detention-offical]

NO THREATS IN OLD ENGLISH! DETENTION FOR THIRTY MINUTES!!

[da-police-offical]

So while you're laying here cuz you got shot

How many crimes can I do?

[Pulls out pistol.]

[detention-offical]

NO PISTOLS IN SCHOOL!! DETENTION NOW!

[the-caretaker-offical]

‘I used to have a face’ No shit

Do you wanna see what's under that piece of skin?

[detention-offical]

HEY. NO THREATENING QUESTIONS AT SCHOOL! LUNCHTIME DETENTION

[the-caretaker-offical]

Detention? I'm your Caretaker, not a student!

[detention-offical]

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS A STUDENT EXCEPT ME! FIVE MORE MINUTES FOR ARGUING!

[the-caretaker-offical]

‘I used to have a face’ No shit

Do you wanna see what's under that piece of skin?

[detention-offical]

HEY. NO THREATENING QUESTIONS AT SCHOOL! LUNCHTIME DETENTION

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[the-therapist-is-ace]

What the-

[rvioletprince27]

I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.

[ordola]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[themockingbirdsystem]

TUMBLR HISTORY POST IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS YES PLEASE

sucks for you, Russia.

[ambiguous-cactus-offical]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS ON PINTEREST :DDD

[detention-offical]

it’s illegal in Russia so you’re all getting a detention for breaking a law. Not our laws, but it’s still a law

[dakota-offical-deactivated20260]

what no @detention-offical. you cant do that a-and you cant make me stay after school ether

[detention-offical]

I can technically hold you in fifteen minutes after school, so I can

[the-haven-au]

wait what???? thats an actual thing? were? why?

[detention-offical]

It is in Australia at least

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[the-therapist-is-ace]

What the-

[rvioletprince27]

I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.

[ordola]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[themockingbirdsystem]

TUMBLR HISTORY POST IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS YES PLEASE

sucks for you, Russia.

[ambiguous-cactus-offical]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS ON PINTEREST :DDD

[detention-offical]

it’s illegal in Russia so you’re all getting a detention for breaking a law. Not our laws, but it’s still a law

[dakota-offical-deactivated20260]

what no @detention-offical. you cant do that a-and you cant make me stay after school ether

[detention-offical]

I can technically hold you in fifteen minutes after school, so I can

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[the-therapist-is-ace]

What the-

[rvioletprince27]

I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.

[ordola]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[themockingbirdsystem]

TUMBLR HISTORY POST IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS YES PLEASE

sucks for you, Russia.

[ambiguous-cactus-offical]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS ON PINTEREST :DDD

[detention-offical]

it’s illegal in Russia so you’re all getting a detention for breaking a law. Not our laws, but it’s still a law

[homosexuality-offical]

why are you randomly all over my dash

Because you’re a faggot

[detention-offical]

NO SAYING SLURS! YOU’RE GETTING A DETENTION

[ianthe]

[death-by-lulz]

[laranoa]

This post is so fucking old–the old anon icon? Non-rebloggable asks? The gray bar at the bottom? Truly a relic

[ianthe]

people are still reblogging it. incredible. love u all

[ruriginzuishou]

The Avengers gif here is definitely a sign this post is from 2013

[ianthe]

it will never dieeeeeeeee and neither will iiiiiiiii

[charlesoberonn]

Still rocking the hot pink hair all these years later. Iconic.

[detention-offical]

just this once I wont give u a detention for hair outside of the dress code

[detention-offical]

DON'T PUT ME IN DETENION FOR STEALING CANDY FROM ON OF YOUR STUDENTS!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!! I JUST HAD TO DO IT IM EVIL PLEASE!!!!!!!

YOU’RE GETTING A DETENTION! Although, since you owned up to it, I can shorten it. Thank you 😊

[satan-offical]

Now's your chance to get some

[[BACK SHOTS]]

[lemonade-offical]

I'm a minor

[satan-offical]

So am I

[detention-offical]

NO BACKSHOTS, I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE, YOU’RE GETTING A DETENTION

[tgirl-offical]

fuck me sideways animating takes so long

[australia-offical]

*suggestively wiggles eyebrows*

[tgirl-offical]

post has reached target audience

[australia-offical]

:>

[tgirl-offical]

:3

[detention-offical]

NO FLIRTING SEXUALLY COME TO MY OFFICE AFTER.. WHATEVER? FOR YOUR DETENTION

[tgirl-offical]

@australia-offical they fucking caught us

[detention-offical]

NO SWEARING EITHER! FIFTEEN MINUTES EXTRA

[australia-offical]

BUT SIR (gender neutral) PLEASE

[detention-offical]

NO EXCUSES

[australia-offical]

WE DID NOTHING WRONG, PLEASEEEEEE SIR (gn)

@tgirl-offical back me up hereeee

[detention-offical]

YOU OPENLY FLIRTED SEXUALLY AND SWORE AND THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

[australia-offical]

*whispering to myself* don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it for the love of god do not do it

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

FUCK YOU @detention-offical IM GONNA FUCKING SWEAR SND FLIRT SEXUALLY JUST TO SPITE THEE!!!!!

