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Reblog or you will never meet Dylan o’brien 👹🙊💕

[ibelieveyouitsnotyourfault]

It Was Easier to Give in Than Keep Running

By Anonymous

In first grade, a boy named John— a notorious troublemaker—systematically chased every girl in our class during recess trying to kiss her on the lips. Most gave in eventually. It was easier to give in than keep running. When it was my turn, I turned and faced him, grabbed his glasses off his weasel face, and stomped on them on the hard blacktop. He ran to the principal’s office and cried.

In fifth grade, I was asked to be a boy’s girlfriend over email. It was the first email I ever received. He actually told me he wanted to send me an email, so I went home and made an AOL account. We went to a carnival and he won me a Garfield stuffed animal, and then he gave me a 3 Doors Down CD. A few days later, he broke up with me, and asked for Garfield and the CD back. I said no.

In sixth grade, a girl in my year gave head to an eighth grader in the back of the school bus while playing Truth or Dare.

In the summer after sixth grade, I kissed a boy for the first time at sleep away camp. He was my summer love. During the end-of-the-summer dining hall announcements, where kids usually announced lost sweatshirts and Walkmen, an older girl stepped up to the microphone, tossed her hair behind her shoulders, and proudly stated, “I lost something very precious to me last night. My virginity. If anyone finds it, please let me know.” The dining hall erupted into laughter and cheers. She was barred from ever coming back to the camp again, and wasn’t allowed to say goodbye to anyone.

In seventh grade, I told my brother I decided when I was older wanted a Hummer. What I really meant was I wanted a Jeep, but I didn’t know a lot about cars. My mother overheard and screamed at me for “wanting a Hummer.”

In the summer after freshman year of high school, I went to sleepaway field hockey camp with many of my close friends. One of them, named Megan, I had been friends with since kindergarten. One night when I was showering, she ripped open the curtain and snapped a photo of me on her disposable camera. I screamed. She laughed. We both laughed when I got out of the shower a few minutes later. After camp was over, her father took the camera to the convenience store to get it developed. When he gave the finished photos back to her, he said, “Your friend [Anonymous] has grown up.”

Sophomore year of high school, one of my best friends Hilary had a party in her basement while her mom was away. We invited some of the guys in our grade and someone’s older brother bought us a handle of vodka. One of the boys who came sat next to me in Spanish class. His name was Thomas. I remember playing a simple game, where we passed the bottle of vodka around in a circle and drank. I remember being happily tipsy and having fun, to suddenly being very drunk. Thomas and I started chanting numbers in Spanish, and he leaned towards me and kissed me. We kissed in the middle of the party, with all of our friends cheering. Then we went into Hilary’s bedroom.

Hilary’s bedroom was in the basement, on the ground floor, with a large window next to her bed. When someone went outside to smoke a cigarette, they realized it was a front row seat to what was happening in the bedroom. It was dark outside, and the light on was in the bedroom. They called everyone outside to watch. I don’t remember getting undressed, but apparently we were both completely naked in Hilary’s bed. A friend of mine told me later she tried to open the door and stop what was happening, but Thomas must have locked it. They said they pounded on the door. I don’t remember hearing them pounding. I don’t remember seeing everyone’s faces outside the window.  I remember Thomas holding my head down, and shoving his penis into my mouth. I remember trying to resist, pulling back, but he held his hands firmly on my head, pushing my face up and down. That’s all that I remember.

The next day, my friends and I went out to dinner at one of our favorite local restaurants. I couldn’t eat anything, and it wasn’t because I was hung over. Every time I tried to put food in my mouth, I felt like I was choking. Anytime a flash of the night before appeared in my mind, I felt like vomiting. My friends sat with me in silence. Then they told me a girl named Lindsey, who had briefly dated Thomas freshman year, had stood outside and watched the entire time. Even after everyone else stopped watching. My friends said they didn’t watch.

On Monday, Thomas and I sat next to each other in Spanish. We didn’t speak. We didn’t make eye contact. I went to the girls bathroom and threw up. I hear Lindsey and Thomas live together, now, ten years later.

