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second blog up at @dracarya-writes ! check it out if ya wanna
the person who inspired this shall remain anonymous
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forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you
This has gotta be a hit with the girlies who have always wanted something terrible to happen to them just so people realize they're in more misery than their outward appearance lets on
me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?
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just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said āyoung lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.ā what an electrifying way of speakingā¦
aroace and shy guy cause. i mean. look at him. hes a lil guy and hes shy
Gay and Yoshi
lesbian and also shy guy, specifically light blue shy guy
ace greybiro. also transmasc/genderfluid. I rotate between the inklings boys.
Grayromantic asexual, and I main Dry Bowser. Have since I was 13.
Bi-lesbian asexual (and genderfluid), and I main Toad, although up until recently it was Cat Peach.
bi and Isabelle :3
Bisexual luigi
bi/nonbinary Rosalina
Transmasc bigender lesbian aromantic and rose gold Peach, every time, without fail
Genderfluid Lesbian
I circle between Peach, Daisy & Rosalina
gay transmasc, yoshi or tanooki mario
aroace, toad
bi transfem, cat peach or gold mario (specifically gold, not metal)
Besides the obvious like having financial security, being able to support your community and take care of friends and family, the whole "money doesn't bring happiness" bullshit is still bullshit because even if we only look at it from "buying frivolous trinkets" point of view, there's so many fun things I'd get myself commissioned just for shits and giggles.
For one, I'd get my dental layout scanned and then use the 3d model of my teeth to commission a giant pair of pincers where the cutters are replaced with a life-sized metal recreation of my teeth. I would use these to press bite marks on all sorts of things that a human being physically could not bite into, and emotionally would not want to.
For no other reason than to fuck with people. Just so they can see a very obviously human bite mark on something and wonder how the fuck did someone bite a goddamn brick wall, and why would anybody do that.
I do feel like 'money can't buy happiness' has a good point somewhere, but it's such a hamfisted way of making it that it's just total crap. Like... okay: if you have a fundamentally joyless outlook on life and can't meaningfully connect to the people and world around you money won't fix it, and rich people can still be unhappy, but that isn't what the damn saying said.
Also, I remember there was a Monk episode where they did that tooth thing with a dog and that was the murder weapon.
"Money can't buy happiness" is false. The truth that it all boils down to is a completely different one:
No amount of money will save you from being a loser.
Once upon a time, researchers established that ā¬70'000/year was the point past which extra money quickly succumbed to diminishing returns in improving happiness. Since then, things have changed, and now that point is... ā¬500'000. Life has gotten expensive, and happiness moreso.
That said, it is absolutely right that money can't save you from being a loser, and the people who're still unhappy at ā¬500'000 turned out to already stop getting happier at like, ā¬100'000. Below that, though, lack of money turned everyone more miserable than they'd be with enough money.
I argued once with my therapist whether money can buy happiness. She insisted it cannot, since she had many wealthy clients unable to buy happiness; I claimed that nevertheless, lack of money causes unhappiness quickly and surely.
We back-and-forthed on it for a bit, until I switched to recounting examples how lack of money caused unhappiness in my own and my associates' life. I was half through third example when my therapist blinked and said:
"Oh wait. You mean, like, survival."
There's people to whom having a "perfect life" means some sort of hypothetical and impossible ideal floating-through-the-clouds utopia, and to some people it means that nothing's ever happened to you that'd give you PTSD.
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getting older can be so amazing? you get more familiar with yourself. learn tips & tricks for troubleshooting your own brain. trial & error helps you build routines that minimize discomfort, maximize reward. your preferences/interests don't get set in stone, but you do find out which ones are going to stay with you in the long-term, and which ones are fun but transient joys to appreciate in the moment.
you learn that the world is so much more complex than you were taught, and that that's okay, and that there's an endless supply of things you can learn or watch or experience or think about if you want to. if you're lucky, you loosen up, stop putting so much pressure on yourself. if you're lucky, you learn to recognize that negative inner voice, and whack it with a baseball bat until it hushes up. if you're lucky, you learn to treat yourself gently, not because you are fragile but because you are worthy of gentleness. (i hope you are lucky.)
and some things will change. some things will get better. some things will get good. and maybe you start to recover from the dehumanizing stress of childhood/education. maybe you learn the power of your own autonomy. maybe you learn how to walk away from bad situations (which is a superpower even if you don't realize it yet). and you get to choose your own clothes. and your own food. and which relationships to pursue! and what you do with your free time. and with your life (but don't worry you get to choose that gradually). and that's crazy! and sometimes scary. and extraordinarily, indescribably precious.
bitches needed to hear this huh ā„ (you're bitches)
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Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.
A tool I find generally pretty useful for thinking about and classifying superhero systems is the Wild Talents Axes of Design, a worldbuilding tool from an RPG that I have not and most likely will not ever play. The system categorizes and ranks superhero settings on four axes:
The Red Axis measures Historical Inertia, how much the existence of superhumans causes the timeline to diverge from our own. A high-red setting represents the standard implausibly-recognizable like-reality-unless-noted world-outside-your-window model. A low-red setting is a total alternate history.
The Gold Axis measures Superhuman Inertia (talent inertia in their internal jargon, but we've all got our own names for these assholes.) This one measures how closely superhumans hew to classic paradigms of heroism and villainy, as opposed to branching out into other societal roles or life outcomes. A high-gold setting is the prototypical endless monthly game of cops and robbers; A low-gold setting would be something like Wild Cards or Top 10, where career superheroes are a rounding error (or even a downright oddity) compared to people with powers.
The Blue Axis measures what they term The Lovely and the Pointless- essentially how much weirdness exists outside the superheroes themselves, or, more practically, how unified the setting's cosmology and power sources are. High-Blue settings are the bizarre and irreconcilable genre kitchen sinks full of aliens, gods, magicians, one million ways to get superpowers and three different kinds of time travel. Low Blue settings would be The Boys, Worm, or Wild Cards- any setting where there's a discrete reason that superhumans happened and nothing supernatural going on outside of that point of origin.
The Black Axis measures Moral Clarity, which is about what it sounds like. High Black Settings are the cartoonishly-clear-cut battles of good and evil, low black settings are omnidirectional amoral clusterfucks where the participants have superpowers.
(The joke, of course, being that if you crank all four colors up all the way, you end up with a full CMYK print, and a reproduction of the aesthetic of classic golden and silver age superhero faire.)
Obviously this isn't a perfect system- it suffers from the perennial, probably inevitable issue that the four of these don't granulate equally well but they feel the need to articulate five nodes for each of them, just to keep it neat- and consequentially it sometimes feels a little like they're struggling to justify why some of the arrangements that they're describing are meaningfully distinct from the nearest tick up or down the axis. I'm also not entirely sure how it integrates this fifth axis I think is pretty important- the question of the degree to which the public is aware of superhumans at all.
But it does provide some interesting and useful language for quick-and-dirty compare and contrast work. Watchmen is Low Blue, Low Black, Mid-Red High-Gold. Invincible is High-Blue Mid-Black High Red Mid-Gold. Worm is Low-Blue-Mid-Black-Low-Red-Mid-Gold. I don't even stand by these ratings necessarily, I just think it would be super neat going forward if I were able to throw out a phrase like "High-Blue interpretation of Superman" and successfully convey that it means we're finally gonna get to see Superman fight a wizard in live action, for example. I think there's slept-upon terminology available to us here
thereās a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is ābooks you donāt need in a place you canāt findā and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too
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