A dumbass and a nerd at the same time,they/them

welcome? im just your average tumblr user, 20yo, I love cartoons and im an artist (a student now :D) , only positive vibes here and also obsessing over fictional characters

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[dontmindmefriend]

Draw Rocky! Rocky star savior! Amaze! Amaze!

Here u go sibling the rock himself

[dontmindmefriend]

Right, I turned on asks and submissions

Uhh

Ask me something if youd like

Or you can ask for silly doodles I wouldnt mind

[dontmindmefriend]

Can I mind you

Hehehe funi

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

[aphantimes]

🫵 YOU. STOP WHERE YOU ARE

say something nice about prev!!! find something cool about them!! give their blog a skim!!

compliments are FREE TO GIVE so GIVE THEM OUT. pls. thamnk. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[the-haiku-bot]

straight up “snorkin’ it”.

and by “it” haha, well. let’s

just say. mimimi

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[dontmindmefriend]

Some more golden Freddy doodles I completely forgot about and also decrepit bunny man, how I love drawing him suffering, might have to click for better image quality

[jaykiiro]

Matching Energy

[dontmindmefriend]

This is so whimsical

[albamelody]

i recently saw a tiktok where a woman asked "girlies: what are some things you do to be more whimsical? I love knowing cute little habbits"

and i've never loved a comment section more. some of my faves:

(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

[dovewithscales]

I talk to basically everything as if it's a person. I greet passing crows as my "cousins." I respond conversationally to my cats. I yell "same to you!" when inanimate objects make loud noises. I say good morning to plants. I thank my phone when an alarm goes off. When objects don't act the way I want them to I explain what I need them to do, or tell them they're being rude. I tell my car when we're stopping for gas.

[naamahdarling]

I reassure credit card readers who are struggling that I know they are doing their best. Bless you, you funky lil machine, I'm sorry my dad is part of the reason people hate you. :(

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

I'll be stealing that one and that one and that one, thank you very much!

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ll be stealing that

one and that one and that one,

thank you very much!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dontmindmefriend]

I really liked this arg, and I finally escaped my art block, might do more to this drawing but I like it so far

[do-fish-bite]

And with that I will be unreachable for the next 3 days, have fun I’m gonna run away before I get shot

[y4pp3r-ayd1n]

Can't believe the actual creator reposted this in insta i screamed so fucking loud

[dontmindmefriend]

This looks so cool bro

[squeakitties]

Me hearing a ton of loud banging from my upstairs neighbor: god that’s so annoying

Upstairs neighbor, who was just transformed into a mute horse: [thinking] fuuuuck my downstairs neighbor is gonna think this is so annoying

[dontmindmefriend]

#MOOD #upstairs horse *neigh*bour I wanna get to know u #plz tell me why it happens at 7-9pm always #im just curious

[fxdima]

WE WANT YURI!

[dontmindmefriend]

AYOOOOO