Junior year of high school, my teacher for Honors Spanish was named Señor Gonzales. Señor Gonzales had all of the girls sit in the front row. Señor Gonzales called on any girl who was wearing a skirt to write on the chalkboard. Señor Gonzales asked a friend of mine, who had broken her finger playing an after school sport, if she broke her finger because “she liked it rough.” Señor Gonzales was a tenured teacher.

Senior year of high school, I got my first real boyfriend. His name was Colin. He was on the lacrosse team with Thomas. He told me that sophomore year, Thomas told everyone on the team what happened that night at Hilary’s. Everyone cheered. Colin said that, even then, he had a crush on me. Even then, he wanted to punch Thomas.

Colin and I lost our virginities to each other. Colin said if I got pregnant, he would make me have the baby. He didn’t believe in abortion. Colin said if I got pregnant, he would make me have a C-section. Colin said that if I didn’t have a C-section, my vagina would be too loose for him to ever enjoy having sex with me again. Colin said that he wouldn’t let our child breastfeed. He said his mother gave him formula, and that he turned out just fine. I didn’t get pregnant.

Junior year of college, I lived in Denmark for the spring semester and studied at the University of Copenhagen. Copenhagen is one of the safest cities in the world. Guns are illegal there. Pepper spray is illegal there. One night, my friends and I went to a concert at a crowded club in a part of the city I didn’t know very well. I brought a tiny purse with money, my apartment key, and my international cell phone. For some reason it made sense at the time to put my purse inside my friend’s purse. Maybe I didn’t feel like carrying it. We were both drinking. My friend left the concert to go home with her boyfriend. One by one, everyone I was there with left the concert, until I was suddenly alone and I realized I didn’t have my purse, or any money for a cab ride home.

I started walking in the direction that felt right. I walked for a long time. I had no idea where I was, and didn’t recognize the area. It was almost 4 am. I was on a residential street when a cab pulled up next to me. I asked the driver if he could drive me to an intersection down the street from my apartment.

I don’t have any money, I said.

I really need your help, I said.

I will do it for free, he said.

Sit in the front, he said.

I sat in the front. We drove in silence for some time, until he pulled over on the side of a dark street.

I don’t want to do it for free anymore, he said.

He locked the car doors and reached across the center console and slipped his hand up my skirt. He grabbed my vagina. Hard. I pushed his hand away and unlocked the door. I ran down the street and realized he had taken me a block away from the intersection I wanted. I walked to my apartment and threw rocks at my roommate’s window until she let me inside. She yelled at me for waking her up. I escaped. Nothing happened. I was fine.

The summer after I graduated college I helped Hilary find an internship. She was an art major and wanted something for her resume besides waitressing. We found a posting on Craigslist to be a studio assistant for a painter in the Bronx. It was listed as an unpaid internship. The toll for the George Washington Bridge was twelve dollars, plus gas, but she got the internship anyway. She wanted the experience.

The artist was a 38-year-old Canadian painter named Bradley. Hilary was 22.There was another intern there, an art student from Manhattan named Stella.  Bradley needed assistants to help him make bubble wrap paintings. Stella and Hilary would take a syringe and fill the tiny bubbles with different color paints until it formed a mosaic. Bradley always had Hilary stay after Stella left to clean the paintbrushes and syringes. He told Hilary she was beautiful. More beautiful than his wife, who he only married for citizenship. He told Hilary they had a loveless marriage. He told Hilary he wanted to have her beautiful children. They began an affair. He told Hilary has wife knew and didn’t care. He told Hilary he was going to leave his wife soon.

Everyday Hilary drove to the Bronx, cleaned Bradley’s paintbrushes, and had sex on the studio floor. Everyday she went home with no money, and everyday she paid the toll at the George Washington Bridge. She needed the internship for her resume, she said. It was too late to find a new job, she said.

I could go on. I could tell you a lot more. About the whistles on the sidewalk, the kids who sat at the bottom of the stairs in high school to look up our skirts, my friend who was a prostitute in South Carolina, the men who’ve cornered me in parking lots and bars calling me a tease, the unwanted grabbing on the subway, the many times my father has called me fat, the time I traveled to the Philippines and discovered Western men pay preteen locals to spend the week in their hotel, the messages on OKCupid asking to “fart in my mouth.” About how I wasn’t sure if I had been raped because I was drunk and kissed Thomas back. How he raped my mouth and not my vagina, so that must not be rape. How easy it was for me to escape the dark street in Copenhagen, and how that made it not matter since “it could’ve been worse.”