[detention-offical]

THEN YOU’RE ALSO GETTING A DETENTION

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

FUCK

[tgirl-offical]

This is not cool dude

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

im a cool dude wym

[tgirl-offical]

No. No nono youre super cool. @detention-offical is not

[detention-offical]

I’m not? 😢

[tgirl-offical]

you gave my detention :(

[detention-offical]

true. still not changing that though.

[tgirl-offical]

fuck me sideways animating takes so long

[australia-offical]

*suggestively wiggles eyebrows*

[tgirl-offical]

post has reached target audience

[australia-offical]

:>

[tgirl-offical]

:3

[detention-offical]

NO FLIRTING SEXUALLY COME TO MY OFFICE AFTER.. WHATEVER? FOR YOUR DETENTION

[tgirl-offical]

@australia-offical they fucking caught us

[detention-offical]

NO SWEARING EITHER! FIFTEEN MINUTES EXTRA

[australia-offical]

BUT SIR (gender neutral) PLEASE

[detention-offical]

NO EXCUSES

[australia-offical]

WE DID NOTHING WRONG, PLEASEEEEEE SIR (gn)

@tgirl-offical back me up hereeee

[detention-offical]

YOU OPENLY FLIRTED SEXUALLY AND SWORE AND THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

[australia-offical]

*whispering to myself* don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it for the love of god do not do it

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

FUCK YOU @detention-offical IM GONNA FUCKING SWEAR SND FLIRT SEXUALLY JUST TO SPITE THEE!!!!!

[detention-offical]

THEN YOU’RE ALSO GETTING A DETENTION

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

FUCK

[tgirl-offical]

This is not cool dude

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

im a cool dude wym

[tgirl-offical]

No. No nono youre super cool. @detention-offical is not

[detention-offical]

I’m not? 😢

[tgirl-offical]

fuck me sideways animating takes so long

[australia-offical]

*suggestively wiggles eyebrows*

[tgirl-offical]

post has reached target audience

[australia-offical]

:>

[tgirl-offical]

:3

[detention-offical]

NO FLIRTING SEXUALLY COME TO MY OFFICE AFTER.. WHATEVER? FOR YOUR DETENTION

[tgirl-offical]

@australia-offical they fucking caught us

[detention-offical]

NO SWEARING EITHER! FIFTEEN MINUTES EXTRA

[australia-offical]

BUT SIR (gender neutral) PLEASE

[detention-offical]

NO EXCUSES

[australia-offical]

WE DID NOTHING WRONG, PLEASEEEEEE SIR (gn)

@tgirl-offical back me up hereeee

[detention-offical]

YOU OPENLY FLIRTED SEXUALLY AND SWORE AND THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

[tgirl-offical]

NO IT WASNT SEUSALLY IT WAS IN A FRIEND WAY

[detention-offical]

STILL NOT ACCEPTABLE

[tgirl-offical]

fuck me sideways animating takes so long

[australia-offical]

*suggestively wiggles eyebrows*

[tgirl-offical]

post has reached target audience

[australia-offical]

:>

[tgirl-offical]

:3

[detention-offical]

NO FLIRTING SEXUALLY COME TO MY OFFICE AFTER.. WHATEVER? FOR YOUR DETENTION

[tgirl-offical]

@australia-offical they fucking caught us

[detention-offical]

NO SWEARING EITHER! FIFTEEN MINUTES EXTRA

[australia-offical]

BUT SIR (gender neutral) PLEASE

[detention-offical]

NO EXCUSES

[australia-offical]

WE DID NOTHING WRONG, PLEASEEEEEE SIR (gn)

@tgirl-offical back me up hereeee

[detention-offical]

YOU OPENLY FLIRTED SEXUALLY AND SWORE AND THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

[australia-offical]

*whispering to myself* don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it for the love of god do not do it

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

FUCK YOU @detention-offical IM GONNA FUCKING SWEAR SND FLIRT SEXUALLY JUST TO SPITE THEE!!!!!

[detention-offical]

THEN YOU’RE ALSO GETTING A DETENTION

[tgirl-offical]

fuck me sideways animating takes so long

[australia-offical]

*suggestively wiggles eyebrows*

[tgirl-offical]

post has reached target audience

[australia-offical]

:>

[tgirl-offical]

:3

[detention-offical]

NO FLIRTING SEXUALLY COME TO MY OFFICE AFTER.. WHATEVER? FOR YOUR DETENTION

[tgirl-offical]

@australia-offical they fucking caught us

[detention-offical]

NO SWEARING EITHER! FIFTEEN MINUTES EXTRA

[australia-offical]

BUT SIR (gender neutral) PLEASE

[detention-offical]

NO EXCUSES

[australia-offical]

WE DID NOTHING WRONG, PLEASEEEEEE SIR (gn)

@tgirl-offical back me up hereeee

[detention-offical]

YOU OPENLY FLIRTED SEXUALLY AND SWORE AND THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

[australia-offical]

*whispering to myself* don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it for the love of god do not do it

[detention-offical]

Don’t do what? Tell me or fifteen more minutes

[australia-offical]

I regret this already

(all jokes btw)

[detention-offical]

THATS IT. TWO HOURS OF DETENTION. NOW GO

[homosexuality-offical]

Yaoi 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

WRONG!!! WOMEN

[detention-offical]

yaoi better. Get a detention for not liking yaoi