Ancient dumbass

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[sparrrorow-art]

the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.

[fleshengine]

Reblog this loby when they least expect it.

[that-wildwolf]

Okay. Here's a calmer post.

I lost all my savings today.

I was trying to sell my old drawing tablet online; the scammers had set up a website clone of my bank's website which I was redirected to when asking me to process the transaction. When I logged in, they gained access to all my funds and credit card information and cleared out my account. I currently have less than €2 to my name.

What can you do to help?

First of all, check up on me. Please. I'm in a very dark place right now: the last few hours have been almost non stop panic attacks. I need support.

If you can spare something, you can also donate to me at PayPal here or buy something from my ko-fi store. I will probably open commissions too, once I've calmed down enough to be able to think about anything other than I've lost everything.

The cops are not helping me out. The bank says that because this wasn't a transfer but a card payment, the money was gone instantly. I'm still going to keep fighting to get anything back, but for now it looks very bad.

Thank you all for being here for me. I love you guys so much, I already got so many concerned DMs. Thank you ❤️

[shutyourmoustache]

Her confidence is up to HERE.

[whos-this-lisa-person]

Her face says it all.

[pelicanhypeman]

“Auntie” is retired WNBA player DR. CHANTEL TREMITIERE. For the record.

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[aceal0tl]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm so so so angry. in Horsey Game, I found a wild legless horse, cloned it repeatedly, and mass-sold the clones to all my rival ranches to pollute their gene pools. and when my plan finally reached fruition.....when at last, I came into a race where every opponent had no legs.......my stupid fucking horse fell over.

[tall]

[wizardshark]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[sunflowerlovergirl]

[hatesaltrat]

The road to the childrens’ hospital

@swedishfalcon-actual

[enchantingsorceress]

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

[dogpuppy]

[owochimuwu]

You bad bad boy. Where are mommy's nuclear launch codes

[lesbx]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

this South Korean birthday ad for Jesus is… interesting

[one-time-i-dreamt]

to everyone unfamiliar with the concept (because, for example, birthday ads aren’t done in your country like they aren’t done in mine), usually fans buy ad space in honor of their favorite celebrity’s birthday and display an image of them there, example:

fans of singer Kim Taehyung organized this ad among others for his birthday (source: x y z)

but I have never expected to see Jesus fans do the same with an edit like that

[m-hammy]

jesus fans

[takashi0]

#We prefer the term “Christians”

[ashleylmao]

christians jesus stans

[thelandbeyond-void]

Bible fandom at it again

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[were--ralph]

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

[byjove]

crime/mystery media where the main character is just a nosy fuck and not a cop is always so entertaining and so much better than police procedurals

[suave-fucker]

Anticopaganda is peak. Like yes please show the cops as the incompetent idiots they are

[melissa-sparx]

Running with the burrito I just got (stole) from Chipotle while a HATER cop tries to catch me:

[were--ralph]

Joker flavored Mountain Dew called Haha Blast

[heraldofultimateness]

That's also what he says when he cums

[transgenderfabianseacaster]

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