Men have no idea what it takes to be a woman. To grin and bear it and persevere. The constant state of war, navigating the relentless obstacle course of testosterone and misogyny, where they think we are property to be owned and plowed. But we’re not. We are people, just like them. Equals, in fact, or at least that’s the core of what feminism is still trying to achieve. The job is not over. We’ve made great progress. There are female CEOs, though not very many. There are females writing for the New York Times and winning Pulitzer prizes, though not very many.  There are female politicians, though not very many. But these advances are only on paper. The job won’t be over until equality permeates the air we breathe, the streets we walk and the homes we live in.

I think back to how easy it was for me, in first grade, to feel fearless and strong in my conviction to stomp on John’s glasses. I felt right in reacting how I did, because John’s behavior was wrong. But his was an elementary learning of the wide boundaries his gender would go on to afford him. For me, it would never again be so easy.

- Anonymous, age 25

[justjessjeans-deactivated201810]

HOLY FUCK.

Read this.

[my-saladdaze-deactivated2021011]

This is very very very important.

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[yay-someoneactually]

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

[dellbby]

Its in the black hole of tumblr

[demonsmademefat-blog]

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

[septicmackiplier]

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

[heygodsmoved-blog]

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

[ruled-by-jupiter]

EVERY DAMN TIME

[failedspidermankisses]

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

[mahaliciously]

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

[altweeb-blog]

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

[i-am-loco]

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

[im-in-hell-fr]

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

[humanityinahandbag]

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

[animationnut]

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

[knightnicole]

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

[prodigal-sunlight]

WHOA SO WEIRD

[snapback-gravity-falls]

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

[nightlustrous]

it’s back

[mingesu-deactivated20180425]

Huh….

[nyreelovemenot]

I’ll probably always reblog this

[yung-caged-and-restless]

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

[thekingsvoice]

This post is historic

[victorian130]

[ames101-deactivated20180717]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots I feel so lucky.

[theflashrunner]

Tumblr is cursed holy fuck evacuate

[squintedmidget]

that’s creepy ;A;

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[gorillattacks-deactivated201703]

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

[lifethroughordinaryeyes]

IM SORRY OKAY

[justcausewereoutlaws]

ugh, i could’ve just scrolled past but i had to stop didn’t i.. god damnit!

[diptardedrainbow-blog1]

Mom is love, mom is life

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[spacexualkids]

:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[yvng-gxddess]

IMPORTANT!!!

PLEASE READ:

I don’t care if this ruins your blog and doesn’t fit with the theme. YOU HAVE TO REBLOG THIS; you could save a life, and that this moment, it’s really important that you do that.

It is said to be that ISIS have announced that their next targets are ROME, WASHINGTON  and LONDON. If you’re in ANY major city, PLEASE leave get your loved ones out. The cities are no longer safe, the world is broken and I can’t stress how important this is. YOU NEED TO LEAVE ANY MAJOR CITY NOW. If you can’t PLEASE, stay in your homes, stay inside where it’s safe. I am begging you, please stay safe.

MAJOR CITIES:

