A Garbage Raccoon

[operaqueen]

‘Cynthia and the Unicorn’ by Leonard Weisgard, 1967

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It really is!

[pangur-and-grim]

The masses find you endearing captain

oh hooray!

[spoekelse]

Value Pack

[qiyra]

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

[transarsonist]

[shinosarna]

Some people are taking "Nobody in history has died of a THC overdose" as a challenge.

[lastoneout]

Love the people in the notes like "this would fix me" bestie this thing would dissolve your brain into a fine mist. You would discover the kind of mental illnesses Freud could only dream of. Forget meeting the Hat Man this is what turns you into the Hat Man. This is worse than that torture drug that makes you expirience 600 billion years in a second. This is the secret to honest to god shifting. The fucking MK-ULTRA era CIA would tell you to dial it back if you showed them this thing. This is the closest humans have ever come to making a physical manifestation of a bad idea. The only thing this is fixing is fixing to turn you inside out.

[vfevermillion]

Complaining abt not seeing Gil in Succession s3 as if I'm not well aware where Gil is

[vfevermillion]

Senator Eavis is having intercourse with that Vampire

[blignick]

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[timperleyworldofwater]

rip to the person who understood this comic the most

[cryptid-sighting]

Sinking Giant Concrete Orbs to the Bottom of the Ocean Could Store Massive Amounts of Renewable Energy

These underwater batteries could potentially store hundreds of thousands of gigawatt-hours.

I'm not going to bother reading the article to find out if this actually works or if anyone is actually trying it. I'm just happy we as a society are showing proper reverence for Orbs.

[communist-hatsunemiku]

this is so freakin cool. the article goes on to say it has been successfully tested on a small scale in a german lake, and they're scaling it up in trials off the california coast!

[foone]

The power is stored in the balls

[nick-nonya]

[circusheart]

Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass

[matter-for-mass]

[youcanstillwhistle]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sharkflan]

new sphinx lady

she’s sad cos she’s in love with the moon but cursed for flight in the sea, not the air

[toastyglow]

the world's most decent little princess

[dumbpuppyfag]

i'm old enough, i remember how they treated trayvon martin, this was a kid who got lynched for walking on the wrong street and they called his murderer a hero. they dragged trayvon's name through the mud, they called him every terrible thing under the sun and blamed him for his own murder. meanwhile if you even acknowledge the things that charlie kirk objectively was, the way he promoted himself, the things he proudly did, you're a disgusting monster. forgive me if i can't take that shit seriously

[innerlmnt]

it's august 31st, happy birthday dipper and mabel and also hatsune miku

[forfoxessake]

Never before seen outtake from the A Clockwork Orange inspired Blender magazine photoshoot from 2005. Ray Lego is the photographer and he is selling some of the available prints!

“Photographed in the basement of P.A.L. in Union Square.”

Buy it here or his instagram @ raylego

[the-nyanguard-party]

you're on your knees, hands tied behind your back, bag over your head. "nothing personal, just can't leave any loose ends." i cock my nerf blaster and hit you on the back of your head with a foam dart. you fall over and sink into a ball pit. i stoically honk my clown nose and drive away in a comically small car

[catherinebunnington]

can you come back and violate my bound and lifeless body sexually

[the-nyanguard-party]

i sigh and exit the very small car, gesture for the 20 other girls in it to just wait there for a bit, and walk back towards the ball bit, my large shoes squeaking with every step