Tokyo, Japan New York, USA Sao Paulo, Brazil Mexico City, Mexico Manila, Philippines Mumbai/Delhi, India Jakarta, Indonesia Lagos, Nigeria Kolkata, India Cairo, Egypt Los Angeles, USA Buenos Aires, Argentina Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Moscow, Russia Shanghai, China Karachi , Pakistan Paris, France Istanbul, Turkey Nagoya,Japan Beijing, China Chicago, USA London, UK Shenzhen, China Essen/Düsseldorf, Germany Tehran, Iran Bogota, Colombia Lima, Peru Bangkok, Thailand Johannesburg/East Rand, South Africa Chennai, India Taipei, Taiwan Baghdad, Iraq Santiago, Chile Bangalore, India Hyderabad, India St Petersburg, Russia Philadelphia, USA Lahore, Pakistan Kinshasa, Congo Miami, USA Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam Madrid, Spain Tianjin, China Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Toronto, Canada Milan, Italy Shenyang, China Dallas/Fort Worth, USA Boston, USA Belo Horizonte, Brazil Khartoum, Sudan Riyadh, Saudi Arabia Singapore, Singapore Washington, USA Detroit, USA Barcelona, Spain Houston, USA Athens, Greece Berlin, Germany Sydney, Australia Atlanta, USA Guadalajara, Mexico San Francisco/Oakland , USA Montreal, Canada Monterey, Mexico Melbourne, Australia Ankara, Turkey Recife, Brazil Phoenix/Mesa, USA Durban South, Africa Porto Alegre, Brazil Dalian, China Jeddah, Saudi Arabia Seattle, USA Cape Town, South Africa San Diego, USA Fortaleza, Brazil Curitiba, Brazil Rome, Italy Naples Italy Minneapolis/St. Paul, USA Tel Aviv , Israel Birmingham, UK Frankfurt, Germany Lisbon, Portugal Manchester, UK San Juan, Puerto Rico Katowice, Poland Tashkent, Uzbekistan Fukuoka, Japan Baku/Sumqayit, Azerbaijan St. Louis, USA Baltimore, USA Sapporo, Japan Tampa/St. Petersburg, USA Taichung, Taiwan Warsaw, Poland Denver, USA Cologne/Bonn, Germany Hamburg, Germany Dubai, UAE Pretoria, South Africa Vancouver, Canada Beirut, Lebanon Budapest, Hungary Cleveland, USA Pittsburgh, USA Campinas, Brazil Harare, Zimbabwe Brasilia, Brazil Kuwait, Kuwait Munich Germany Portland, USA Brussels, Belgium Vienna, Austria San Jose, USA Damman, Saudi Arabia Copenhagen, Denmark Brisbane, Australia Riverside/San Bernardino, USA Cincinnati, USA Accra, Ghana

Please guys, reblog this out of love and respect.

**Also tagging my usual tags to raise more awareness**

[yvng-gxddess]

THIS NEEDS MORE AWARENESS! PLEASE I BEG YOU, REBLOG IT, SHARE IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA. THIS NEEDS TO BE HEARD, PLEASE THIS COULD SAVE SOMEONES LIFE!

[ovofeels]

stay safe y'all

[adorablelittlesnowflake-deactiv]

PLEASE stay safe everyone!!!

[kaizen07-deactivated20160419]

No Madrid? WTF

[exo-and-bts-scenarios-blog]

Please stay safe everyone. The world is is messed up right now xx

[nordictator]

idk how real but there was another shit here in my city a few days ago so yeh possible

[askfelivargas]

((Oh wtf my city Is in The list I’m even more scared Now 😭))

[askthemaplespirit-blog]

((Holy hell I live only a few hours from DC (thats the washington im assuming was meant) guys ;-; I’m not getting any good vibes oml. This is a scary thought that this might happen..everyone please stay safe and be careful!))

[hard-caffiene]

((welp, im dead. i’m staying at Montreal for a week.))

[ask-agentbeilschmidt]

well shit.

[ask-mutant-arthur-kirkland-deac]

Mun:It only takes my 30 minutes or less to get to Portland. If it’s the Portland in Maine than I’m fine. If it’s the other Portland.. I’m fucked… I’m sorry but this needs attention.

[aphsouthillinois-deactivated201]

((ST.LOUIS YOU SAY !!))

[museofthirst]

Boooost

[aph-states]

KEEP SAFE PEOPLE

[scorpionstingxx]

@cherrybomb-queen idk why but im a tag u…… I never thought mesa would be on that…… welp im fucked

[lgbtxdremade]

well shit

[diptardedrainbow-blog1]

Cough cough Virginia cough cough DC cough cough

[psych2go]

If you like more of this, follow @psych2go​.

[diptardedrainbow-blog1]

And how the hell do you pronounce that? Okay, story time. One time I was staying at a motel with my family and me and some kids were playing hide and seek/ tag, two In one basically and I was running along the motel, and the building went from 15 14 12 and I was able to tell that the owner was superstitious

[jokesontoast]

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

[magnumbot-deactivated20240227]

someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

[09nerorelatable]

Pokemon and Digimon

[horuss-moved234567865-deactivat]

sun and moon

[miyushinoharaofficial]

super trans and mega trans

[mcfucko-deactivated20180520]

chungo and scrungus

[dfbdbdghngfnfgngfnghfghghfh-dea]

salt and pepper

[inter5tellas]

Neither and both

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

Nintendogs 1 & 2

[goth-gay]

handmaiden and fuedal lord

[filthyheretic-deactivated201901]

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

[thatstoomanypilots]

Team lads and team gents

[fuckyouroosterteethproductions]

Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

[jupitersaurus-deactivated201807]

Mario and Luigi

[funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2]

Tom and Jerry

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Ass and tiddies

[cultural-goldmanism]

Star Trek and Star Wars

[yteicosanievilew]

Simon and garfunkel

[realvladimirlenin-deactivated20]

Primmie and techie

[ajkurdcvbhjytfgv-deactivated201]

ML and anarchist

[heylookitsarevolution]

I Want to Believe & The Truth Is Out There

[7outerelements]

Take the sardines and Leave the sardines

[antiuwuaction-deactivated201804]

twink and bear.

[piperwrightsboobs]

Wreck-It Ralph and Fix-It Felix

[amaralesbian]

The Office (UK) and The Office (US)

[vampirismadvocate]

Baroque and Romantic

[ussenbyprise]

Atlas and P-Body

[warriortomaiden]

Casual and Hardcore

[spiroandthelacktones]

Disney channel and Cartoon Network

[talbot-drake-deactivated2018091]

RWBY and RvB

[riolas32]

summer and winter

[seismic-lawns]

Doctor Who and Sherlock

[trophyhusban-deactivated2021051]

brave and default

[fatal-flora-deactivated20191104]

Melodic death metal and symphonic metal 

[rednines]

Naruto and Sasuke

[anarcho-smarmyism]

The Apple Bottom Jeans and the Boots With the Fur

[bisexual-degenerate-deactivated]

WWF and WCW

[chronivore]

Cobra on my left and Leopard on my right.

[mermaiddork]

Tacos and Sandwiches

[whatwehadtowatch]

Netflix and Chill

[kylekallgrensaysgoaway]

Analytic and Continental

[faesylveon-deactivated20191106]

4chan and 9GAG

[chimeresnervaliennes]

snurch (snail church) and snurch, or snake church

[link-lurkin]

lasagna and spaghetti

[belladonna-lavender]

The dark eternal void and Twizzler straws.

[suenami3]

Red and blue

[fridges-of-neverland-deactivate]

Facebook and Twitter

[diptardedrainbow-blog1]

Fangirls and fanboys

[leftlines]

Leelah Alcorn’s blog was deleted and posts about her are being removed. Don’t stop spreading this. Reblog everything you can, post everything you can. 

These are her pictures

here are some of her drawings

this is her note

Don’t let this die.

Not this.

[greywardang]

I don’t give a flying fart what type of blog you have, this is relevant for everyone.

[saa-aham]

This is absolutely something everyone needs to read

[weareinlovewithbooks-blog]

I need to follow more people

Reblog if you post stuff about:

-DIVERGENT

-THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS

-THE INFERNAL DEVICES

-NARNIA

-THE HUNGER GAMES

-PERCY JACKSON

-THE FAULT IN OUR STARS

[diptardedrainbow-blog1]

On other blogs

[diptardedrainbow-blog1]

Graduation speech

*Points to person*: Fuck you

*Points to person*: Fuck you

*Points to person*: Fuck you

*Points to person*: Fuck you

*Points to crush*: Fuck me

*Points to person*: Fuck you

*Points to person*: Fuck you

[diptardedrainbow-blog1]

LISTEN UP!

Anyone who is in the hurricanes path, please, please, please, stay safe. If you have anything outside, put it away. If you are only 100 yards away from the ocean like me, get to your highest point possibe. Even if I've never talked to you, I would be devastated to hear if anything happens to you. Stay safe, and God bless 😙

[pr1nceshawn]

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

[diptardedrainbow-blog1]

No shame

[diptardedrainbow-blog1]

Person: do you ever read or watch something that makes you want to cry, laugh, and die all at the same time?

Me: I'm a fangirl, what do you think I do all day?

[diptardedrainbow-blog1]

Oh dear God

[diptardedrainbow-blog1]